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[12:32:03]-->| DefinitelyNotKyonikov (qwebirc@Rizon-4D1DA18E.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined #918thefan
[12:32:15] Kyon|Stuffs that's definitely not me.
[12:32:41] DefinitelyNotKyonikov>nope. not me.
[12:32:49] =-= Kyon|Stuffs is now known as Kyonikov
[12:32:51] christmas4477 And you blew it
[12:33:04] Kyonikov blew what? it's not me
[12:33:23] DefinitelyNotKyonikov we may have the same IP but we're definitely not the same person
[12:33:27] christmas4477 Yes, but you had the not you say that you're not you
[12:33:36] Kyonikov but i'm not!
[12:33:39] christmas4477 You should have had not you say 'not him'
[12:33:53] DefinitelyNotKyonikov oh, no he is. I'm not
[12:34:12] Kyonikov who what?
[12:34:36] christmas4477 Well of course, he's him, but you're not him
[12:34:40] christmas4477 You're you
[12:34:52] Kyonikov yes
[12:35:02] christmas4477 You can't say that you're not you, which you did
[12:35:07] DefinitelyNotKyonikov i'm not me
[12:35:12] Kyonikov i never said that, he did
[12:35:16] christmas4477 But you clearly are you
[12:35:33] DefinitelyNotKyonikov only on tuesdays
[12:35:44] christmas4477 But today's Tuesday
[12:35:50] Kyonikov oh holy crap it is
[12:35:54] Kyonikov that's just something he says
[12:36:14] christmas4477 You can't not not be you if you're already being not him
[12:36:30] DefinitelyNotKyonikov i could be not someone else too
[12:36:34] DefinitelyNotKyonikov i'm not you for example
[12:36:45] christmas4477 I suppose not
[12:36:56] Kyonikov is that not as in disagreeing or not as in he's not you
[12:37:10] DefinitelyNotKyonikov are you supposing not or not supposing
[12:37:36] DefinitelyNotKyonikov also, does anyone have any spare waffles they can mail me
[12:37:42] catc0617 .......
[12:37:50] Kyonikov what, waffles are good
[12:38:04] christmas4477 And that's where I will quote this

[EagleEyes]

* %EagleEyes summons amui
*** Amui has joined #918thefan
<O-W-L> Will that reall work.
<Amui> YOU DARE SUMMON ME!?
* +Chibi-Katanashi licks Amui* +Jubilee licks Amui.
<O-W-L> And I SHOULD NEVER DOUBT EE AGAIN>

Litespeed: is that... is that a BANHAMMER!?
withasigh_: it puzzles me frankly XD
Chibi-Katanashi: lol
Cameron: Not for another 60 seounds?
Chibi-Katanashi ties Cameron to EagleEyes and tosses them in the 918 river
Cameron: *drowns*
withasigh_: it will go silent in about 45 seconds wont it
Cameron: *is dead now*
litespeed: DOOM TIME
DS|_ has joined (~DJ_DS@Rizon-DC0F8C7C.jck.clearwire-dns.net)
Chibi-Katanashi: sigh: i will probably be up a lil longer than 45 seconds...
Chibi-Katanashi: =P
litespeed: ARGH
Chibi-Katanashi: maybe like 10-20mins more... dunno
withasigh_: Oh god its DS

[Dophanes "D!" Raosuke]

