<Aeri> So like, I've been voted in by my friends and family (*cough*traitors*cough*) to become a contestant in the Miss Pahrump pageant.
<twilly> You too?!
<xxjellybeanzxx> Pahrump?
<Aeri> I think I would have to be more reserved and lady-like than you think to have a chance at that
* Aeri sniffs
<Aeri> twilly = Miss Pahrump 2011
<Zero_Gravity> jelly should totally open up
[01:45] <Aeri> xxjellybeanzxx: the town I live in, remember?
<twilly> Yeah I know. I'm on a diet for this one. I think I have a chance.
<xxjellybeanzxx> Oh.
* Aeri
s
<Aeri> with your metabolism girl, you don't need a diet
<xxjellybeanzxx> Zero_Gravity: Jelly will not.
<Zero_Gravity> >:c
jelly = no fun
<Aeri> if you did, you'd look like a stick, and it would your bikini contest event v_v
*would hurt
[01:46] Ah. I don't even know what this pageant entails. Is it nearly as serious as Miss United States?
<Renku|Drawing> XD Pfff Zero
<twilly> Pfft. Not with these lumps.
I am for sure gonna win
<Aeri> ; A ; I might as well get fake boobs now; twilly totally has me beat in that area
[01:47] <Renku|Drawing> XD
<Aeri> but twilly
<twilly> Yup. Might as well as give up now.
<Aeri> you have NOTHING on my ♫♫♫ >:D
<twilly> PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
* Renku|Drawing is laughing so hard
<Aeri> I grew up in the projects and have the as of a black girl >:D
So I'm totally not giving up yet
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<Aeri> 0MOON
<twilly> Where you live doesn't make your bum what it is.
<Aeri> JUST IN TIME
<Renku|Drawing> XD Moon~!
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[01:48] <xxjellybeanzxx> Twilly is so pretty and just looks /amazing/ in a skirt. owo
* Zero_Gravity wears a skirt
<Zero_Gravity> :D
<twilly> I was born with this bootay.
<Aeri> Sailor-Moon: Who would win the title of Miss Pahrump 2011, me or twilly?!
<Sailor-Moon> AERI
MOON
<Zero_Gravity> Moon
<Sailor-Moon> wtf
LOL
<Quostin> i want to play starcraft 2...
but my laptop is so slow. :(
<Aeri> D:< You know it has to be me
<Sailor-Moon> I typed what i was reading, bc some other message popped up
RENKU
ZERO
<Renku|Drawing> XD
<twilly> Aeri is just sad my butt is cuter than hers.
[01:49] <Aeri> No WAY BETCH
You may have more tits than I do
but you cannot NOT touch my butt
<NeonX> I say twilly
:p
<Aeri> tish
<twilly> Psssshah!
* Aeri snaps
<twilly> Girl please.
<Aeri> Oh no you di'n't
<NeonX> Oh yes he did.
<twilly> Mmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmm!
<Aeri> Oh snap
[01:50] xxjellybeanzxx: girl hold my earrings, somethin's about to go down here
* Zero_Gravity rolls about
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<xxjellybeanzxx> XD
* xxjellybeanzxx holds Aeri's earrings.
<Renku|Drawing> XD Saney~!
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<SenpuuTribal> Hey Renku
<Neon|Sleep> I bet on twilly
<twilly> You might have a butt, we can agree on that... but you don't have a badonkadonk like me, yo. Uh! What?!
[01:51] <SenpuuTribal> o.o
<Zero_Gravity> <___<
<Renku|Drawing> XD
<Aeri> Uh! What?! Is right, girlfriend. You don't know WHAT chu talkin about!
* Renku|Drawing is dying here
<twilly> Girlfriend be crazy.
<Aeri> And look at that frizzy-♫♫♫ moptop you got there, girlfriend, what IS that? I bet you lose stuff in there every day.
<SenpuuTribal> 20$ says Twill will get rolled.
