Twisted grant a wish

[Sheep]

Ok I'm going to steal this idea from the game we play over at the Funimation forums

It's simple the person above you makes a wish but you must reply with there wish granted, but it some how goes wrong or not the way they wanted.

Example would be

First post - "I wish to get better at using my computer tablet"
Reply - "Granted but your computer gets a bunch load of virus when ever you use it"

and they reply has their own wish to and the game keeps going on! So let's start

I wish I could post on the forums more

[EagleEyes]

Granted but you have to buy me a pony.

I wish for world peace.

[Sheep]

granted but the peace only lasts for about 30 seconds

I wish that I could make a better avatar

[Zero Gravity]

Granted but the material caused you to be banned for life

I wish for the best wish ever

[Mollybibbles]

Granted but you have to give it to me :P

I wish I had a better internet connection

[Marpolo 1991]

Granted but you can only use it for 1 minute every other month

I wish I had Superman's powers but no weaknesses

[EagleEyes]

Granted but you can't wear any clothes whilst using them.

I wish I had a Teacup pig.

[Marpolo 1991]

Granted but it smells like an actual pig and the tea has a nasty taste to it.

I wish I had Einstein intellect

(funny but i think if i did that i would be classified a super villain due to the blindness and insanity my horrible naked figure would bring to the unfortunate people who witnesses it)

[Zero Gravity]

Granted but if you learn anything else your brain will pop

I wish the world's largest ultimate Taco

[Llian]

Granted, but you're not allowed to eat it

I wish for more time

[Zero Gravity]

Granted but you only got 5 extra seconds

I wish to rule the world

[Oni]

Granted, but you have to have an election first.

I wish to be the little girl.

[EagleEyes]

Granted but you are Bindi Irwin.

I wish for a hug.

[Zero Gravity]

Granted, but I took your wallet when i gave you a hug

I wish this was the last post on this topic

[Sheep]

Granted but the game keeps going on even if you don't post

I wish that I had a cup of coffee right now

[Zero Gravity]

granted, but it's decaf

I wish I was Metal Sonic :3

[Llian]

Granted, but you can't move cause you're so heavy.

I wish I had more artbooks~

[Marpolo 1991]

Granted but there for 3 children 3 and under.

I wish I had a PS3

[Hakuro de Killer]

Granted, but it has a disc read error and an expired warranty.

I wish I knew of a cosplay that would fit me perfectly.

[Kibs]

granted, but it makes you look fat

I wish my bioshock 2 review would write itself

[Llian]

Granted, but you have to write my review instead :srsly:

I WISH I HAD A PIZZA

[Kibs]

granted, but it's covered in sardines

I wish I had a pizza

[Llian]

Granted, but I get to eat it instead ;D

I wish I wasn't so clever~

[Kibs]

granted

I wish someone would make me a matching avatar for my sig

[Llian]

Granted, I'm on it ;D

I wish to make my own manga.

[Kibs]

granted, but it's a shojou

I wish this game was more interesting

[Mollybibbles]

Granted but no one will ever read it.

I wish my European History midterm will be really easy

[Zero Gravity]

Granted but you get an F for taking the wrong test

I wish Coke's label was blue and Pepsi's Label was red

[Kibs]

granted, but they switch recipe's as well

I wish I knew how to quit you

[Zero Gravity]

granted but you discover there is no cure for my level of awesome and sexiness

I wish i was Batman

[EagleEyes]

Granted, but you have to be Robin first.

I wish I had a pirate hook for a hand.

[Kibs]

granted, but you can only wank with that hand from now on

I wish Lia was done with that sketch she promised me

[Sheep]

Granted but the sketch comes out wrong

I wish that I could get over the cold I have

[Zero Gravity]

granted but you don't get over it for a month

I wish I had millions of dollars

[Bonediddly]

Granted, but during a zombie apocalypse.

I was I had a cool staff banner.

[EagleEyes]

Granted but you have to partake in the sandy x ds fanfic.

I Shziune had more screen time.

[Bonediddly]

Yes, but that wasn't even a wish.

I wish for fish on my ish-wish-dish.

[EagleEyes]

Granted, but you are shot in the face for pointing out my typos.

I wish for a chocolate cake.

