From the Pokemon anime, I present you with two mottos.

First up, we have...

Team Rocket's Funniest Motto Ever, from "Hassle in the Castle"

Dr. Anna: Excuse me, do you have an appointment?!
Jessie: We have no appointment, but we've been having some trouble!
James: So prescribe us some ointment on the double!
Jessie: To protect us from all that chafing and itching!
James: It might finally stop all of Jessie's... complaining!
Jessie: To irradicate the evils of athlete's feet!
James: Maybe I can get rid of my prickly heat!
Jessie: Jessie!
James: James!
Jessie: Team Rocket's been scratching at the speed of light!
James: So give us some salve or we'll never sleep tonight!
Meowth: Meowth, that's right!


And the next motto is my absolute favorite. <3

Ash Ketchum's Motto, from "The Chikorita Rescue"

Ash: Team Rocket, prepare for trouble! On second thought, make that double!
Jessie (surprised): To protect the world from devastation?
James (surprised): To unite all peoples within our nation?
Ash: Maybe you think I'm a little too brash. But the master is here and my name is Ash!
Pikachu: Pikachu!
Ash: My Pokémon team is faster than light! Surrender now or you're in for a fight!
Meowth: Meowth! That's right!

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