Twisted grant a wish - Page 15 - 91.8 The Fan

Erinovauch · 11-20-2010, 09:05 PM

granted, you are transported back in time to the day before they release in Japan
I wish to have Bacon

11-20-2010, 09:44 PM

Granted but the bacon has been left out for months

I wish for a flawless time traveling power

Erinovauch · 11-21-2010, 07:44 PM

granted, you have the flawless ability to return one half second into your past

I wish for a healthy TARDIS that will obey me and has no issues

11-22-2010, 12:03 AM

Granted but your TARDIS gets destroyed by a random rocket before you could use it

I wish for the ultimate bed

Snapplemonkey · 11-22-2010, 01:28 AM

Granted, your bed is ultimate. But you are merely a human and can't handle the awesome power of the bed.

I wish I could never get sick.

11-22-2010, 06:46 PM

granted but everyone else turned into Zombiez

I wish i can still my Rhythm Heaven Game again

Rhetorical Gamer · 11-22-2010, 06:50 PM

Granted but you dont have a DS anymore!
I wish i lived in tokyo

11-22-2010, 06:54 PM

Granted but Godzilla decide to attack Tokyo!

I wish for a zombie to be my best friend

Snapplemonkey · 11-22-2010, 08:29 PM

Granted, but the government found a cure.
I wish I never had to sleep.

Cookie · 11-23-2010, 12:22 AM

Wish granted, but you also get 10 times the affects of sleep deprivation, within a few days you will die!

I wish for my electricity bill to be paid!

Rhetorical Gamer · 11-23-2010, 11:59 AM

Granted BUT you dont have a house anymore!

I wish to have Godzilla as my friend who always listen to me and protects me from danger!

11-23-2010, 12:30 PM

Granted, but he is cursed with fail.

I wish for a Double Rainbow.

Snapplemonkey · 11-23-2010, 02:34 PM

Granted, but the sun rays are reflected in such a strong way to create them that you get skin cancer.

I wish I could walk through walls at will.

11-24-2010, 08:05 PM

Granted, but your powers can't be turned off, you phase through everything and eventually die of hunger, thirst and loneliness

I wish for a bag of JAX and not these puffy Cheetos

bemused_Bohemian · 12-02-2010, 06:01 PM

Hmmm, last grant sounds like Immortality.

Granted, sad your bare feet ache from stepping on those little spikes. Be careful what u wish 4, u might get it.
I wish Panty & Stocking w/ Garterbelt would get a 2nd, 3rd, 4th season. Such a deliciously gross show!

Rhetorical Gamer · 12-03-2010, 06:56 AM

Granted BUT its broadcasted on the Moon and no one can watch it!
I wish Marvel vs Capcom 3 came out today!

Kate · 12-03-2010, 11:17 AM

Granted, but there's no actual game on the disc. Hope you like the box and a disc, though!

I wish I had a cookie that was perfect in all ways.

Rhetorical Gamer · 12-03-2010, 11:24 AM

Granted! But it is stale!!!
I wish for my own gundam.

Snapplemonkey · 12-03-2010, 01:53 PM

Granted, but due to international airspace law and energy conservation taxes you are prohibited to pilot it at all.
I wish I could hypnotize people to do whatever I wanted.

Rocco · 12-03-2010, 08:10 PM

Granted but they take whatever orders you give in an entirely different context.

I wish I knew everything. All of the things. All of them.

11-20-2010, 09:05 PM	#281
Erinovauch Newbie Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Starkville, Mississippi Posts: 18 Rep Power: 0	Re: Twisted grant a wish granted, you are transported back in time to the day before they release in Japan I wish to have Bacon

11-20-2010, 09:44 PM	#282
Super-Fan Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Connecticut Posts: 1,234 Rep Power: 188	Re: Twisted grant a wish Granted but the bacon has been left out for months I wish for a flawless time traveling power ______________________

11-21-2010, 07:44 PM	#283
Erinovauch Newbie Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Starkville, Mississippi Posts: 18 Rep Power: 0	Re: Twisted grant a wish granted, you have the flawless ability to return one half second into your past I wish for a healthy TARDIS that will obey me and has no issues

11-22-2010, 12:03 AM	#284
Super-Fan Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Connecticut Posts: 1,234 Rep Power: 188	Re: Twisted grant a wish Granted but your TARDIS gets destroyed by a random rocket before you could use it I wish for the ultimate bed ______________________

11-22-2010, 01:28 AM	#285
Snapplemonkey Fan Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Oslo, Norway Posts: 105 Rep Power: 0	Re: Twisted grant a wish Granted, your bed is ultimate. But you are merely a human and can't handle the awesome power of the bed. I wish I could never get sick. ______________________ Roses are red, Violets are blue. Your voice is annoying so STFU!

