Twisted grant a wish

[Oni]

Granted, but then you become an insomniac.

I wish I had a pancake.

[Sheep]

Granted but it's the kind you don't like

I wish that I could get my internet to run faster

[deadlymustach50]

Granted but the computer chrashed because it couldn't keep up.

I wish I had a life supply of kit kat bars.

Granted but they're all from 1935 and are all white and disgusting o_o

I wish my dog would stop barking all the time -_-

[EagleEyes]

Granted but your new dog is a guy in a fur suit.

I wish I could sleep longer.

Granted, but you miss you're own surprise birthday party with lots of cake and ice cream.

I wish..... I had cake and ice cream >.>

[Rocco]

The cake is dry and nasty and the icecream is sour.

I wish for the ability withstand intense temperatures and pressures

[EagleEyes]

Granted but you obtain this by taping cats all over your body.

I wish for three more wishes.

Granted but each one is pure random

I wish for a new Wii

[EagleEyes]

Granted but it is actually a wee......

I wish for a orange soda.

Granted but it's just seltzer water with a giant orange in the glass. happy orange squeezing!

I wish I had Avatar element bending powers

[Shin_No_Kokoro]

Granted but you can only bend them backwards

I wish for lol cat

granted but its a bobcat

I wish for a job

[Aravyre]

granted, but you get fired the next day.

I wish for a piano playing hamster who wears a top hat and monocle.

[Rocco]

Granted but he has no talent what-so-ever

I wish for The ability to move things with my mind

granted but you can only move things once a day for 10 seconds.

I wish there was an 8th day of the week to get stuff done

[Rocco]

Granted but you seems to sleep the entire day

I wish I was batman

[EagleEyes]

Granted, but you are rocco.....

I wish for heat Vision!

[Drago142222]

Granted but it takes 2 years to melt somthing

i wish to become a dj for 91.8thefan for a day

Granted, but no one listens to the radio that day.

I wish I could fly.