Ceru's Story

[10:08] <KaelemGaen> moo
[10:20] <+Zehutsumei> oink
[10:27] <+Dophanes> squak
[10:27] <+Kyon|Animoooo> AFLAK
[10:32] == Mathes [~Mathes@furniture.for.world.domination] has quit [Quit: I'll spoon out your eyeball!]
[10:34] == Kyon|Animoooo has changed nick to Kyon|afk
[10:37] <@Cerulaine> Deaddd IRC
[10:37] * Cerulaine revives it!
[10:37] <+Dophanes> Ceru!
[10:37] <+Dophanes> sh...
[10:37] <@Cerulaine> o.o
[10:37] <+Dophanes> Im enjoying the quiet
[10:37] <@Cerulaine> I had a dream
[10:37] <@Cerulaine> Lemme tell it
[10:37] <@Cerulaine> Shhhh
[10:38] <@Cerulaine> :P
[10:38] <+Dophanes> share your dream Ceru
[10:38] <+Dophanes> quietly
[10:39] <+Dophanes> WHAT?!?
[10:40] <+Dophanes> I CANT HEAR YOU
[10:40] <+Dophanes> SPEAK UP!
[10:42] <@Cerulaine> Oh sorry
[10:42] <@Cerulaine> I got sidetracked >>
[10:42] <@Cerulaine> It was a vampire dream -.-
[10:42] <@Cerulaine> They haunt me even in my dreams D:
[10:42] * Cerulaine cannot escape them
[10:42] <+Dophanes> oh god....
[10:42] <+Dophanes> friggen' vampires
[10:43] <@Cerulaine> I know right? -.-
[10:43] <+Dophanes> always sparkling on my lawn
[10:43] <+Dophanes> they need to get their own damn lawn
[10:43] <@Cerulaine> Lol
[10:43] <@Cerulaine> So it started with me being in a store, like lowes
[10:43] <@Cerulaine> Which apparently had a fancy restaurant in it as well o.O
[10:44] <@Cerulaine> Best...place...evar
[10:44] <+Dophanes> what did this fancy restaurant serve Ceru?
[10:44] <@Cerulaine> But i went to this restaurant with a friend, no idea who this person is, but apparently in my dream they were my friend lol
[10:44] <@Cerulaine> I dunno but I saw a lot of people waiting so we went to the back, it was a gorgeous place
[10:45] <@Cerulaine> dark red velvet curtains
[10:45] <@Cerulaine> Low lighting
[10:45] <@Cerulaine> So we get to the back and see what seems to be the vampire area >>
[10:46] <+Dophanes> lol they have their own area?
[10:46] <@Cerulaine> We run! and we're chased because apparently some of the humans waiting for regular food are served to the vampires
[10:46] <@Cerulaine> And since we saw them
[10:46] <@Cerulaine> We need to be killed
[10:46] <@Cerulaine> So we run and I hide in the lowes area
[10:46] <@Cerulaine> But I wake up
[10:46] <@Cerulaine> So I dunno what happens :(
[10:47] <+Dophanes> facinating, I expect a sequel
[10:47] <+Dophanes> but it better be better than new moon -.-
[10:47] <+Dophanes> which is very likely
[10:48] <@Cerulaine> Lololol
[10:48] <@Cerulaine> That poo stripper
[10:48] <@Cerulaine> She was eaten alive
[10:48] <@Cerulaine> poor even XD
[10:48] <+Dophanes> lol XD

[Drago142222]

Fri[12:40a] <+Cameron> Oddly enough Dargo with bear Pajamas is....
Fri[12:40a] <+Cameron> Well
Fri[12:40a] <+Dophanes> super special awesome best friends
Fri[12:40a] <+Cameron> Moe
Fri[12:40a] <+Amui> Later EE
Fri[12:40a] * +Amui (~Amui@Rizon-FBC30D0F.sc.res.rr.com) Quit (Quit: ~ Trillian Astra - www.trillian.im ~)
Fri[12:40a] <%EagleEyes> Amui wait
Fri[12:40a] <Nirvash_Redempt> IM LOST NOW!! TT.TT
Fri[12:40a] <+Cameron> Drago is Moe now

[EagleEyes]

<+Cameron> My brother just licked my nose...




<+Drago142222> amui i would pay u in MOE
<+Amui> I already have that
<+Amui> Go away Drago
<+Amui> Whoa, that worked?
<+Amui> I must be jesus





* +Team kisses twilly
<+Amui> Giggity
<@Cerulaine> BECAUSE I WANT THEM BADLY




<+Camajak> There were roughly 9 college boys partying below us all week .-.

(10:41:12 PM) Chibi-Katanashi: i hate people who hates alcohol, and hates on other people who drink alcohol, just because they are too weak to drink it themselves...
(10:41:18 PM) Chibi-Katanashi: and christians... but that is another story
(10:41:26 PM) ***Chibi-Katanashi rolls around
(10:41:28 PM) NirvashRedemption: No, i dont drink it because it tastes like piss
(10:41:30 PM) NirvashRedemption: DX

[EagleEyes]

