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Old 05-08-2011, 10:40 PM   #1
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Re: Name a hypothetical newspaper headline that would make you say "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Scientists prove statistically possible to 'have cake and eat it too'"

"Human growth hormone discovered, humans now able to be planted like tomatoes"

"Donald Trump wears hairpiece"

"Windows OS outlawed, jobs lost but Jobs happy"

"Study shows 98% of humanity will have ultimately boring lives"

"George Takei dead"

"Takei dead, headstone doesn't say 'oh my' "

"Mormons win court decision, coffee, tea outlawed"

"Trey Parker, Matt Stone sued for libel"

"US driving age readjusted to 28, no chance of grandfathering"

"Austria declares war on Serbia, Germany invades Beligium and France"

"1984 to become official US domestic policy"

"Cthulu in 2012 Presidential running"

"Kayne West crowned 'Voice of a generation' "

"Switzerland to join EU"

" 'Can I Haz Cheezburgers' to be admitted to Oxford English Dictionary"

"Christopher Poole arrested, servers shutdown"

"Kana arrested, servers shutdown"

sorry, I think I may have done too many...
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Old 05-09-2011, 10:25 AM   #2
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"Austria declares war on Serbia, Germany invades Beligium and France"

"Kayne West crowned 'Voice of a generation' "

"Switzerland to join EU"
These 3 are my favorite.

That's so mahay.

"Goulash named US national meal. Required at every meal."

"New Herbicide developed...spreads to all plants."

"Kanye West, 2012."

"Teleportation Successful! Inventor's home goes up in flames soon after. Blueprints were not recovered."

"Headlines for newspapers reaching new lengths. World supply of ink is in critical condition."

"Oreos outlawed."

"Twinkies named national snack of the Ukraine."
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Old 05-09-2011, 11:04 AM   #3
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"Teleportation Successful! Inventor's home goes up in flames soon after. Blueprints were not recovered."
That would indeed be a travesty!
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Old 05-24-2011, 08:41 AM   #4
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Re: Name a hypothetical newspaper headline that would make you say "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Toni Iommi dies "May Sabbath's legendary guitarist burn in Hell"

Green tea crop's die worldworld

Justin Beiber survives assassin's bullet.

Justin Beiber's assassin Austin Hornbeck put in jail

Justin Beiber win's grammy

Justin Beiber is crowned voice of a Generation

Last Raptors go extinct.

918 The Fan's servers hacked

918 the Fan shuts down due to hackers

The Confedercy reforms under tea party lines

Kyoto is burned by Conservative Japanese Radicals

Ishihara becomes Prime Minister of Japan

Japan burns literature

Japan burns manga

Japan bans all animation

China invades Japan

China invades Korea

China buys America

China ignores Canada

T-Rex's devour raptors

Ponies develop way to stop raptors from feasting

Its the year 2112 and Music is banned

World Government established

World Capitol located in Tehran Iran

Kamina-ism is outlawed

Square-Enix stops making role playing games and switches to first person shooters

Every Fight becomes the only legal song.

Miku Hatsune explodes at concert

Theocracy becomes doctrine of World Government
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Old 05-24-2011, 06:08 PM   #5
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"You just lost the game."
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Old 05-24-2011, 06:20 PM   #6
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"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
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Old 05-25-2011, 05:17 AM   #7
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Scientists finally discover where Atlantis is.

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Old 05-25-2011, 08:00 AM   #8
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"You just lost the game."
I thought I just won the game "note this would be the creepiest head line story ever"
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Old 05-09-2011, 11:10 AM   #9
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"Goulash named US national meal. Required at every meal."
Oh my god. I would NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO so hard.
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