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04-12-2010, 09:21 PM | #161 |
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Re: Twisted grant a wish
Hmmmm, first post made it after all. Words to the wise::1) don't live in the middle of no darn where; 2) don't choose MediaCom as a provider.
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04-13-2010, 03:07 PM | #162 |
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um granted? but you cause a Zombie Apocalypse?
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04-13-2010, 05:05 PM | #163 |
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Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted but it's the gear to a shoe making machine
I wish for more food
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04-13-2010, 05:55 PM | #164 |
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Granted, but you have to pick it somewhere in the Gobi Desert armed with a toothpick and a flashlight.
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04-13-2010, 06:24 PM | #165 |
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granted, but now your house has to be demolished for the railroad to be there.
I WISH I HAD A SHIBA INU PUPPY!!
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04-13-2010, 06:27 PM | #166 |
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Granted, but it likes peeing on the carpet
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04-13-2010, 07:38 PM | #167 |
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Granted. How many gallons? How many guppies? Any seaweed? Gravel? Filtration system?
I wish I could get home cooking like I see in the harem anime. In today's world in America that truly is fantasy...more so than NGE angels being real. |
04-13-2010, 10:01 PM | #168 |
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um granted? but you cause a Zombie Apocalypse Again :P
I wish for World Peace |
04-13-2010, 10:08 PM | #169 |
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Granted but now the world is over populated and you're forced to eat Soylent Green.
I wish I could be on the Price is Right. |
04-15-2010, 12:33 PM | #170 |
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Granted but all your prizes will either be broken or pawned.
I wish all the influential folks inside the I-695 Beltway would get off this socialism kick. |
04-17-2010, 06:24 PM | #171 |
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Granted but no one knows what you are talking about.
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04-17-2010, 06:52 PM | #172 |
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Granted but it is made out of plastic
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04-17-2010, 07:11 PM | #173 |
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Granted but all he does is insult you and throws you into a pit of spiraling depression...
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04-17-2010, 07:21 PM | #174 |
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Granted..... you ask for it lol ( youtube Fred)
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04-18-2010, 03:47 AM | #175 |
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Granted, but they only fire at you.
I wish for a plate of cookies.
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04-18-2010, 04:24 AM | #176 |
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Granted, but you must eat a slime infested jelly donut first.
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04-18-2010, 01:18 PM | #177 |
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Granted, but you can't hear it.
I wish the mangaka of Alichino would finish the series after a multi-year hiatus
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04-18-2010, 11:00 PM | #178 |
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Granted, but all the drawings would be super-deformed and the text unreadable.
I wish EE would stop bugging me about Rita xD
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04-19-2010, 03:44 PM | #179 |
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Granted, but EE will start bugging you to change your name to Rita
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04-19-2010, 09:45 PM | #180 |
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Granted, you get a gold colored parking ticket.
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