Re: Twisted grant a wish
Hmmmm, first post made it after all. Words to the wise::1) don't live in the middle of no darn where; 2) don't choose MediaCom as a provider.
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Re: Twisted grant a wish
um granted? but you cause a Zombie Apocalypse?
I wish for a Metal Gear |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted but it's the gear to a shoe making machine
I wish for more food |
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Granted, but you have to pick it somewhere in the Gobi Desert armed with a toothpick and a flashlight.
I wish a Class 1 railroad came thru this town. |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
granted, but now your house has to be demolished for the railroad to be there.
I WISH I HAD A SHIBA INU PUPPY!! |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted, but it likes peeing on the carpet
I wish for a Tank |
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Granted. How many gallons? How many guppies? Any seaweed? Gravel? Filtration system?
I wish I could get home cooking like I see in the harem anime. In today's world in America that truly is fantasy...more so than NGE angels being real. |
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um granted? but you cause a Zombie Apocalypse Again :P
I wish for World Peace |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted but now the world is over populated and you're forced to eat Soylent Green.
I wish I could be on the Price is Right. |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted but all your prizes will either be broken or pawned.
I wish all the influential folks inside the I-695 Beltway would get off this socialism kick. |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted but no one knows what you are talking about.
I wish I had a katana. |
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Granted but it is made out of plastic
I wish for a Talking Kitty |
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Granted but all he does is insult you and throws you into a pit of spiraling depression...
I wish for a Basset Hound named Fred. |
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Granted..... you ask for it lol ( youtube Fred)
I wish for sharks with laser beam on their head |
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Granted, but they only fire at you.
I wish for a plate of cookies. |
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Granted, but you must eat a slime infested jelly donut first.
I wish Lite would do a Rita impression. |
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Granted, but you can't hear it.
I wish the mangaka of Alichino would finish the series after a multi-year hiatus |
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Granted, but all the drawings would be super-deformed and the text unreadable.
I wish EE would stop bugging me about Rita xD |
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Granted, but EE will start bugging you to change your name to Rita
I wish for a golden ticket |
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Granted, you get a gold colored parking ticket.
I wish I could be a rubber man like Luffy from One Piece. |
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