Alright. I remember trying this a long time ago, and it worked fairly well, and with the creative imaginations of the people here, I think it would work nicely here as well. Anyway. This is all about pictures being the visual focus of the wars. I would start by posting a beginning posting a picture of anything. The next poster would then poster a picture of something to try and hurt or destroy whatever is in the first picture, and a small explaination of what he's doing. So for example.

Frosty the Snowman walks onto the scene.


Frosty is lit on fire by my flamethrower!


The flames are eaten before they can reach Frosty.


Now, you aren't entitled to always protect the first picture. You could instead attack the person in the previous picture, but must also include a way of countering what he's doing.
Anyway, that's pretty much the basis of the idea. So to start things off, I'll start simple.

A forest lies before you, going on endlessly.

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