<Neon|Sleep> Girlfriend be trifling and lunching.
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<twilly> Oh lawd, hunny. You just jealous I got more volume than you!
[01:52] <Zero_Gravity> $30 says Aeri caves in and kicks twilly in the man hood for the win
<twilly> Ouch... need some ice for that burn?
<SenpuuTribal> Touche..
<xxjellybeanzxx> Is it wrong that I'm reading all of this in a stereotypical 'ghetto' accent?
<SenpuuTribal> Sadly...No
<Aeri> UH I don't need your, uh "VOLUME" when I got my straight, SHINE, baby gurl. My hair is so soft people ask me if I stole it from a unircorn
<twilly> ^ What we're aiming for.
* Zero_Gravity shrugs
<Aeri> *unicorn >_>
<xxjellybeanzxx> I'm betting Aeri can take twillz on, easy.
<Renku|Drawing> XD No. I am too
<Sailor-Moon> LOLOLOLOLOL
[01:53] <Neon|Sleep> Yeah, that's what they're aiming for jelly, lol.
<xxjellybeanzxx> I figured, but still. XD
MOON.
Hi. owo
<Neon|Sleep> Girlfriend be such a bamma.
<SenpuuTribal> Well have fun...doing whatever the hell it is your doing, i need fuel for my stomachs ((thats right, theres a S there<.<)) so i be back!
<Sailor-Moon> JELLYB
<twilly> A unicorn's ♫♫♫ maybe, cause girl that ♫♫♫♫ be dank as hell. A little humidity and you're all over, babe. Mine just keeps gaianing umph.
<xxjellybeanzxx> xDDDDDDDDD
[01:54] <Renku|Drawing> XD I'm going to chat quote this no- XD in a bit
<Sailor-Moon> LAWL
<Neon|Sleep> Lol he just carried your ♫♫♫, Aeri
<Aeri> Uh, yeah, like, whatEVER BETCH, you know who can't walk like I do. Little mama, I OWN that catwalk. Years of dance taught me how to dance, walk, run, and HIKE in them stilettos baby gurl, and you trip as soon as the first breeze touches that "umph" of yours, cause FIRSS of all, you got NO grace, or balance WHATsoEVER, and second, that fro is so big and heavy it must knock you over all the...
...time. So. good luck with gettin grades from those judges out there sweetpea
* Aeri smacks her lips
[01:59] <twilly> Oh no you diiiiiiiidn't! Girl, I was walking all over these hoes before you were even thought about! Catwalk, pfft, that's child games, gurl! When I strut my stuff, we call that a TIGER PROWL, baby! You are a youngin' and I like yer spunk, but if you wanna party with the cougars girl, you need more than a quick thought and purdy lil' mouth. Psssshah!
<Hiiragi> .k twilly vanilla ice. exit stage left!
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[02:00] <Sailor-Moon> LAWL
XDDDDDDDD
<twilly> lol
<Aeri> Ugh, well, you're right about something. I'm young. And you ARE a cougar. Girl, you are so old, boys RUN when they see you walking by. Man I heard of a MILF, but you darling are definitely a GILF. THAT'S why I'll be winning, because I'm young and fresh, and you, are dust.
* Aeri snaps
[02:01] <Sailor-Moon> LMFAO
<The_Tenth_Doctor> XD I just snorted so hard, it actually hurt. I think I came in at the right time tonight.
[02:02] <Aeri> The_Tenth_Doctor: actually a bit late; you missed most of it
Sailor-Moon: xxjellybeanzxx Renku|Drawing chat quotes I'm thinking?
[02:03] <Sailor-Moon> YES
<Renku|Drawing> XD I am
<xxjellybeanzxx> DEFINITELY.
<The_Tenth_Doctor> Aeri: Oh, well thanks for mentioning it, but it's still quite entertaining.
