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Old 02-22-2011, 01:43 PM   #30
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Re: Ponies vs Raptors?

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Originally Posted by mahay View Post
Everybody hold on a second, let me throw down an ontological proof:

1. It is given that those who always win always win
2. It is given that those who try to win yet fail have a higher chance of failing.
3. It is given that the definition of failing is coming short of one's objectives.
4. Ponies often come short of their objectives.
5. Colin Mochrie never comes short of his objectives.
6. Colin Mochrie is a member of the Raptors party.

ERGO

7. Since Colin Mochrie is a member of the Raptors and never comes short of his objectives he must always win. Furthermore, ponies always fail.


INFALLIBLE LOGIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I challenge the soundness of your argument. ESPECIALLY Premise #4.
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