Twisted grant a wish - Page 8 - 91.8 The Fan

03-24-2010, 10:33 PM

Granted ....great u caused global warming

I wish for a new hat

bemused_Bohemian · 03-25-2010, 12:08 AM

Granted...Be sure to ask for a brass one. Falling hail is for crop damage, not headaches.

I wish I could go to 2-dimensional manga and be Tenchi Muyo's grandpa.

03-25-2010, 04:24 PM

Granted but you die of old age after 2 pages.

I wish I had magical powers!

04-07-2010, 07:43 PM

Granted but Chuck Norris will still kick your butt!

I wish to be GOD!!!!!

04-07-2010, 08:57 PM

Granted but your the god of worms

I wish my ear drum didn't pop...

bemused_Bohemian · 04-08-2010, 09:17 AM

Granted. It won't after this cure. I'm just not sure if I can slow the velocity of this 357 Magnum bullet once it leaves the chamber. What 2 do, what 2 do!?

I wish I could find Large for real!! I keep seeing these yellow signs along road that suggest: Warning. Animals at Large. That would be 1 heck of a zoo to take the kids to but I sure can't locate it anywhere. Large? Is it near Yellowstone? Bronx Zoo? Kansas? Banff?

04-08-2010, 12:39 PM

Um.... granted but it explodes

I wish for a cookie

Camajak · 04-08-2010, 01:34 PM

Granted, but it's stale.
I wish I could find my old Yugioh cards

Bonediddly · 04-08-2010, 01:54 PM

Granted, but Magic is better.

I wish this thread was more creative.

bemused_Bohemian · 04-08-2010, 10:05 PM

Granted. Sad to say all the creativity you desire for these treads was last seen 99% immersed in the La Brea tarpits.

I wish I could grow purple hair just like the kids in anime.

04-08-2010, 10:56 PM

Granted but it only grows 1/10000000 an inch

I wish for new speakers

04-10-2010, 08:52 AM

Granted, but they blow out after the first use.

I wish the school year would be over right now

04-10-2010, 11:58 AM

Granted but the new school year begins the day after and has extended it's time

I wish there where motorcycles for me to play card games on

04-10-2010, 12:13 PM

granted but its a picture of a motorcycle that you play card games on... I was thinking maybe in shag rug form.

I wish I could walk through walls

Marpolo 1991 · 04-11-2010, 04:00 PM

Granted but you get stuck half way through and cant get out.

I wish I an A1M1 abrams tank

bemused_Bohemian · 04-12-2010, 12:11 AM

Granted. But account military cutback you are out of fuel to operate, the gadgetry within is malfunctioning, and no 1 has the detonator mechanism to destroy the ICBM headed your way (Friday's missle). Sayanora.

I wish some of the cooler Japanese dating sim games on the market were written in English.

Camajak · 04-12-2010, 09:48 AM

Granted, but you can't play them because every computer and console you come across is broken.

I wish my cat would stop eating my homework!!

Shin_No_Kokoro · 04-12-2010, 02:58 PM

Granted but ur dog eats it instead

I wish to be remembered

Camajak · 04-12-2010, 04:28 PM

Granted, but only by the crazy person that lives next door to you.

I wish I could find a store that sells grapefruit tang!

bemused_Bohemian · 04-12-2010, 09:14 PM

Seems like there was 1 near the Cape Canaveral/Cape Kennedy, Florida, USA (whatever this place is called now) launch site about 30 years ago...fav drink of the Astronauts. Granted! Whoops! That was 30 years ago! My bad!

I wish I could remember things, people, events. I left my memory in a Great Northern boxcar yesterday located in a train yard north of here. But some darn switch engine must've moved the car recently as I can't remember anything. I wish I could find that box car.

03-24-2010, 10:33 PM	#141
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03-25-2010, 12:08 AM	#142
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03-25-2010, 04:24 PM	#143
Tombé, Pas de bourée, Glissade, JETÉ!! Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Chi-Town, IL Posts: 405 Rep Power: 178	Re: Twisted grant a wish Granted but you die of old age after 2 pages. I wish I had magical powers! ______________________

04-07-2010, 07:43 PM	#144
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04-07-2010, 08:57 PM	#145
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04-08-2010, 09:17 AM	#146
bemused_Bohemian Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: not too far from Moral Oral (central MO, USA) Posts: 85 Rep Power: 0	Re: Twisted grant a wish Granted. It won't after this cure. I'm just not sure if I can slow the velocity of this 357 Magnum bullet once it leaves the chamber. What 2 do, what 2 do!? I wish I could find Large for real!! I keep seeing these yellow signs along road that suggest: Warning. Animals at Large. That would be 1 heck of a zoo to take the kids to but I sure can't locate it anywhere. Large? Is it near Yellowstone? Bronx Zoo? Kansas? Banff?

04-08-2010, 12:39 PM	#147
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04-08-2010, 01:34 PM	#148
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04-08-2010, 01:54 PM	#149
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04-08-2010, 10:05 PM	#150
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04-08-2010, 10:56 PM	#151
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04-10-2010, 08:52 AM	#152
Tombé, Pas de bourée, Glissade, JETÉ!! Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Chi-Town, IL Posts: 405 Rep Power: 178	Re: Twisted grant a wish Granted, but they blow out after the first use. I wish the school year would be over right now ______________________

04-10-2010, 11:58 AM	#153
Super-Fan Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Connecticut Posts: 1,234 Rep Power: 188	Re: Twisted grant a wish Granted but the new school year begins the day after and has extended it's time I wish there where motorcycles for me to play card games on ______________________

04-10-2010, 12:13 PM	#154
Tombé, Pas de bourée, Glissade, JETÉ!! Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Chi-Town, IL Posts: 405 Rep Power: 178	Re: Twisted grant a wish granted but its a picture of a motorcycle that you play card games on... I was thinking maybe in shag rug form. I wish I could walk through walls ______________________

04-11-2010, 04:00 PM	#155
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04-12-2010, 12:11 AM	#156
bemused_Bohemian Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: not too far from Moral Oral (central MO, USA) Posts: 85 Rep Power: 0	Re: Twisted grant a wish Granted. But account military cutback you are out of fuel to operate, the gadgetry within is malfunctioning, and no 1 has the detonator mechanism to destroy the ICBM headed your way (Friday's missle). Sayanora. I wish some of the cooler Japanese dating sim games on the market were written in English.

04-12-2010, 09:48 AM	#157
Camajak Fan Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Central New York State Posts: 77 Rep Power: 174	Re: Twisted grant a wish Granted, but you can't play them because every computer and console you come across is broken. I wish my cat would stop eating my homework!! ______________________

04-12-2010, 02:58 PM	#158
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04-12-2010, 04:28 PM	#159
Camajak Fan Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Central New York State Posts: 77 Rep Power: 174	Re: Twisted grant a wish Granted, but only by the crazy person that lives next door to you. I wish I could find a store that sells grapefruit tang! ______________________

04-12-2010, 09:14 PM	#160
bemused_Bohemian Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: not too far from Moral Oral (central MO, USA) Posts: 85 Rep Power: 0	Re: Twisted grant a wish Seems like there was 1 near the Cape Canaveral/Cape Kennedy, Florida, USA (whatever this place is called now) launch site about 30 years ago...fav drink of the Astronauts. Granted! Whoops! That was 30 years ago! My bad! I wish I could remember things, people, events. I left my memory in a Great Northern boxcar yesterday located in a train yard north of here. But some darn switch engine must've moved the car recently as I can't remember anything. I wish I could find that box car.