Re: King Of The Hill!
 

*uses remote controlled flying sharks to get EagleEyes out of the hill-
*stands on the hill* booyah.

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

*as I start to thaw, the water causes the remote control batteries to short, electrocuting MaxDagger*

Heh... now if I can only defrost myself before someone else tries to take me off this hill

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

>Rocco: Pushes SR off the hill claim your rightful place on the hill._

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

*throws Kana at rocco as he flees from the cooties*

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

*catches Kana, then gets Kana to make a new IStalk, forcing EagleEyes to rush home and try to be the first poster to comment on it*

'Thanks Kana, now Ill be taking my hill"

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

*kills SR*

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

*gives Bonediddly a rant about how killing is bad*

MMMMMKAY?

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

*breaks open the ground and crawls back from hell, yells back down the hole*

Thanks for the food, now here is my gift for letting me stay for awhile Happy X-MAS!!!

*pushes EagleEyes down the hole, then closes it back up*

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

*Appears in Shadow's dreams and devours his life juice from his soul.*

So long, and thanks for the meal.~

*Plants her flag on the hill.*

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

*erupts from beneath the ground upper cutting Mistress off the hill*

Violence against woman? Australia says "only on the interwebz"

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

>Rocco: Falcon Punch EE. Set up fortifications around HILL_

Oh yeah no ones getting your HILL now

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

*catapults myself over the fortifications landing on Rocco, squashing him*

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

*gets Major General Olivier Mira Armstrong from FMA brotherhood to ram through the fort and run EagleEyes over with her tank*

Thanks girly! Now what to do with this hole...

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

*comes back riding the Edelweiss, Running over Shadow*

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

*Demonic castle lands on top of the hill with her flags on it.*

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

>Rocco: Break out some HOLY SIEGE WEAPONS to overthrow DEMONIC CASTLE_

Your assault leaves the DEMONIC CASTLE in ruins which give you the opportunity to claim the HILL for your own

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

Ok thats it, its on now!!!

*goes to attack menu*

*selects magic spell meteor (5 min cast time)*

..... OMFG why does it take so long to CAST!!!

*falls asleep*

*Meteor is cast, blowing up Rocco and all the remnants of all the castles and forts*

*Shadows wakes up*

WOW!!!... did I do that?

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

*throws a rock at Shadow hitting him between the eyes*

BINGO

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

*Castle reconstructs itself as the amazon army of succubi, sirens and harpies eliminate the nearest threats.*

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

*kills Dracula, which as Castlevania has taught us, destroys all nearby demonic castles for no reason*

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

*builds a capitalist economy run by several gigantic conglomerates so that Elk has no choice but to move to another hill*

Capitalist Pig 1, Crazy Commie 0

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

*uses witch craft to turn Shadow into a capitalist pig*

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

*eats Shadow*

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

*Castle reappears surrounded by a deep, massive moat filled with vicious piranha women.*

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

*casts knights of the round table*

Hey everyone, LOOK AT THE COOL CUTSCENE!!!

*as everyone watches, I sneak into the castle and turn it into a wal-mart, then slays the heart hidden behind the big screens*

and I still got time to spare ;)

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

*The walmart sign morphs into Lust Mart as the products turn into nothing but women's clothing and shoes, and adult videos.*

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

*steals MV's pronz*

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

*unleashes a group of vicious furries who assault Bonediddly*

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

*gets ben stein to start a lecture on the different weave lengths of sub-atomic particular matter, boring EagleEyes to death*

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

*pokes Shadows in the eye*

Mine again D:<

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

*beats EagleEyes with a bat*

That HURT!!!

oh, and mine now ;)

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

*beats a bat with shadows_revenge*

HAHA!

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

*climbs hill while EE beats SR*

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

dig up a tunnel to the top of the hill and push of Bonediddly when he climbed it

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

*wraps up Kercon in cling wrap and tosses him down the hills*

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

* while using speeding up thx to EagleEyes bounce of a tree and fly back on top while cutting down EagleEyes *

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

>Rocco: Beat Kercon with empty champagne bottles._

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

*EagleEyes chains Rocco to a boulder then rolls it down the hill*

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

Using chained Rocco as ammunition for catapult fire it and throwing down EagleEyes and then climbing back to the top

Re: King Of The Hill!
 

*runs back up the hill kicking Kercon into the air, screaming 'MASHIROOOOOOOO KICKKKKKKKK:*