[Zero Gravity]

Granted but I don't think you'll enjoy whats in the cake

I wish the world would have a zombie apocolypse

[Mollybibbles]

Granted, but it tastes really bad.

I wish my neighbors would use the night hours to actually sleep.

[Oni]

Granted, but then you become an insomniac.

I wish I had a pancake.

[Sheep]

Granted but it's the kind you don't like

I wish that I could get my internet to run faster

[deadlymustach50]

Granted but the computer chrashed because it couldn't keep up.

I wish I had a life supply of kit kat bars.

[Zero Gravity]

Granted but they're all from 1935 and are all white and disgusting o_o

I wish my dog would stop barking all the time -_-

[EagleEyes]

Granted but your new dog is a guy in a fur suit.

I wish I could sleep longer.

[Mollybibbles]

Granted, but you miss you're own surprise birthday party with lots of cake and ice cream.

I wish..... I had cake and ice cream >.>

[Rocco]

The cake is dry and nasty and the icecream is sour.

I wish for the ability withstand intense temperatures and pressures

[EagleEyes]

Granted but you obtain this by taping cats all over your body.

I wish for three more wishes.

[Zero Gravity]

Granted but each one is pure random

I wish for a new Wii

[EagleEyes]

Granted but it is actually a wee......

I wish for a orange soda.

[Mollybibbles]

Granted but it's just seltzer water with a giant orange in the glass. happy orange squeezing!

I wish I had Avatar element bending powers

[Shin_No_Kokoro]

Granted but you can only bend them backwards

I wish for lol cat

[Zero Gravity]

granted but its a bobcat

I wish for a job

[Aravyre]

granted, but you get fired the next day.

I wish for a piano playing hamster who wears a top hat and monocle.

[Rocco]

Granted but he has no talent what-so-ever

I wish for The ability to move things with my mind

[Mollybibbles]

granted but you can only move things once a day for 10 seconds.

I wish there was an 8th day of the week to get stuff done

[Rocco]

Granted but you seems to sleep the entire day

I wish I was batman

[EagleEyes]

Granted, but you are rocco.....

I wish for heat Vision!

[Drago142222]

Granted but it takes 2 years to melt somthing

i wish to become a dj for 91.8thefan for a day

[Mollybibbles]

Granted, but no one listens to the radio that day.

I wish I could fly.

[Shin_No_Kokoro]

granted but u can only do so underwater

I wish I had better come backs

[Mollybibbles]

Granted but you can only speak backwards.

I wish I had the power to make people listen to me!

[Zero Gravity]

Granted but they'll only listen, they still wont do it

I wish for another cheeseburger

[Chris]

Granted, but I spit on it.

I wish I was super mario.

[Oni]

Granted, but you have to eat it through a straw.

I wish for 72 virgins.

[Zero Gravity]

Granted, but I spit on it.

I wish I was super mario.

Granted but Oni skipped you so your wish went out of whack and made you Waluigi

Granted, but you have to eat it through a straw.

I wish for 72 virgins.

Granted but they're all World of Warcraft dudes

I wish for a longer winter

[Drago142222]

Granted but u have to move to alaska

I wish for the Letter B

[Mollybibbles]

Granted but it turns out to be an angry bee.

I wish these construction workers wouldn't wake me up 5 hours before I actually had to be awake.

[Shin_No_Kokoro]

Granted but u are not allowed to sleep anymore

I wish to have a llama

[bemused_Bohemian]

Granted! 1 condition though: after you awaken you must spend the rest of the week convincing your parents why Mystery Science Theatre 3000 shows should be aired in Japanese with English subtitles....while continuously picking your nose.

I wish this show would come back (w/ or w/o subtitles).

Hah, this is what happens taking too long to dream up a Molly comeback....never mind.

[Mollybibbles]

Granted! 1 condition though: after you awaken you must spend the rest of the week convincing your parents why Mystery Science Theatre 3000 shows should be aired in Japanese with English subtitles....while continuously picking your nose.

I wish this show would come back (w/ or w/o subtitles).

Hah, this is what happens taking too long to dream up a Molly comeback....never mind.

I'm just too epic!

As to your wish, GRANTED, but it's in chinese with no subtitles.

