Forum: Forum Games
12-29-2010, 02:26 PM
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Views: 350,419
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Re wish #1: Likely only God can handle that situation therefore I can't grant you that request (though I wish I could plus a few other unsettled civilization issues sprinkled across our Planet.
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Forum: Forum Games
12-25-2010, 11:15 AM
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Replies: 354
Views: 350,419
Re: Twisted grant a wish
It shall be granted. Too bad you're in the middle of the Gobi desert with an old abandoned German WW2 tank artifact, no fuel, 1 day K-ration remaining, no water, yet there is a canteen with 8-oz sand...
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Forum: Forum Games
12-02-2010, 06:01 PM
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Replies: 354
Views: 350,419
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Hmmm, last grant sounds like Immortality.
Granted, sad your bare feet ache from stepping on those little spikes. Be careful what u wish 4, u might get it.
I wish Panty & Stocking w/ Garterbelt...
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Forum: Forum Games
11-14-2010, 10:05 PM
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Replies: 354
Views: 350,419
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted, but the Wish Machine is out awaiting Repairs. Promised ETA was 2112.
I wish for cheap gas.
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Forum: Forum Games
08-30-2010, 11:40 PM
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Replies: 354
Views: 350,419
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted, you get 2 subscriptions: TIME, Travel magazines set to expire last week.
I wish I could speak, write, interpret Japanese.
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Forum: Forum Games
08-26-2010, 01:11 PM
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Replies: 354
Views: 350,419
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted, you live near a Texas meatpacking plant, correct?
I wish for a R1 DVD of Tatami Galaxy.
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Forum: Forum Games
08-21-2010, 02:12 PM
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Replies: 354
Views: 350,419
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted provided you cough up C.O.D. charges from Mt. Everest. How many you want?
I wish for DVD of Eve no Jikan (Time of Eve) in my lifetime.
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Forum: Forum Games
04-26-2010, 10:17 PM
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Replies: 354
Views: 350,419
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted. Unfortunately your only company are a homeless guy who says (and believes) he's Jesus Christ and a nurse Cratchet wannabe at the local asylum. Whew! Endeavor to perserve. You can do it!
I...
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Forum: Forum Games
04-26-2010, 04:54 PM
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Replies: 354
Views: 350,419
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted, however they are twins, 7'1" tall, hungry & thirsty all the time, need new clothes, 1 fast car, and don't speak your language.
I wish I could dance as fast as Annabelle the sheep when the...
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Forum: Forum Games
04-22-2010, 08:55 AM
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Replies: 354
Views: 350,419
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted but you wind up in the same driver's re-education class they are in.
I wish the moles would leave my lawn alone and go back to the molecular weights they came from in chemistry class!
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Forum: Forum Games
04-20-2010, 06:55 PM
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Replies: 354
Views: 350,419
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Forum: Forum Games
04-15-2010, 12:33 PM
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Replies: 354
Views: 350,419
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted but all your prizes will either be broken or pawned.
I wish all the influential folks inside the I-695 Beltway would get off this socialism kick.
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Forum: Forum Games
04-13-2010, 07:38 PM
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Replies: 354
Views: 350,419
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted. How many gallons? How many guppies? Any seaweed? Gravel? Filtration system?
I wish I could get home cooking like I see in the harem anime. In today's world in America that truly is ...
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Forum: Forum Games
04-13-2010, 05:55 PM
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Replies: 354
Views: 350,419
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted, but you have to pick it somewhere in the Gobi Desert armed with a toothpick and a flashlight.
I wish a Class 1 railroad came thru this town.
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Forum: Forum Games
04-12-2010, 09:21 PM
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Replies: 354
Views: 350,419
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Hmmmm, first post made it after all. Words to the wise::1) don't live in the middle of no darn where; 2) don't choose MediaCom as a provider.
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Forum: Forum Games
04-12-2010, 09:14 PM
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Replies: 354
Views: 350,419
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Seems like there was 1 near the Cape Canaveral/Cape Kennedy, Florida, USA (whatever this place is called now) launch site about 30 years ago...fav drink of the Astronauts. Granted! Whoops! That was...
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Forum: Forum Games
04-12-2010, 12:11 AM
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Replies: 354
Views: 350,419
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted. But account military cutback you are out of fuel to operate, the gadgetry within is malfunctioning, and no 1 has the detonator mechanism to destroy the ICBM headed your way (Friday's...
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Forum: Forum Games
04-08-2010, 10:05 PM
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Replies: 354
Views: 350,419
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted. Sad to say all the creativity you desire for these treads was last seen 99% immersed in the La Brea tarpits.
I wish I could grow purple hair just like the kids in anime.
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Forum: Forum Games
04-08-2010, 09:17 AM
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Replies: 354
Views: 350,419
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted. It won't after this cure. I'm just not sure if I can slow the velocity of this 357 Magnum bullet once it leaves the chamber. What 2 do, what 2 do!?
I wish I could find Large for real!! I...
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Forum: Forum Games
03-25-2010, 12:08 AM
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Replies: 354
Views: 350,419
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted...Be sure to ask for a brass one. Falling hail is for crop damage, not headaches.
I wish I could go to 2-dimensional manga and be Tenchi Muyo's grandpa.
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Forum: Forum Games
03-24-2010, 05:20 PM
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Replies: 354
Views: 350,419
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted, hopefully you have the right foodstuffs for a Great Dane.
I wish I could afford to go to China, LOL.
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Forum: Forum Games
03-23-2010, 09:46 PM
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Replies: 354
Views: 350,419
Re: Twisted grant a wish
granted....any wall-mounted "OFF" switch will work.
I wish I could understand this G--D--- tax forms.
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Forum: Forum Games
03-10-2010, 10:23 AM
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Replies: 354
Views: 350,419
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted! 1 condition though: after you awaken you must spend the rest of the week convincing your parents why Mystery Science Theatre 3000 shows should be aired in Japanese with English...
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