11-22-2010, 06:46 PM	#286
Fan Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: California Posts: 496 Rep Power: 180	Re: Twisted grant a wish granted but everyone else turned into Zombiez I wish i can still my Rhythm Heaven Game again ______________________

11-22-2010, 06:50 PM	#287
Rhetorical Gamer Fan Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Texas Posts: 191 Rep Power: 0	Re: Twisted grant a wish Granted but you dont have a DS anymore! I wish i lived in tokyo ______________________

11-22-2010, 06:54 PM	#288
Fan Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: California Posts: 496 Rep Power: 180	Re: Twisted grant a wish Granted but Godzilla decide to attack Tokyo! I wish for a zombie to be my best friend ______________________

11-22-2010, 08:29 PM	#289
Snapplemonkey Fan Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Oslo, Norway Posts: 105 Rep Power: 0	Re: Twisted grant a wish Granted, but the government found a cure. I wish I never had to sleep. ______________________ Roses are red, Violets are blue. Your voice is annoying so STFU!

11-23-2010, 12:22 AM	#290
Cookie Newbie Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 15 Rep Power: 0	Re: Twisted grant a wish Wish granted, but you also get 10 times the affects of sleep deprivation, within a few days you will die! I wish for my electricity bill to be paid! ______________________ Britan FTW!!!!

11-23-2010, 11:59 AM	#291
Rhetorical Gamer Fan Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Texas Posts: 191 Rep Power: 0	Re: Twisted grant a wish Granted BUT you dont have a house anymore! I wish to have Godzilla as my friend who always listen to me and protects me from danger! ______________________

11-23-2010, 12:30 PM	#292
Très Bien! Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Sasnak Posts: 633 Rep Power: 179	Re: Twisted grant a wish Granted, but he is cursed with fail. I wish for a Double Rainbow. ______________________

11-23-2010, 02:34 PM	#293
Snapplemonkey Fan Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Oslo, Norway Posts: 105 Rep Power: 0	Re: Twisted grant a wish Granted, but the sun rays are reflected in such a strong way to create them that you get skin cancer. I wish I could walk through walls at will. ______________________ Roses are red, Violets are blue. Your voice is annoying so STFU!

11-24-2010, 08:05 PM	#294
Super-Fan Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Connecticut Posts: 1,234 Rep Power: 188	Re: Twisted grant a wish Granted, but your powers can't be turned off, you phase through everything and eventually die of hunger, thirst and loneliness I wish for a bag of JAX and not these puffy Cheetos ______________________

12-02-2010, 06:01 PM	#295
bemused_Bohemian Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: not too far from Moral Oral (central MO, USA) Posts: 85 Rep Power: 0	Re: Twisted grant a wish Hmmm, last grant sounds like Immortality. Granted, sad your bare feet ache from stepping on those little spikes. Be careful what u wish 4, u might get it. I wish Panty & Stocking w/ Garterbelt would get a 2nd, 3rd, 4th season. Such a deliciously gross show!

12-03-2010, 06:56 AM	#296
Rhetorical Gamer Fan Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Texas Posts: 191 Rep Power: 0	Re: Twisted grant a wish Granted BUT its broadcasted on the Moon and no one can watch it! I wish Marvel vs Capcom 3 came out today! ______________________

12-03-2010, 11:17 AM	#297
Kate Insert User Title Here Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Sylvarant Posts: 462 Rep Power: 180	Re: Twisted grant a wish Granted, but there's no actual game on the disc. Hope you like the box and a disc, though! I wish I had a cookie that was perfect in all ways. ______________________ Need something new. Until then, Oshawott disguised as Piplup!

12-03-2010, 11:24 AM	#298
Rhetorical Gamer Fan Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Texas Posts: 191 Rep Power: 0	Re: Twisted grant a wish Granted! But it is stale!!! I wish for my own gundam. ______________________

12-03-2010, 01:53 PM	#299
Snapplemonkey Fan Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Oslo, Norway Posts: 105 Rep Power: 0	Re: Twisted grant a wish Granted, but due to international airspace law and energy conservation taxes you are prohibited to pilot it at all. I wish I could hypnotize people to do whatever I wanted. ______________________ Roses are red, Violets are blue. Your voice is annoying so STFU!

12-03-2010, 08:10 PM	#300
Rocco Fan Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 115 Rep Power: 192	Re: Twisted grant a wish Granted but they take whatever orders you give in an entirely different context. I wish I knew everything. All of the things. All of them.