Twisted grant a wish

Granted, but you have to write my review instead

I WISH I HAD A PIZZA

[Kibs]

granted, but it's covered in sardines

I wish I had a pizza

Granted, but I get to eat it instead ;D

I wish I wasn't so clever~

[Kibs]

granted

I wish someone would make me a matching avatar for my sig

Granted, I'm on it ;D

I wish to make my own manga.

[Kibs]

granted, but it's a shojou

I wish this game was more interesting

Granted but no one will ever read it.

I wish my European History midterm will be really easy

Granted but you get an F for taking the wrong test

I wish Coke's label was blue and Pepsi's Label was red

[Kibs]

granted, but they switch recipe's as well

I wish I knew how to quit you

granted but you discover there is no cure for my level of awesome and sexiness

I wish i was Batman

[EagleEyes]

Granted, but you have to be Robin first.

I wish I had a pirate hook for a hand.

[Kibs]

granted, but you can only wank with that hand from now on

I wish Lia was done with that sketch she promised me

[Sheep]

Granted but the sketch comes out wrong

I wish that I could get over the cold I have

granted but you don't get over it for a month

I wish I had millions of dollars

[Bonediddly]

Granted, but during a zombie apocalypse.

I was I had a cool staff banner.

[EagleEyes]

Granted but you have to partake in the sandy x ds fanfic.

I Shziune had more screen time.

[Bonediddly]

Yes, but that wasn't even a wish.

I wish for fish on my ish-wish-dish.

[EagleEyes]

Granted, but you are shot in the face for pointing out my typos.

I wish for a chocolate cake.

Granted but I don't think you'll enjoy whats in the cake

I wish the world would have a zombie apocolypse

Granted, but it tastes really bad.

I wish my neighbors would use the night hours to actually sleep.