I wish I didn't have mid terms!

[Zero Gravity]

Granted but you need to take the SATs instead

I wish for a copy of FF13 ;_;

[Tempest Wind]

Granted, but it has peanut butter smeared all over it.

I want my very own Seki Tomokazu. <<

[Rocco]

granted but he's can only speak in his High School Muscial dub voice

I wish for rain

[Tewy]

granted but for every rain drop a baby will be born

I wish animal could talk

[Sheep]

Granted but you can't understand what there saying

I wish I could go to the movies more often

[Shin_No_Kokoro]

granted but u can only see the first few minutes

I wish for more ice cream

[deadlymustach50]

granted buts its melted

i wish i had some more manga

[Oni]

Granted, but they're sealed in air-tight plastic.

I wish I had more free time.

[EagleEyes]

Granted but this free time is very expensive.

I wish I had better internet.

[ace8489]

Granted but your computer crashes

I wish I was king of the pirates

[Zero Gravity]

Granted but you where mutinied and killed

I wish i had more hot sauce

[EagleEyes]

Granted but it is really acid.

I wish I had a cheese and tomato toasted sammich.

[Tempest Wind]

Granted, but the ingredients expired before you were born.

I wish I could get at least one cosplay completed this year! DX

[Marpolo 1991]

Granted but it will only fit midgets.

I wish i had an the gundam wing zero.

[Zero Gravity]

Granted but its old and broken and breaks after taking off

I wish for my own theme song

[Shin_No_Kokoro]

granted but its a song by lady gaga

I wish the next poster wont twist my wish

[Bonediddly]

Granted. Your wish still sucks.

I wish for a fish.

[Tempest Wind]

You wind up with a dish. O___o? With a singing bass mounted to it. So sorry.

I wish Fake 2 would continue please~

[Rocco]

Granted but the continuation is much worse in comparison.

I wish my PS2 would play my copy of persona 3 again

[Zero Gravity]

Granted but it freezes after 2 minutes everytime

I wish for super powers

[Oni]

Granted, but you can only use them for the last 30 seconds of your life.

I wish I were a bird.

[Mollybibbles]

Granted but you keep flying into windows.

I wish my apartment would clean itself

[Bonediddly]

Granted, but it does a poor job of hiding the bodies.

I wish for eternal damnation.

[Mollybibbles]

Granted but the song "walking on sunshine" plays on loop for ENTERNITY

I wish I had a cookie!

[EagleEyes]

Granted. Wait you said cookie? I granted cooties.....

I wish for a baby on a stick with laser eye powers and acid spitting ability set on fire.

[Rocco]

Granted but, obviously, the baby is dead.

I wish I could find my copy of Persona4

[EagleEyes]

Granted but it is broken.

I wish I had some orange soda.

[Zero Gravity]

Granted but it expired 30 years ago

I wish for a long working Ethernet cable

[jalose-chan]

Granted, but then before you get to work the building gets burned down

I wish I had some cookies

[ZshadowX]

Granted but they were stolen from Molly

I wish I had a Gundam

[Zero Gravity]

Granted but you get Butler Gundam

I wish for some ketchup

[jalose-chan]

Okay but you have to drink it

I wish it daylight

[ZshadowX]

Granted but you get to turned into a vampire

I wish I can Fly

[jalose-chan]

Granted but then you get shot out of the sky

I wish I could breathe under water

[Bonediddly]

Granted, you now have the lamest superpower ever.

I wish not to lose the game.

[jalose-chan]

Alright, but you come second to last

I wish that I had something to wish for

[Zero Gravity]

Granted but you may only wish for another wish

I wish it would thunder

[Mollybibbles]

Granted but you get struck by lightning.

I wish for spring time

[jalose-chan]

Alright but then you get sick

I wish I had something to do

[Mollybibbles]

Granted, but its all really boring manual labor.

I wish everything just goes according to plan

[Oni]

Granted, but you forget to plan the last bit of the plan.

I wish I could learn how to code faster.

[Tempest Wind]

Granted, but those extra pairs of hands get in the way an awful lot.

I wish it would stop flooding.

[XIamSogekingX]

Granted but now you're in a drought and it will never rain again.

I wish for a pretty unicorn...don't judge me!

