A quick thinking scenario:

It's a nice Sunday night in a little town in Connecticut, your exhausted, you feel like having a drink. You walk into a bar, you sit down for a drink, they only serve alcohol, no water. Two men burst in wielding pistols, one man is 6'3, the other is 4'8. They hold the entire bar at gunpoint. The shorter robber sees a wad of money on a shelf 11 ft off the ground. The smaller robber then convinces the taller robber to let him on his shoulders, where he'll reach the money. The tall robber agrees and lifts the short man up to reach the money, they start to count the wad of money. There is $256 there. The short robber says he gets the extra dollar for spotting the wad of cash, the taller robber said he deserves the extra dollar because without him he couldn't have gotten the wad of cash. The two robbers argue for exactly 10 minutes and 35 seconds after the clock strikes 12:28 and 32 seconds in the morning. The Smaller robber then decides to cut the dollar bill in half, claiming that half a dollar bill is worth fifty cents. Being the gullible one the taller robber is, he accepts the smaller robber's offer. After another 1 hour and 15 minutes and 42 seconds of pillaging the bar, the robbers finally leave, only to be caught by Police outside who received an anonymous tip from somewhere between the ages of 40 and 16 in Greenwich, CT.
What do you order to drink?

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