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the ninjas cant catch you if youre on fire
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Ninjas cant catch you if you are the ******* Batman
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BATMAN NEEDS MOAR JOKER AND RIDDLER
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I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
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I enjoy the fruitcake I get for Christmas.
:Note, this is outlandish, as I absolutely hate fruitcake: :awesome: |
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I bring a knife to a gun fight
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I am The Walrus.
...goo goo g'joob. |
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I swore it was coo coo cachoo >.>
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I bring a cookie to a gun fight then kill them with temptation
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All I want for christmas are my two front teeth....
You sing this phrase when you alread have two front teeth...... Explain? |
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I am totally posting during class...I am so naughty :awesome:
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Wait a minute if you here and I'm here and Istanbul is in this general
direction WHO THE HELL IS THAT?!?!? |
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Ducks know more than they're letting on.
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I once killed a horse and a man then chopped them up and stuck them back together O_O
Needless to say the Horse head / Human body didn't go to well. |
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Oranges rotate clockwise when frozen and launched into the depths of space. This does not work with fresh oranges.
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I once spread Jet Puff Marshmallow spread on a hot dog bun, and proceeded to eat the marshmallow hot dog.
It is not recommended. |
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I have been awake now from the hours of 11:35am to 5:30am, up all night and into a new day, and with no slide effektz. |
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i am made primarily of duct tape and floor gum that and a 85% concentration of pure jesus...........................roflcopter
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This just in! Scientists have discovered that the human body is actually 95% MEAT. The other 5% is clothes and things you've eaten.
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My toe is sore. But not sore enough to cut off.
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