[Mollybibbles]

Granted but it turns out to be a horse with a traffic cone taped to it's head.

I wish I had more witty things to say.

[Zero Gravity]

granted but your words end you in jail o_o;;;;

I wish i knew where my phone charger was...

[XIamSogekingX]

Granted but you find that it is broken and they discontinued selling that charger.

I wish my Xbox 360 did not have the Red Ring of Death.

[Mollybibbles]

Granted, but it gets stolen.

I wish I would get spring break NAOOOOO!!!!!!

[deadlymustach50]

Granted but it lasted on two seconds.

I wish i didn't have so much homework

[Zero Gravity]

granted, but you have to do someone else's homework

I wish i could sleep...

[XIamSogekingX]

Granted but you now you can get to sleep for the next 6 days.

I wish I had a Gundam.

[deadlymustach50]

granted but turns out to be this guy <a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/i am a gundam/DishinkeReborn/i_am_a_gundam.jpg?o=1" target="_blank"><img src="http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb155/DishinkeReborn/i_am_a_gundam.jpg" border="0"></a>

i wish i wasnt so shy

http://media.photobucket.com/image/i am a gundam/DishinkeReborn/i_am_a_gundam.jpg?o=1" target="_blank"><img src="http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb155/DishinkeReborn/i_am_a_gundam.jpg here my bad

[Mollybibbles]

Granted but now people think your too loud.

I wish I had more patience.

[Thage]

Granted, but now you have insomia.

I wish it was April.

[XIamSogekingX]

Granted but now it is flooding from all the April showers (but atleast you get lots of May flowers)

I wish for a Basset Hound.

[Mollybibbles]

Granted but it's a stuffed toy basset

I wish I didn't procrastinate (It's a wonder I get things done on time)

[ZshadowX]

Granted but everyone else starts to procrastinate

I wish for a Master Ball

[Mollybibbles]

granted but you can never use it! Mwahaha

I wish time would go faster!

[Zero Gravity]

Granted, but now you age to a point where you'll be 80 by midnight tonight

i wish today was a better

[Thage]

Granted, But tomorrow will now be worse than yesterday.

I wish my cat wouldn't shed.

[ZshadowX]

Granted but its a zombie apocalypse

i wish for a keyblade

[Mollybibbles]

granted but it turns out to be made of card board.

I wish spring break was longer!

[Camajak]

Granted, but summer break is only one week now.

I wish I could draw on my walls!

[deadlymustach50]

granted but your drawings turned invisible

i wish i had more anime boxsets i like

[Zero Gravity]

granted but the discs are all scratched and unreadable

I wish I could run at super speed

[deadlymustach50]

granted but turns out to be a super speed for a snail.
i wish i had super powers to control electricity

[bemused_Bohemian]

granted....any wall-mounted "OFF" switch will work.
I wish I could understand this G--D--- tax forms.

[Camajak]

Granted, but now you have to live in China, so it doesn't matter anymore.
I wish I could get the cat out from under my bed!!

[bemused_Bohemian]

Granted, hopefully you have the right foodstuffs for a Great Dane.
I wish I could afford to go to China, LOL.

[Mollybibbles]

Granted, but you spend all your money on a life-time supply of pop-tarts.

I wish the snow would freaking melt already!

[ZshadowX]

Granted ....great u caused global warming

I wish for a new hat

[bemused_Bohemian]

Granted...Be sure to ask for a brass one. Falling hail is for crop damage, not headaches.

I wish I could go to 2-dimensional manga and be Tenchi Muyo's grandpa.

[Mollybibbles]

Granted but you die of old age after 2 pages.

I wish I had magical powers!

[ZshadowX]

Granted but Chuck Norris will still kick your butt!

I wish to be GOD!!!!!

[Zero Gravity]

Granted but your the god of worms

I wish my ear drum didn't pop...

[bemused_Bohemian]

Granted. It won't after this cure. I'm just not sure if I can slow the velocity of this 357 Magnum bullet once it leaves the chamber. What 2 do, what 2 do!?

I wish I could find Large for real!! I keep seeing these yellow signs along road that suggest: Warning. Animals at Large. That would be 1 heck of a zoo to take the kids to but I sure can't locate it anywhere. Large? Is it near Yellowstone? Bronx Zoo? Kansas? Banff?

