Name a hypothetical newspaper headline that would make you say "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Originally Posted by mahay "Austria declares war on Serbia, Germany invades Beligium and France" "Kayne West crowned 'Voice of a generation' " "Switzerland to join EU"

These 3 are my favorite.

That's so mahay.

"Goulash named US national meal. Required at every meal."

"New Herbicide developed...spreads to all plants."

"Kanye West, 2012."

"Teleportation Successful! Inventor's home goes up in flames soon after. Blueprints were not recovered."

"Headlines for newspapers reaching new lengths. World supply of ink is in critical condition."

"Oreos outlawed."

"Twinkies named national snack of the Ukraine."