Twisted grant a wish

[bemused_Bohemian]

Granted, you live near a Texas meatpacking plant, correct?

I wish for a R1 DVD of Tatami Galaxy.

[ZshadowX]

Granted, but it turn out that it was broken

I wish to Time Travel

[bemused_Bohemian]

Granted, you get 2 subscriptions: TIME, Travel magazines set to expire last week.

I wish I could speak, write, interpret Japanese.

[chefofdeath]

Granted but u will never be able to speak another language again........

I wish i had a magical box

[ZshadowX]

Awww man, this is my Favorite game of all ( gotta bring it back yo!)

Granted but in Soviet Russian, magical box wishes you

I wish for a lifetime supply of Arizona( the drink not the state <_<)

[jessileo127]

-you get a small box of Arizona-
Enjoy while you can.... -evil smile-

I wish for all my homework to be done, but to be laminated and undestroy-able, un-looseable and readable ^.^

[Erinovauch]

fine but it's all wrong

I wish to have everything i'd ever wish for exactly as I would want it

[soundbreaker]

You got it, but you spontaneously combust from pure joy five seconds after receiving it.

I wish that you would not grant my wish.

[jessileo127]

Wish sort of granted, You Blow up in the process...

I wish for all the boredem in the world would go away

[Mollybibbles]

Granted but your mind will explode from all of the awesomeness around you. What a mess.

I wish my foot would work again after 2 years T^T

[homie_jiraiya]

granted but your other one fails

i wish for bankai

[soundbreaker]

Granted, your bankai is this wet-noodle.

I wish for peace of mind.

[jessileo127]

granted, your mind becomes so peace-full that you turn into a vegetable...

I wish for 24 to actually finish allready

[Zero Gravity]

Granted but jack Bower dies from lack of sleep

I wish for a Pizza

[Jubilee]

Granted, but it is made of legos...and I just dropped it #ohdear

I wish Trees had more Civil Rights.

[homie_jiraiya]

granted but they take your job
i wish that my wish didn't suck

[Zero Gravity]

Granted but your no longer allowed any more wishes

I wish I could run at Super speed

[soundbreaker]

Granted, but this happens:
kRPJh-LJq1o

I wish that I had an egg-salad sandwich, with light mayo, and bacon.

[homie_jiraiya]

granted but its filled with arsenic

i wish i was the most awesome man alive

[Zero Gravity]

Granted but the world ended and your comparing yourself to the nicest looking corpse

i wish for all my 918thefan friends to stay in good health while I'm gone! :D

[ZshadowX]

Granted but while you were gone everyone turned into super Zombie!

~ I wish I can stop playing Black ops

[Erinovauch]

Granted, the game explodes

I wish pokemon were real

[SoulArbiter]

Granted, but now you are an alien.

I wish for chair.

[ZshadowX]

Granted but the chair sits on you!

I wish for A.T ( those things from Air Gear)

[Erinovauch]

granted you get some but the motor is broken so they're just roller blades
I wish for more wishes

[bemused_Bohemian]

Granted, but the Wish Machine is out awaiting Repairs. Promised ETA was 2112.

I wish for cheap gas.

[Zero Gravity]

granted but it's imitation gas and a full tank gets your car a couple of feet

I wish for the new Xbox

[Jubilee]

Granted, but you have the new Xbox.

I wish I had purple hair.

[ZshadowX]

granted but it turns purple when you are sleeping

I wish i can find my rhyme heaven game T~T

[Zero Gravity]

granted but it's in pieces

i wish for Pokemon Black and White to have it's release date tomorrow

[Erinovauch]

granted, you are transported back in time to the day before they release in Japan
I wish to have Bacon

[Zero Gravity]

Granted but the bacon has been left out for months

I wish for a flawless time traveling power

[Erinovauch]

granted, you have the flawless ability to return one half second into your past

I wish for a healthy TARDIS that will obey me and has no issues

[Zero Gravity]

Granted but your TARDIS gets destroyed by a random rocket before you could use it

I wish for the ultimate bed

[Snapplemonkey]

Granted, your bed is ultimate. But you are merely a human and can't handle the awesome power of the bed.

I wish I could never get sick.

[ZshadowX]

granted but everyone else turned into Zombiez

I wish i can still my Rhythm Heaven Game again

[Rhetorical Gamer]

Granted but you dont have a DS anymore!
I wish i lived in tokyo

[ZshadowX]

Granted but Godzilla decide to attack Tokyo!

I wish for a zombie to be my best friend

[Snapplemonkey]

Granted, but the government found a cure.
I wish I never had to sleep.