[Zero Gravity]

Um.... granted but it explodes

I wish for a cookie

[Camajak]

Granted, but it's stale.
I wish I could find my old Yugioh cards

[Bonediddly]

Granted, but Magic is better.

I wish this thread was more creative.

[bemused_Bohemian]

Granted. Sad to say all the creativity you desire for these treads was last seen 99% immersed in the La Brea tarpits.

I wish I could grow purple hair just like the kids in anime.

[Zero Gravity]

Granted but it only grows 1/10000000 an inch

I wish for new speakers

[Mollybibbles]

Granted, but they blow out after the first use.

I wish the school year would be over right now

[Zero Gravity]

Granted but the new school year begins the day after and has extended it's time

I wish there where motorcycles for me to play card games on

[Mollybibbles]

granted but its a picture of a motorcycle that you play card games on... I was thinking maybe in shag rug form.

I wish I could walk through walls

[Marpolo 1991]

Granted but you get stuck half way through and cant get out.

I wish I an A1M1 abrams tank

[bemused_Bohemian]

Granted. But account military cutback you are out of fuel to operate, the gadgetry within is malfunctioning, and no 1 has the detonator mechanism to destroy the ICBM headed your way (Friday's missle). Sayanora.

I wish some of the cooler Japanese dating sim games on the market were written in English.

[Camajak]

Granted, but you can't play them because every computer and console you come across is broken.

I wish my cat would stop eating my homework!!

[Shin_No_Kokoro]

Granted but ur dog eats it instead

I wish to be remembered

[Camajak]

Granted, but only by the crazy person that lives next door to you.

I wish I could find a store that sells grapefruit tang!

[bemused_Bohemian]

Seems like there was 1 near the Cape Canaveral/Cape Kennedy, Florida, USA (whatever this place is called now) launch site about 30 years ago...fav drink of the Astronauts. Granted! Whoops! That was 30 years ago! My bad!

I wish I could remember things, people, events. I left my memory in a Great Northern boxcar yesterday located in a train yard north of here. But some darn switch engine must've moved the car recently as I can't remember anything. I wish I could find that box car.

[bemused_Bohemian]

Hmmmm, first post made it after all. Words to the wise::1) don't live in the middle of no darn where; 2) don't choose MediaCom as a provider.

[ZshadowX]

um granted? but you cause a Zombie Apocalypse?

I wish for a Metal Gear

[Zero Gravity]

Granted but it's the gear to a shoe making machine

I wish for more food

[bemused_Bohemian]

Granted, but you have to pick it somewhere in the Gobi Desert armed with a toothpick and a flashlight.

I wish a Class 1 railroad came thru this town.

[Camajak]

granted, but now your house has to be demolished for the railroad to be there.

I WISH I HAD A SHIBA INU PUPPY!!

[ZshadowX]

Granted, but it likes peeing on the carpet

I wish for a Tank

[bemused_Bohemian]

Granted. How many gallons? How many guppies? Any seaweed? Gravel? Filtration system?


I wish I could get home cooking like I see in the harem anime. In today's world in America that truly is fantasy...more so than NGE angels being real.

[ZshadowX]

um granted? but you cause a Zombie Apocalypse Again :P

I wish for World Peace

[XIamSogekingX]

Granted but now the world is over populated and you're forced to eat Soylent Green.

I wish I could be on the Price is Right.

[bemused_Bohemian]

Granted but all your prizes will either be broken or pawned.


I wish all the influential folks inside the I-695 Beltway would get off this socialism kick.

[EagleEyes]

Granted but no one knows what you are talking about.

I wish I had a katana.

[ZshadowX]

Granted but it is made out of plastic

I wish for a Talking Kitty

[XIamSogekingX]

Granted but all he does is insult you and throws you into a pit of spiraling depression...

I wish for a Basset Hound named Fred.

[ZshadowX]

Granted..... you ask for it lol ( youtube Fred)

I wish for sharks with laser beam on their head

[Lite]

Granted, but they only fire at you.

I wish for a plate of cookies.

[EagleEyes]

Granted, but you must eat a slime infested jelly donut first.

