Twisted grant a wish

[Sheep]

Ok I'm going to steal this idea from the game we play over at the Funimation forums

It's simple the person above you makes a wish but you must reply with there wish granted, but it some how goes wrong or not the way they wanted.

Example would be

First post - "I wish to get better at using my computer tablet"
Reply - "Granted but your computer gets a bunch load of virus when ever you use it"

and they reply has their own wish to and the game keeps going on! So let's start

I wish I could post on the forums more

[EagleEyes]

Granted but you have to buy me a pony.

I wish for world peace.

[Sheep]

granted but the peace only lasts for about 30 seconds

I wish that I could make a better avatar

Granted but the material caused you to be banned for life

I wish for the best wish ever

Granted but you have to give it to me :P

I wish I had a better internet connection

[Marpolo 1991]

Granted but you can only use it for 1 minute every other month

I wish I had Superman's powers but no weaknesses

[EagleEyes]

Granted but you can't wear any clothes whilst using them.

I wish I had a Teacup pig.

[Marpolo 1991]

Granted but it smells like an actual pig and the tea has a nasty taste to it.

I wish I had Einstein intellect

(funny but i think if i did that i would be classified a super villain due to the blindness and insanity my horrible naked figure would bring to the unfortunate people who witnesses it)

Granted but if you learn anything else your brain will pop

I wish the world's largest ultimate Taco

Granted, but you're not allowed to eat it

I wish for more time

Granted but you only got 5 extra seconds

I wish to rule the world

[Oni]

Granted, but you have to have an election first.

I wish to be the little girl.

[EagleEyes]

Granted but you are Bindi Irwin.

I wish for a hug.

Granted, but I took your wallet when i gave you a hug

I wish this was the last post on this topic

[Sheep]

Granted but the game keeps going on even if you don't post

I wish that I had a cup of coffee right now

granted, but it's decaf

I wish I was Metal Sonic :3

Granted, but you can't move cause you're so heavy.

I wish I had more artbooks~

[Marpolo 1991]

Granted but there for 3 children 3 and under.

I wish I had a PS3

[Hakuro de Killer]

Granted, but it has a disc read error and an expired warranty.

I wish I knew of a cosplay that would fit me perfectly.

[Kibs]

granted, but it makes you look fat

I wish my bioshock 2 review would write itself