[Cookie]

Wish granted, but you also get 10 times the affects of sleep deprivation, within a few days you will die!

I wish for my electricity bill to be paid!

[Rhetorical Gamer]

Granted BUT you dont have a house anymore!

I wish to have Godzilla as my friend who always listen to me and protects me from danger!

[Jubilee]

Granted, but he is cursed with fail.

I wish for a Double Rainbow.

[Snapplemonkey]

Granted, but the sun rays are reflected in such a strong way to create them that you get skin cancer.

I wish I could walk through walls at will.

[Zero Gravity]

Granted, but your powers can't be turned off, you phase through everything and eventually die of hunger, thirst and loneliness

I wish for a bag of JAX and not these puffy Cheetos

[bemused_Bohemian]

Hmmm, last grant sounds like Immortality.

Granted, sad your bare feet ache from stepping on those little spikes. Be careful what u wish 4, u might get it.
I wish Panty & Stocking w/ Garterbelt would get a 2nd, 3rd, 4th season. Such a deliciously gross show!

[Rhetorical Gamer]

Granted BUT its broadcasted on the Moon and no one can watch it!
I wish Marvel vs Capcom 3 came out today!

[Kate]

Granted, but there's no actual game on the disc. Hope you like the box and a disc, though!

I wish I had a cookie that was perfect in all ways.

[Rhetorical Gamer]

Granted! But it is stale!!!
I wish for my own gundam.

[Snapplemonkey]

Granted, but due to international airspace law and energy conservation taxes you are prohibited to pilot it at all.
I wish I could hypnotize people to do whatever I wanted.

[Rocco]

Granted but they take whatever orders you give in an entirely different context.

I wish I knew everything. All of the things. All of them.

[Erinovauch]

granted, your head explodes from all this knowledge

I wish to have the most delicious stew ever without any problems or negative side effects

[mahay]

Granted, but you can never stop eating it, ever.

I wish to have the ability to look at a book and instantly know the story and all the details of it.

[Erinovauch]

granted, you are trapped in the library of congress and you go into a coma from all the influx of new information

I wish for ultimate epicality

[mahay]

Granted, but with ultimate epicality comes ultimate failure.

I wish that whatever things I want to be given to me in working order, freely, and undamaged.

[Erinovauch]

granted, starting with your ideal death

I wish to die in the most bad*** way possible

[Rhetorical Gamer]

Granted! But it happens 50 years from now
I wish for a working Spartan Laser

[grimdefeat]

granted but it will only work once
i wish for the new powerglove album

[Kate]

Granted, but you discover there's no CD inside the case.

I wish for my own laptop.

[grimdefeat]

granted but it broke on the way there
i wish for absolutely nothing

[Rhetorical Gamer]

Granted! But people kept giving you stuff DRIVING YOU MAD!
I wish for THE SPACE BATTLESHIP YAMATO WITH CREW AND WORKING GUNS!!!!

[mahay]

Granted, but you have no ammo or fuel.

I wish for a glass of water.

[bemused_Bohemian]

It shall be granted. Too bad you're in the middle of the Gobi desert with an old abandoned German WW2 tank artifact, no fuel, 1 day K-ration remaining, no water, yet there is a canteen with 8-oz sand and a dead scorpion inside. Man, the war stories that old iron girl must've experienced. Perhaps in your final moments of dehydration and delusion she'll share some of them with you.

I wish to preside at the next old guys who wore that god-awful Godzilla wetsuit convention. Happy Times!!!

[SoulArbiter]

You do so. Now you are an old guy.

I wish to "Bon Voyage...across the world..." :daw:

[Rhetorical Gamer]

Granted but the world oceans is dried up and you cant go anywhere.
I wish for a 91.8 The Fan shirt!

[Shidohari]

granted, but when it arrives you realize it is motheaten...

I wish i well dang there's alot of things i wish...let's go with two...

First wish is i wish there will be no war between north and south korea

second wish...:: side tracked by david tennant:: um...i wish to take better care of my financial income and spend wiser

[bemused_Bohemian]

Re wish #1: Likely only God can handle that situation therefore I can't grant you that request (though I wish I could plus a few other unsettled civilization issues sprinkled across our Planet.

Re wish#2: Don't worry, Be Happy: buy a case of 91.8theFan T's from Zazzle. Money problem? No worries, that's what credit card debt is all about....

I wish for less damn gubmint interference in our lives.

[Zero Gravity]

Granted but then anarchy takes over and your being ruled by a tyrant

I wish so a super computer

[choum123]

(I'm guessing that's I wish for a super computer)

Granted but you have no warranty and your computer breaks when you first use it

I wish for a bucket of sand.