I wish Lite would do a Rita impression.

[Mollybibbles]

Granted, but you can't hear it.

I wish the mangaka of Alichino would finish the series after a multi-year hiatus

[Lite]

Granted, but all the drawings would be super-deformed and the text unreadable.

I wish EE would stop bugging me about Rita xD

[ZshadowX]

Granted, but EE will start bugging you to change your name to Rita

I wish for a golden ticket

[XIamSogekingX]

Granted, you get a gold colored parking ticket.

I wish I could be a rubber man like Luffy from One Piece.

[bemused_Bohemian]

Granted, however you wind up the Michelin tire rubber man.

I wish for cheaper electricity.

[choum123]

Grants but it only works in the morning.

I wish for soda.

[ZshadowX]

Granted, but you have to drink it warm

I wish for a Xbox 360

[Marpolo 1991]

granted but it has the red ring of death

I wish I had every gundam action figure and model kit ever made.

[Mollybibbles]

Granted but they all get stolen after you finish them.

I wish people would practice better spacial awareness.

[bemused_Bohemian]

Granted but you wind up in the same driver's re-education class they are in.

I wish the moles would leave my lawn alone and go back to the molecular weights they came from in chemistry class!

[Camajak]

Granted, but now you have termites in your house.

I wish my poke-walker would register steps normally!

[Lite]

Granted, but it falls off whatever its clipped onto and breaks.

I wish I could import more anime lol.

[EagleEyes]

You can, but it's illegal.

I wish for a power rangers reunion movie.

[Zero Gravity]

Granted but it was the Alien Power Rangers D:

I wish for new speakers

[bemused_Bohemian]

Granted, however they are twins, 7'1" tall, hungry & thirsty all the time, need new clothes, 1 fast car, and don't speak your language.

I wish I could dance as fast as Annabelle the sheep when the PoPiPo song is played.

[Bonediddly]

Granted. You now need a neck brace.

I wish for immortality.

[bemused_Bohemian]

Granted. Unfortunately your only company are a homeless guy who says (and believes) he's Jesus Christ and a nurse Cratchet wannabe at the local asylum. Whew! Endeavor to perserve. You can do it!

I wish NGE would go to 12.1212--------I would NEED some of your immortality waiting that long for that eventual release.....it sure wouldn't be in my lifetime.

[Metal Sonic]

Granted but Rei Ayanami dies


I wish I was metal sonic

[twillÿ]

Granted, but your joints are rusted. You can't move.

I wish I was a rock star.

[Jubilee]

Alright, but you must also be a roll star...and not in the good way!

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

[deadlymustach50]

granted but your a zombie now

I wish every man in the world had mustaches

[ZshadowX]

Granted but every man would have to speak Italian

I wish for a Cookie

[EagleEyes]

Granted but it has all ready been digested.

I wish for big booty Miku!

[Metal Sonic]

granted but she cheats with me

i wish predators came to earth!

[Jubilee]

Granted, and now they are gone.

I wish for a pet parrot

[ZshadowX]

Granted but it likes to bite your ears

I wish for a Money Tree

[Jubilee]

Granted, but it's a monopoly new edition piece.

I wish for a can of strawberry soda.

[Tyto]

Granted, but it explodes all over you and attracts bees.

I wish to be attacked by bees.

[twillÿ]

Granted, but they are stinger-less bumblebees who will swarm you and tickle you forever with their fuzzyness.

I wish I owned a bakery.

[Jubilee]

Granted, but none of your dough will ever rise in it...

Speaking of which...I wish for a loaf of pumpernickel bread...

[ZshadowX]

Granted, but it transform into a bread monster, and starts to eat children, and you have no clue what to do, not even the army can take it down, did I mention ZOMBIES join forces with the bread monster, Oh no!! O_o

I wish for a Master Ball

[grimdefeat]

granted but it will never work

i wish i could fly

[littlefileuser]

Granted but birds will poop on you every time you try to.

