Quote Thread

It's not quite a game, but it's something fun. Here's where you post your favorite quotes: everything from TV to random everyday occurrences.

Cleo: me too! whatdid you shop for?
me: conditioner, food for Animenext,
me: bug spray, a pen light
Cleo: pen light?
me: pen light
me: *nods*
me: so my pens don't have to squint in the dark =D
me: see, they have trouble sleeping at night
me: and Harry, he leaks sometimes.
me: He's young, though, so it happens
Cleo: LOL!

Lisa: Yogert perfiet is good
Me: I have never seen someone missepell Yogurt Parfait so entirely. Something of an accomplishment.

(talking about my height)
Grae: You've got 3 inches on me.
me: =3 bwahahaha
me: soon I'll take over the world
grae: Wear heels?
me: I have goth boots with 2-inch-heels
me: and a pair of nice stiletto shoes that I can almost walk in
Grae: Almost? Aww. So you've become some sort of massive kitty beast, then. And I'm glad to hear you still have a penchant for theatrics.

me: so I was damage control last night
me: X___x two friends of mine broke up
me: whiiiiiiiich may make things interestingly tense
Crossratty: ouch....get into the bomb shelter! :P
me: nah, I'm more the type to be out in the middle of the battlegrounds, with the bombs raining down on me and the guns trained on my genitals, shouting, "Let's talk this over~!!"

Mom: *shouting at plants* OKAY OKAY, I GET IT – STOP SHEDDING

me: I actually had my first interview on Wednesday
me: my first interview EVER
me: TOOK THREE FREAKING MONTHS
me: but yeah
me: =D it went well!
me: I really like the company etc etc
irishchik: cool
irishchik: you went classic for it right? portfolio, nice bag, business suit?
me: nah, I showed up naked
me: I thought that'd get me the job faster
me: cut to the chase, y'know?
irishchik: yup

Marius: So there was one weekend where the entire campus was covered in fog and everyone else went home for the weekend. I stepped outside and suddenly I heard an air raid siren ring out, and I thought “… Oh, crap, Pyramid Head.”

mizuiroten: Doumeki is the only man man enough to survive.
mizuiroten: now i have the horrible idea of Chuck Norris/Himawari... auaauauauuaghhghghgh.
me: o___________________________-o
me: *terrified*
me: *and cracking up*
mizuiroten: I'm not exactly pleased with the idea myself.
mizuiroten: quick, name another invulnerable man who would be more appropriate for Himawari!
me: SUPERMAN
me: *falls over*
mizuiroten: Superman's right out because he's severely vulnerable to magic
mizuiroten: I knew you were going to say that.
me: lol
mizuiroten: which raises the question of whether or not Himawari's mojo is magical or not.
me: it's a curse
me: is curse magic?
mizuiroten: it's not a curse, technically. it's just her nature, I thought.
me: I thought it was a curse
mizuiroten: her granny took her to a priest to get checked out, and he said it was just Himawari, I think.
me: oh
mizuiroten: if it's just Himawari, then superman might be okay. if it's magic, then Supes had better stay away.
mizuiroten: Batman/Himawari?
me: loooooooool
me: he'll go through a window, but he'll be FINE
mizuiroten: he's prepared for all eventualities, you know.
me: lol
me: maybe Kryptonite will tone down Himawari's powers
mizuiroten: I have it!
mizuiroten: Future Trunks/Himawari!
mizuiroten: that's why we never hear of either of them again (if she has disappeared entirely)!
me: XD
mizuiroten: he takes her away to his future and they live happily ever after.
mizuiroten: that's my story, and I'm sticking to it (for at least the next 30 seconds or so, until I get a better idea.)
mizuiroten: (whichever comes first)

Asterose says: oh what shall I do if I ever meat an adult shorter than me
*especially if htey have regular adult proportions o_o!
Tempest Wind says: I dunno, but I don't recommend meating anyone
*I think that's illegal anyway
Asterose says: lol, says the cannibal; I'm just hopping on your bandwagon, hun~
**meet
*there.

[Hakuro de Killer]

"Enough expository banter! It is time to fight like men! And ladies! And ladies who dress like men! For Gilgamesh... IT IS MORPHING TIME!" -Gilgamesh, Final Fantasy V

Zorg: I hate warriors, too narrow-minded. I'll tell you what I do like though: a killer, a dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.
[Scene shifts to Aknot, who is staring in confusion at the little red button. He shrugs and pushes it]
Zorg: [Casually smokes a cigarette as the room with the Mangalores blows up] Bring me the priest. -The Fifth Element

"If at first you don't succeed, give it the finger." - Me.

"Women - They take your money and ask you questions." - Heff.

"Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. " - Mitch Hedberg.