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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: not too far from Moral Oral (central MO, USA)
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Re: Twisted grant a wish
It shall be granted. Too bad you're in the middle of the Gobi desert with an old abandoned German WW2 tank artifact, no fuel, 1 day K-ration remaining, no water, yet there is a canteen with 8-oz sand and a dead scorpion inside. Man, the war stories that old iron girl must've experienced. Perhaps in your final moments of dehydration and delusion she'll share some of them with you.
I wish to preside at the next old guys who wore that god-awful Godzilla wetsuit convention. Happy Times!!!
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