[Shidohari]

i grant you your bucket of sand with shovel for making sand castles (free bonus)

I wish that the new years goes off without a hitch

[Zero Gravity]

Granted but it went off like a bomb, now there'll never be another New Years o_o

I wish for a delicious Ceaser Salad

[Snapplemonkey]

Grantet, but the reason the salad was delicious was because of brain eatin parasite that secret a toxin to make everything taste good or feel good. But eventually you die from them.

I wish I could run as fast as the flash!

[Rhetorical Gamer]

Granted!!! But youll die from a heart attack after 3 min of running!!!
I wish for The Pillar Of Autumn

[InfernoParadox]

I wish for The Pillar Of Autumn

Granted, but its already been set to blow up.

[Zero Gravity]

I wish I wouldn't get in trouble for necroing

[mahay]

granted!, but from now on you will get in trouble for doing things other than necroing.

I wish for a nuclear weapon that is still armed. #wut

[deadlymustach50]

Granted but the nuclear weapon was armed with with really arms and beat you up every time you get near it

I want a nice comfortable, soft, and new pillow

[mahay]

granted, but it's always soggy.

I wish for a nice glass of water.

[littlefileuser]

Granted, but it turns into soap.

I wish for some cake.

[mahay]

Granted, but it was made with sand and ketchup.

I wish for streaming radio in my brain

[Jubilee]

Granted, but all it picks up is the Spanish Radio Station.

I wish for my allergies to go away.

[jessileo127]

Granted but now you have to combat Small little insects that love you

I wish for the rain to go away.

[Dophanes "D!" Raosuke]

granted but the sun will now dry up everything into a desert wasteland

I wish for it to be college time now

[Kanashimi]

Your wish is granted, but it took two years for me to grand the wish. Zing!

I wish I had more money.

[Zero Gravity]

granted, but it's all monopoly money

I wish for super speed

[Kanashimi]

Granted, but you keep glitching on walls

I wish for beautiful clothes

[MakiMaki]

Granted, but they all turn tie-dye color when you wear them.

I wish for more time in the day

[Zero Gravity]

Granted but you where given more thyme instead

I wish for more hot sauce

[Kanashimi]

Granted, but you next thing you eat with hot sauce has a horrible effect on you and makes you allergic.

I want a Snickers.

[allanime01]

Granted, but it tastes like a nurtigrain bar.

(Bless you Kana for bringing this back! I was so shocked I didnt see this game here!)

I wish for the complete collection of DBZ.

[Kanashimi]

Granted, but there's 500 new episodes of people just standing there going AAAAAAAARGH or staring

I wish I wasn't so lazy

[allanime01]

Granted. Anytime you are doing nothing productive for a total of 30 seconds, you'll receive an electrical zap.

I wish I was a 91.8 The Fan DJ now!

[Zero Gravity]

Granted but you're doomed to forever be volunteer help

I wish I had more Game Fuel

[Kanashimi]

Granted, but it's really poison,

Wish I was on a better schedule

[allanime01]

Granted, you gain an extra minute of free time for yourself!

I wish I was an amazing artist!

[MakiMaki]

Granted, but you are only amazing as a hentai artist.

I wish I was 10 years younger

[Kanashimi]

Granted, but you had to have a sex change

I wish I wasn't so sleep.

[allanime01]

Granted! You're now as wired as someone who drank 100 cups of coffee.

I wish the new Super smash Bros. was out now.

[Kanashimi]

Granted, but the game disc you buy is scratches.

I kinda wish I could go to the dentists...

[allanime01]

Granted. He discovers you have a cavity in every tooth and fills them with painful expensive fillings.
(I feel so cruel i'm sorry kana! D:)

I wish I was in Vegas to see my girlfriend!

[Kanashimi]

I've never had a cavity. :(

Wish granted, but she find out she's gained 300 lbs.

I wish I had teh munnies.

[Elk]

Granted! But its Monopoly munnies.

I wish my straight razor was sharp enough for a shave.

[allanime01]

Granted, but itsalso sharp enough to shave some skin off. Hospital trip!

I wish my Rep would increase!

[Elk]

Granted, it increased, into a higher number in the negatives!

I wish Gundam had more awesome mains and less host club members.

[allanime01]

Granted, it increased, into a higher number in the negatives!

I wish Gundam had more awesome mains and less host club members.

Granted. A new series comes out just like that. It's cancelled after 3 episodes.

I wish Toonami was on longer.

[Elk]

Granted! It's expanded by adding complete garbage to the roster.

I wish I could stay on top of work.