King Of The Hill!

A herd of small cats carries Shin away but I grab the hill before it drifts away in a sea of fur and kitty claws, nya!

[XIamSogekingX]

*No one realized but while I've been gone, I placed every kind of bomb under the hill. I sit safely away and hit the doomsday button.

*BOOOOOOOOOOOM*

*The dirt comes falling back down to earth in a great big pile with nothing living on it. The current occupant is no where to be found. I walk up and lay on the hill soaking up the glory, that is, being King of the Hill.

*throws a rock at your head knocking you off the hill* Well that was easy.

[XIamSogekingX]

*Feels dumb for going through all that work*

*Sends a herd of Tauros up to ram the current King off the hill*

Alright...whats next?!?!?!

A challenger appears. :biggrin:

Hmm, there doesn't appear to be anyone on top of that hill over there.

*Walks right up and stands on the top.*

Hey, I can see my house from here... and a herd of Tauros in the distance.

[EagleEyes]

*Me Mashiro Kicks the fellow Australian off the hill*

Sorry buddy. But its mine again ^^

[XIamSogekingX]

Looks over to the new hill in the distance and see's the that EE just took it over.

*XIamSogekingX pulls out a button and presses it causing the whole hill he is on to be completely destroyed, launching him over to the other hill where he flying kicks EE off that new hill*

Alright...now what....

[EagleEyes]

*I come back dressed as a suudowudo. Unable to resist my charms Soge lets me stand on the hill and leaves without question*

[XIamSogekingX]

After coming back to my senses, I send Brock up there to take care of that so called "Sudowoodo" in his own special way.

When there is nothing left recognizable, I go back to sit on my hill again.

[EagleEyes]

*I FIRE AN ARR PEE GEE AT SOGE*

[Camajak]

*Camajak crawls up the hill and pushes EE off with a pool cue* Yay :D

[EagleEyes]

*I bite Camajak and scare her away*

[Camajak]

Nyaaaa??! ;__;
hmph! >8(
*grabs a bow and arrow and shoots through his clothing, pinning EE to a tree by an arrow*
Yay archery skills!!! *bounds up to the top and twirls around*

[EagleEyes]

*I show cama nekkid yugi photos and she flees*

*blinds you with extra girly, sparkly, stinky perfume* ^-^

[EagleEyes]

*Me wonder why only girls are attacking him?*

*I put Molly in a shopping trolly and roll her down the hill*

*me wonder why you think what you think you're thinking*

*I hop out and stop it with my awesome might and throw it back at EE, knocking him right off the hill*
Throwing things at people seems to solve more problems pretty well....

[EagleEyes]

*I rune back up the hill and tie Molly to a hot air balloon*

Later Tater.

*drives a wrecking ball up the hill, takes careful aim, and flings EagleEyes back to the Upside-Down Land*

My hill now! >:D

[EagleEyes]

Ohhh no you did ain't.

*I scold Lite with boiling tea, forcing him off the hill*