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Old 03-14-2011, 03:23 AM   #206
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<@christmas4477> It's too bad I'm not the only one who like bacon, or I would microwave some up
<@christmas4477> I need a good recipe though
<@LeviathanMist> I've got a good recipe for Doritos chips
<@LeviathanMist> 1. Open package. 2. Grab chip. 3. Place in mouth. 4. Chew. 5. Swallow. 6. Repeat
<@Sailor-Moon> LOL
<@LeviathanMist> There's a recipe right there
<@Sailor-Moon> smart***
<@LeviathanMist> If the package is already open, you can skip step 1
<@LeviathanMist> if when you reach in to grab a chip and there are no chips, find another package
<@LeviathanMist> if your mouth is taped shut, remove tape from your mouth and then place chip in mouth
<@christmas4477> HE'S THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING
<@LeviathanMist> not yet
<@LeviathanMist> if you have no teeth, use plyers to crush it into chip dust and then consume
<@christmas4477> Can I substitute the handle of a screwdriver for lack of pliers?
<@LeviathanMist> if for some reason your throat is blocked, seek medical attention because you are probably about to die
<@LeviathanMist> depends what kind of screwdriver
<@LeviathanMist> it must be the kind with a big fat handle
<@christmas4477> Well I have a dual ended one lying around, but that might be too advanced for this
<@LeviathanMist> yeah, you're not doing rocket science here
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