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Old 10-25-2011, 07:03 PM   #1
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Demented Coffee Machine/Vending Machine

Here's the way it works. You put in a certain amount of money/items and get something in return. What happens is the next poster after you must reply and post what you get and what happens in the five seconds after your receive your reward.

Example:
Poster 1 - *Puts in one dollar and orders cappuccino*

Poster 2 - *Cappuccino is sent flying into [Poster 1]'s face along with rabid squirrel*

I'll start.

*Inserts one dollar and orders green tea*
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Old 10-25-2011, 08:02 PM   #2
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Re: Demented Coffee Machine/Vending Machine

*green tea is dispensed normally for QUAZAR*

Oh look. A normal machine with nothing wrong with it whatsoever.
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Old 10-26-2011, 01:26 PM   #3
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That's not how this is supposed to work Mist. Lets try again.

*Puts in dollar and order's ramen.*
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Old 10-26-2011, 03:48 PM   #4
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Re: Demented Coffee Machine/Vending Machine

ramen eats Quazar it's an irony machine

*inserts $2 orders monster*
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Old 10-28-2011, 05:26 PM   #5
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Re: Demented Coffee Machine/Vending Machine

A very caffeinated Monster starts running after you

*inserts 4 quarters to get Starbucks bottled Frappuccino*
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Old 11-27-2011, 02:59 PM   #6
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Re: Demented Coffee Machine/Vending Machine

A mac user hipsters starts ranting about the benefits of green approved clothing

"Inserts 2 dollars to get Phoenix Down"
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Old 11-28-2011, 03:55 PM   #7
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Re: Demented Coffee Machine/Vending Machine

A phoenix down comes out but is used on a party member that is at full health

"insert a dollar for some M&Ms"
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Old 12-03-2011, 02:41 PM   #8
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Re: Demented Coffee Machine/Vending Machine

Gets EMINEM instead.

"Puts 1 zenny to get Buster Shotgun Data Card"
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Old 12-03-2011, 09:53 PM   #9
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Re: Demented Coffee Machine/Vending Machine

rockman personally delivers buster shotgun...straight to your face because you bought the games for the ds that didnt even have him in it.

imnserts 1 peso orders illicit drugs without a prscription
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Old 12-04-2011, 10:28 PM   #10
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Re: Demented Coffee Machine/Vending Machine

Then you died! Drugs are bad!

"puts 20 potatoes to get a GLaD0s"
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Old 12-05-2011, 05:06 AM   #11
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Re: Demented Coffee Machine/Vending Machine

You get a order of very soggy french fries dropped on your head

"Puts in a Core medel and orders a Kamen Rider OOO's Fish sausage 3-pack"
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Old 12-06-2011, 06:47 AM   #12
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Re: Demented Coffee Machine/Vending Machine

You get a Japanese Sentai Spiderman Waffle, given the original airdate, the freshness comes into question...

-puts in $1 and orders a citurs cherry Game Fuel-
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Old 12-10-2011, 01:29 PM   #13
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Re: Demented Coffee Machine/Vending Machine

You are disappointed as your game fuel actually contains fuel.... and doesn't help your game.
Insert 2 rupees for a potion
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Old 12-14-2011, 11:43 PM   #14
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Re: Demented Coffee Machine/Vending Machine

potion slips between your fingers breaking on the ground fully healing the boss you have been fighting for two hours
a loser is you

inserts game geinie orders real geinie
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Re: Demented Coffee Machine/Vending Machine

*it shoots out a real genie that will grant you any wish, provided that it includes a sheep having a midget due to the hokey pokey while you are dressed up like cher.*

*inserts 4 quarters for mountain dew*
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