Let's play the 'If I were a...' game!

[twillÿ]

Rules are simple. You start off with a thing, anything you want, and that becomes what you are. Here is an example of how you start;

If I were a ring-tailed lemur...

Then you end it with something completely random and irrelevant to what you said you were. Here is an example of how to finish;

...I would hide in an ice cream truck and recite poetry.

Then you ask the next person what they would be, and it continues...the point of this is to be eccentric with your answers and see how weird everyone really is. =D I will start.

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If I was a tree trunk....I would mug little kids for their lunch money.

What would you be?