<Aeri> Sailor-Moon: ah, you missed a bit though. I'll do it. xD
<Renku|Drawing> XD Imma post if you're done
<Aeri> Well it does seem to me as though that skanky ho over there has resigned to defeat
[02:04] * Aeri polishes her perfectly manicured nails on her blouse
blows on them
<twilly> Betch please! When have you ever heard of an amateur out-performing a professional such as muah? NEVER! I'll walk thee stilettos up and down your jank ♫♫♫! Something you don't understand is what all these judges are gonna want, and that is experience, and hun, well... you just ain't got that.
[02:06] <Aeri> Uh, girl, you ain't got the legs for those heels, even with experience. And baby gurl, a bit of advice? You might want to talk to your manicurist about praying for your cuticle beds. What are you, a boy? Ugh, your hands look like you do nothing but hard labor all day. and calluses on your FINGERTIPS? What? Girlfriend are you trying to be a musician? You can't win MISS Pahrump like that hunbun.
[02:07] <twilly> Hunbun? XD
[02:08] <Sailor-Moon> lololololol
<twilly> lol
<Aeri> ._. you haven't heard that one before?
<Renku|Drawing> XD
<twilly> No, I haven't... grandma.
<Sailor-Moon> OOOOOH
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<Aeri> What? I thought we established YOU were the cougar/GILF with the extra experience?
[02:09] Or are you taking back all that big talk you made at me earlier
<twilly> Apparently I was mistaken. You definitely have the droopier boobs.
<Aeri> Cause all bark and no bite never won ANYBODY a pageant, much less you or me sweetheart
Oh, what?
Excuse me?
I know you just did NOT.
<twilly> Ya'heard me
<Sailor-Moon> oh boy XD
[02:10] <twilly> Droopy ♫♫♫ hanging there flappin' in the wind fried eggs on a nail floppy boobies.
<Renku|Drawing> XD Oh gosh
<Aeri> Um, no, I have these nice little B's up here that aren't big enough to droop or sag next to your.. what are those? Double G's? betch PLEASE.
You are just about to make me angry, and then I will have to rip that nappy ♫♫♫ weave out your head.
[02:11] * Sailor-Moon is nearly rolling on the floor, and can't breathe
<xxjellybeanzxx> And now I'm bored.
<The_Tenth_Doctor> I find it amusing you called Twilly a Grandma and just mentioned double G's. Fitting, I'd think.
<twilly> At least my hurrr be real, ya bald-headed wig-wearin floozie.
XD
<Sailor-Moon> *snort*
<Renku|Drawing> Oooo~
[02:12] He went there!
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<The_Tenth_Doctor> Every time I think it can't get any worse, it does. XD I can't breathe, I'm laughing so hard. XD
<xxjellybeanzxx> XD
<Renku|Drawing> XD IK
<Aeri> I'm not even going to MENTION who MIGHT have paid for that giant monstrosities; who had to sleep with to get them, skank. And please, this hair was BORN like this. Look at both of my parents. What? European. Strongly Italian. Thick, long brown hair runs in my family
so don't even START with me, before I have to deal with you physically.
[02:13] <xxjellybeanzxx> So violent, Aeri.
WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG AND BE FRIENDS? ;A;
[02:14] <Aeri> I do what I have to to put ho's in dey place.
<xxjellybeanzxx> YOU'RE BOTH BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.
<Aeri> T_T
<xxjellybeanzxx> Why you cry?
<Aeri> No cry, serious face.
[02:15] TT_TT is cry.
<xxjellybeanzxx> >>
<twilly> european is right, ya non-shaving ♫♫♫ stank-hoe! Don't make me go all Aretha Franklin on yo ♫♫♫ child. You've been beat, now sit down and let me learn ya somethin' about bein' a pageant winner.
[02:16] <Renku|Drawing> D: Your fighting is ripping us apart~!
lol
<Sailor-Moon> *dying laughing* Oh, this deserves an on air mention XDDDD
<Aeri> Oh, right, how many pageants have you won? Miss Geezer of 1832? That's what I thought, hunny.
