Name a hypothetical newspaper headline that would make you say "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Toni Iommi dies "May Sabbath's legendary guitarist burn in Hell"

Green tea crop's die worldworld

Justin Beiber survives assassin's bullet.

Justin Beiber's assassin Austin Hornbeck put in jail

Justin Beiber win's grammy

Justin Beiber is crowned voice of a Generation

Last Raptors go extinct.

918 The Fan's servers hacked

918 the Fan shuts down due to hackers

The Confedercy reforms under tea party lines

Kyoto is burned by Conservative Japanese Radicals

Ishihara becomes Prime Minister of Japan

Japan burns literature

Japan burns manga

Japan bans all animation

China invades Japan

China invades Korea

China buys America

China ignores Canada

T-Rex's devour raptors

Ponies develop way to stop raptors from feasting

Its the year 2112 and Music is banned

World Government established

World Capitol located in Tehran Iran

Kamina-ism is outlawed

Square-Enix stops making role playing games and switches to first person shooters

Every Fight becomes the only legal song.

Miku Hatsune explodes at concert

Theocracy becomes doctrine of World Government