<@Cerulaine> Kana did it with twilly then I did
<%EagleEyes> Giggity

(6:39:57 PM) Elcu: i prefer it to be high 60's low 70s
(6:40:06 PM) Elcu: so its slightly chilly
(6:40:13 PM) SaiQ: I prefer mid 70's
(6:40:14 PM) twilly: I don't even want to discuss heat right now. >>
(6:40:16 PM) Drago142222: i love 50's
(6:40:18 PM) Elcu: its allot easier to warm up then cool down
(6:40:35 PM) Drago142222: elcu u can only take off so many cloths
(6:40:46 PM) Elcu: thats what i ment
(6:40:55 PM) Drago142222: before it becomes illegal
(6:40:57 PM) SaiQ: rofl
(6:41:12 PM) Dophanes: only drago can change weather into a sexual subject lol

[SaiQ]

[08:05] <Cameron> Q!
[08:05] <SaiQ> Cameron!
[08:05] <Cameron> Q, do something to make peeps be more active!
[08:05] <Cameron> It's dead in here!
[08:05] * SaiQ strip tease
[08:05] <SaiQ> like this?
[08:06] <DS|_> ...
[08:06] <DS|_> No nudity, PLOX
[08:06] <Cameron> Then where are your pants, DS?!
[08:07] <DS|_> I'm wearing a kilt!
[08:07] <SaiQ> !
[08:08] <Cameron> Is that all?
[08:08] <Cameron> Just the kilt?
[08:09] <DS|_> Indeed
[08:09] <Esdian> Kilts look scratchy..
[08:09] <SaiQ> nothing underneath the kilt? =O
[08:12] <DS|_> My kilt is amazing
[08:12] <DS|_> It requires no other clothing
[08:13] <Cameron> Ewwww...
[08:15] <DS|_> You won't be saying 'ew' when I paint half of my body blue and lead thousands of scottish men in a charge toward your city
[08:16] <Cameron> I would still do that
[08:17] <Cameron> I'd be all:
[08:17] <Cameron> "Ewwww, that guy is naked and is half blue, he must be a fan of Avatar"
[08:18] <DS|_> And then I'd decapitate you.
[08:18] <DS|_> Fair exchange
[08:18] <SaiQ> rofl
[08:18] <KaelemGaen> haha

[EagleEyes]

<%EagleEyes> * +twilly licks the screen
<%EagleEyes> I just sneezed there o.o
<+twilly> =D
<%EagleEyes> o.o"
<@Kibs> yeah, that's snot
<+twilly> Mmmmm. Boogers
<+twilly> My flavorite

[Kyonikov]

(10:39:39 PM) Kyonikov: i do always leave when he gets on though
(10:40:15 PM) Chibi-Katanashi: hmm... Kyonikov is EE's personal man-whore? =P lulz
(10:40:19 PM) ***Chibi-Katanashi hides
(10:40:39 PM) EagleEyes: Is it after 10 pst
(10:40:43 PM) Chibi-Katanashi: yes
(10:40:44 PM) EagleEyes: o.o
(10:40:48 PM) Chibi-Katanashi: it is 10:40pm PST
(10:40:57 PM) EagleEyes: ok
(10:41:02 PM) EagleEyes: Then a whore he is
(10:41:05 PM) Kyonikov: it's true
(10:41:15 PM) Kyonikov: but this whore needs to go get his pizza out of the oven. brb
(10:41:20 PM) Chibi-Katanashi: o.o
(10:41:26 PM) EagleEyes: lol
(10:41:38 PM) Chibi-Katanashi: man... i am hungry now... but there is nothing to nom in my house... x.x
(10:42:49 PM) Chibi-Katanashi: well... we have plenty of frozen chicken... and rice... but i dont wanna sit upstairs for an hour cooking when it is this late... x.x
(10:45:52 PM) Kyonikov: back. it's delicious. the pizza... nothing related to me being a manwhore
(10:46:05 PM) Zehutsumei left the room (quit: *.net *.split).
(10:46:05 PM) DJHexxus left the room (quit: *.net *.split).
(10:46:05 PM) Esdian left the room (quit: *.net *.split).
(10:46:06 PM) Chibi-Katanashi: o.o
(10:46:11 PM) Kyonikov: rofl
(10:46:14 PM) EagleEyes: Kyonikov, now with extra cheese
(10:46:15 PM) ***Chibi-Katanashi takes a slice of Kyonikov's pizza
(10:46:23 PM) Kyonikov: i scurred em off
(10:46:27 PM) EagleEyes: Best net split ever

(9:15:26 PM) Cerulaine: BELIEVE IN ME
(9:15:26 PM) Zehutsumei: Don't believe in yourself! Believe in me who believes in you!
(9:15:29 PM) Cerulaine: WHO BELIEVES IN YOU
(9:15:33 PM) DarkPhoenixMishima: Now 'pierce' Ceru's 'heavens' with your 'drill'
(9:15:37 PM) Cerulaine: >>
(9:15:44 PM) DarkPhoenixMishima left the room (Kicked by Cerulaine (See You - Kick sponsored by www.trillian.im)).