[02:17] <Renku|Drawing> XD Mention the Chat quote link when their done
[02:18] <xxjellybeanzxx> Well, none of this really matters, coz Imma swamp their asses, seeing as /I'm/ prettier than the both of them combined. owo
<Sailor-Moon> ....
<xxjellybeanzxx> x3
<Sailor-Moon> oh god, dont Jelly
* Renku|Drawing is now thinking of Farly Odd Parents
<xxjellybeanzxx> Oh, but I just did.
<twilly> Protip: People who call themselves pretty generally aren't.
<Aeri> Oh, WHAT, now you're insulting my HERITAGE, AW HELL NAW, it is ON, now. For your information I was Prom Queen my FRESHMAN year of High School, Uh-huh. I'm THAT hot.
[02:19] <xxjellybeanzxx> Or you're jailbait.
<Renku|Drawing> Lets Vote!
<xxjellybeanzxx> Don't drop the soap, Aeri!
<Renku|Drawing> Oh gosh Jelly!
<xxjellybeanzxx> xDD
[02:20] <Aeri> twilly: xDDD okay okay, truce?
<xxjellybeanzxx> I have my own fanclub! >:U Of course I'll win over them.
<Renku|Drawing> Which I think is done
o.o
<twilly> Must of been a real choice, them having to choose between all 4 of you out in that hicktown! Let's see, Skank-hoe nappy head, the goat, Granny-Smith or the Ice Sculpture? I guess we'll give it to her, she does have a dress on right? It kinda looks like tablecloth.
NEVER
TO THE DEATH
<xxjellybeanzxx> Sailor-Moon: You should join my fanclub. owo
<Renku|Drawing> CHAT QUOTE
<Aeri> WHAT
[02:21] excuse me, I grew up in DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES, SLUT, I did not grow up some "HICKTOWN" like you say
[02:22] <xxjellybeanzxx> Guuuuurl.
You got told.
<twilly> Betch, you're a California girl in your dreams. Get back to herding the cattle and I'll call you when supper is done.
Wait
<xxjellybeanzxx> ...
<Aeri> Uh-huh, right? Will there be sammiches when I get back in?
<xxjellybeanzxx> Apparently.
<Renku|Drawing> XD Twilly's in the kitchen like a WOMAN!
<Aeri> because that's what you ARE, a ho who needs to stay in the KITCHEN
<xxjellybeanzxx> TWILLY, MAKE ME A SAMMICH.
<twilly> I think you have some cow-s*** on your lip, oh wait nah, that's a stache.
<Aeri> and make me a SAMMICH WOMAN
<twilly> Girl get that checked out
[02:23] <xxjellybeanzxx> OOOOHHHH
OH NO YOU DIDN'T.
Guuuurl. That's just /bad/.
[02:24] You kiss your mama with that mouth?
<Aeri> A stache? really? that's it? Hunny, if I was in a pageant and I had a stache, don't you think it would be waxed? I'm not sloppy and careless about this competition like you.
[02:25] <twilly> Alright gurl, I'm hanging up now. See ya Sunday hun, we still going to tanning salon?
<Renku|Drawing> XD I like how she didn't deny it
<twilly> ^ How quickly girls change feelings
<xxjellybeanzxx> XD
<twilly> Budum-tish
<Aeri> Yeah, girl, we gotta make that appointment on Sunday on look gooooooood for those judges, ya hurd?
<xxjellybeanzxx> ♥
<twilly> Well that was fun. Aeri, we should of totally changed our names to Shaniqua and Shanaynay or something
<Aeri> So, like... what just happened
<Renku|Drawing> XD I love you guys so much
<xxjellybeanzxx> xDDD
<Aeri> I seriously have no idea what just happened
<twilly> Me either
<xxjellybeanzxx> It's all right
I don't think anyone does.
<Sailor-Moon> LOLOL
[02:27] it was epic
<Renku|Drawing> Your inner Black girls came out