Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but your computer crashes

I wish I was king of the pirates

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but you where mutinied and killed

I wish i had more hot sauce

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but it is really acid.

I wish I had a cheese and tomato toasted sammich.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, but the ingredients expired before you were born.

I wish I could get at least one cosplay completed this year! DX

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but it will only fit midgets.

I wish i had an the gundam wing zero.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but its old and broken and breaks after taking off

I wish for my own theme song

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

granted but its a song by lady gaga

I wish the next poster wont twist my wish

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted. Your wish still sucks.

I wish for a fish.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

You wind up with a dish. O___o? With a singing bass mounted to it. So sorry.

I wish Fake 2 would continue please~

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but the continuation is much worse in comparison.

I wish my PS2 would play my copy of persona 3 again

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but it freezes after 2 minutes everytime

I wish for super powers

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, but you can only use them for the last 30 seconds of your life.

I wish I were a bird.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but you keep flying into windows.

I wish my apartment would clean itself

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, but it does a poor job of hiding the bodies.

I wish for eternal damnation.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but the song "walking on sunshine" plays on loop for ENTERNITY

I wish I had a cookie!

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted. Wait you said cookie? I granted cooties.....

I wish for a baby on a stick with laser eye powers and acid spitting ability set on fire.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but, obviously, the baby is dead.

I wish I could find my copy of Persona4

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but it is broken.

I wish I had some orange soda.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but it expired 30 years ago

I wish for a long working Ethernet cable

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, but then before you get to work the building gets burned down

I wish I had some cookies

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but they were stolen from Molly

I wish I had a Gundam

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but you get Butler Gundam

I wish for some ketchup

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Okay but you have to drink it

I wish it daylight

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but you get to turned into a vampire

I wish I can Fly

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but then you get shot out of the sky

I wish I could breathe under water

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, you now have the lamest superpower ever.

I wish not to lose the game.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Alright, but you come second to last

I wish that I had something to wish for

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but you may only wish for another wish

I wish it would thunder

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but you get struck by lightning.

I wish for spring time

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Alright but then you get sick

I wish I had something to do

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, but its all really boring manual labor.

I wish everything just goes according to plan

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, but you forget to plan the last bit of the plan.

I wish I could learn how to code faster.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, but those extra pairs of hands get in the way an awful lot.

I wish it would stop flooding.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but now you're in a drought and it will never rain again.

I wish for a pretty unicorn...don't judge me!

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but it turns out to be a horse with a traffic cone taped to it's head.

I wish I had more witty things to say.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

granted but your words end you in jail o_o;;;;

I wish i knew where my phone charger was...

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but you find that it is broken and they discontinued selling that charger.

I wish my Xbox 360 did not have the Red Ring of Death.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, but it gets stolen.

I wish I would get spring break NAOOOOO!!!!!!

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but it lasted on two seconds.

I wish i didn't have so much homework

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

granted, but you have to do someone else's homework

I wish i could sleep...