[Drago142222]

Wed[01:20a] <+Camajak> I won't be single during college :(
Wed[01:20a] <+JinnRemona> Do you know how I know I found the right girlfriend for someone like me? She's better at Mario then me.
Wed[01:20a] <+Camajak> Makes me sad...
Wed[01:20a] <+Camajak> I wanna look at pretty guys!
Wed[01:20a] <+Dophanes> ha!
Wed[01:21a] <+Drago142222> awwwwwwww
Wed[01:21a] <+Camajak> or girls!
Wed[01:21a] <+Camajak> well
Wed[01:21a] <+Drago142222> giggity
Wed[01:21a] <+Camajak> I'll look anyway... XD

[Drago142222]

this was in a private message hope its not to bad
Wed[01:18a] <Camajak> my chest started peeling today
Wed[01:18a] <Camajak> .....giggity

ok and this was in the irc
Wed[01:34a] <+Camajak> in reality, an average size is best for copulation. And the fit is much more efficient

[EagleEyes]

<+Cameron> Is it Amui's birthday today?
<+Amui> EE should have a bump where hes fighting a Yakuza gang of wild Kangaroo with his bare fists
<+Amui> Yeah
<@DJ_DS> She keeps staying up all night. >>
<+Cameron> Oh, you share a birthday with my sister
<+Amui> Is she hot?
<+Cameron> Sure, why not?
<@DJ_DS> ... I lol'd.

[Drago142222]

Thu[03:31p] <+Camajak> I'm a voyeurist -.-
Thu[03:31p] <+Camajak> kinda
Thu[03:31p] <@DJ_DS> ...
Thu[03:31p] <+Amui> .....
Thu[03:31p] <+Camajak> LOL
Thu[03:31p] <@DJ_DS> Camajak, I never want you within 30 feet of me
Thu[03:31p] <+Camajak> not in, like, public >.>
Thu[03:31p] <@DJ_DS> Ever
Thu[03:31p] <+Camajak> d'awwww
Thu[03:31p] <+Camajak> :<

[EagleEyes]

<+Zero_Gravity2> im hungry
<+Team> then get the maid cameron to make shammiches
<+Zero_Gravity2> Cameron makes terrible sammiches
<+Team> welll thats cause he dont have much experiance in it cause u wont have him make them in his maid outfit
<+Cameron> Yeah, if I have my maid outfit on, I make a mean sammich
<%litespeed> xD
<+Cameron> So, does Zero want a sammich, or...?
<%litespeed> i do :3

[EagleEyes]

And then came:


*** Cameron is now known as MoeMaidCameron
<%EagleEyes> <.<
<+MoeMaidCameron> Kuyn~ Here is your sammich, Lite-sama~
<%litespeed> thanks Camerlain :3
* @Kanashimi wonders why Cam stole her maid outfit and title
* @Kanashimi stares
<+Zero_Gravity2> Kana-donoooo
* +Zero_Gravity2 hugs her
<+MoeMaidCameron> ...
* %EagleEyes intercepts Zero
* %EagleEyes puts his head in a pillow case
* +Zero_Gravity2 explodes
<+MoeMaidCameron> I don't know how to spell the japanese word I want to use, but whaever
<@Kanashimi> Kawaii desu?
<%EagleEyes> Save by a millimetre of fabric
<%litespeed> o.o
<+MoeMaidCameron> You have to admit, Kana, it looks better on me then it ever did on you
<%EagleEyes> Onami Wa Chiisai Neko Desu?
<@Kanashimi> Pfffffffffffft
<+MoeMaidCameron> *moe pose*

[TheNinja4759]

[12:38] <+TheNinja4759|bored> Bah.
[12:38] <+TheNinja4759|bored> ♫▲
[12:38] <+TheNinja4759|bored> ▲ ▲
[12:38] <+TheNinja4759|bored> BWAHAHA.
[12:38] <+TheNinja4759|bored> Beat that.