I wish I...had a boyfriend
lol

[Dophanes "D!" Raosuke]

Granted, but it's Cameron, good luck with that lol

I wish I could find a place where I belong #seiba

[grimdefeat]

granted but its in canada #wut

i wish i had my own wow account so my mom couldnt kick me off everyday

[ZshadowX]

Granted, but you made a account for Women on Wheels AND still your mom kicks you out everyday

I wish for a boat with laser beams that can transform into a gundam and dont forget the fries

[grimdefeat]

granted but the fries were forgoten

i wish i had super powers

[Drago142222]

Granted but the only power u get is the ability to warm water to luke warm

i wish for a cookie

[grimdefeat]

granted but i ate it

i wish to live forever

[Dophanes "D!" Raosuke]

granted, but you have to live in the vacuum of space forever

I wish for it to be 2 weeks in the future

[ZshadowX]

Granted, but you have cause a Time Paradox, did I mention ZOMBIES

I wish for a new sets of Headphones

[grimdefeat]

granted but all you can here through them is every fight
i wish i had alot of money

[Dophanes "D!" Raosuke]

granted, but all you can buy is Boardwalk and Parkplace

I wish for the most delicious cake in the world

[ZshadowX]

Granted, but it transform into a Cake monster, and starts to eat little children and babies, and you have no clue what to do, not even the Justice League can take it down, did I mention ZOMBIES join forces with the Cake monster,AGAIN... Oh no!! O_o

I wish to have magic powers

[ZeroFoxG]

GRANTED!!!,but you can only make beans out of water

i wish for a taco

[ZshadowX]

Granted, but the taco eats you
I wish for a yo yo

[ZeroFoxG]

Granted but their is no string

i wish for a soda

[ZshadowX]

Granted, but you get a 15 year old soda

I wish for a cat

[ZeroFoxG]

Granted but it drinks and eats everything in sight

i wish for a bandana ( not the fruit)

[ZshadowX]

Granted, but it's turns into a banana
i wish for a new sets of Headphone

[ZeroFoxG]

granted but no wires to plug in

i wish for some food

[ZshadowX]

Granted, but you turn into a Cookie Monster

I wish for money

[ZeroFoxG]

granted but it all burns the minute you touch it

i wish for a new wallet

[ZshadowX]

Granted, but it eats all the money you put in

I wish I know French

[ZeroFoxG]

granted but all you know is wee wee(yes)

i wish i for some pepsi

[ZshadowX]

Granted, but it taste like coke

I wish I know Japanese

[ZeroFoxG]

granted but all you can say is はい(yes)

i wish for some new glasses

[Mollybibbles]

Granted, but they get stepped on by a rogue DJ.

I wish I could go outside

[chefofdeath]

granted but u may never go back inside.

i wish for some rum

[Lite]

Granted, but the rum is all gone.

I wish for a Ceru sandwich.

[twillÿ]

I would grant that, but I'm not sure that is possible.

So let's just say that HYPOTHETICALLY, it were granted, you would take a bite and find your self trapped in the space time continuum, lost forever to us, in a world where the sandwich never actually existed.

I wish for rain. Lots of rain. ><

[Tyto]

Granted, but it's acid rain. Lost of acid rain.

I wish for ultimate power! >:O

[dbzfreak2]

Granted but you cant control it

I wish it was storming outside

[Marpolo 1991]

Granted but it rains so much it causes a flood and you have flee

I wish to have the ability to read minds.

[ZshadowX]

Granted, but every time you read someone mind they turn into ZOMBIES, OH NO!!! O_o

I wish for a new couch

[ClearMetalVoltar]

granted, but u'll become a potato

i wish for a new laptop

[ZshadowX]

Granted, but it was stolen, which you are now facing 20 years of jail time

I wish for a car

[chefofdeath]

granted but it will never take you were u want to go.

i wish for some sunglasses

[Zero Gravity]

Granted but they're missing the lens

I wish for more POWER

[grimdefeat]

granted but it was just gas

i wish i could go to anime vegas

[chefofdeath]

grated you were taken to anime street and vegas drive

i wish for the power to control fire

[ZeroFoxG]

granted but only on tuesdays

i wish for a new backpack

[bemused_Bohemian]

Granted provided you cough up C.O.D. charges from Mt. Everest. How many you want?

I wish for DVD of Eve no Jikan (Time of Eve) in my lifetime.

[ClearMetalVoltar]

granted, but itll have scatches on it.

i wish for more cowbell!