Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted but you now you can get to sleep for the next 6 days.
I wish I had a Gundam. |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
granted but turns out to be this guy [img]<a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/i am a gundam/DishinkeReborn/i_am_a_gundam.jpg?o=1" target="_blank"><img src="http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb155/DishinkeReborn/i_am_a_gundam.jpg" border="0"></a>[/img]
i wish i wasnt so shy http://media.photobucket.com/image/i...m_a_gundam.jpg here my bad |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted but now people think your too loud.
I wish I had more patience. |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted, but now you have insomia.
I wish it was April. |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted but now it is flooding from all the April showers (but atleast you get lots of May flowers)
I wish for a Basset Hound. |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted but it's a stuffed toy basset
I wish I didn't procrastinate (It's a wonder I get things done on time) |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted but everyone else starts to procrastinate
I wish for a Master Ball |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
granted but you can never use it! Mwahaha
I wish time would go faster! |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted, but now you age to a point where you'll be 80 by midnight tonight
i wish today was a better |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted, But tomorrow will now be worse than yesterday.
I wish my cat wouldn't shed. |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted but its a zombie apocalypse
i wish for a keyblade |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
granted but it turns out to be made of card board.
I wish spring break was longer! |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted, but summer break is only one week now.
I wish I could draw on my walls! |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
granted but your drawings turned invisible
i wish i had more anime boxsets i like |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
granted but the discs are all scratched and unreadable
I wish I could run at super speed |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
granted but turns out to be a super speed for a snail.
i wish i had super powers to control electricity |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
granted....any wall-mounted "OFF" switch will work.
I wish I could understand this G--D--- tax forms. |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted, but now you have to live in China, so it doesn't matter anymore.
I wish I could get the cat out from under my bed!! |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted, hopefully you have the right foodstuffs for a Great Dane.
I wish I could afford to go to China, LOL. |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted, but you spend all your money on a life-time supply of pop-tarts.
I wish the snow would freaking melt already! |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted ....great u caused global warming
I wish for a new hat |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted...Be sure to ask for a brass one. Falling hail is for crop damage, not headaches.
I wish I could go to 2-dimensional manga and be Tenchi Muyo's grandpa. |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted but you die of old age after 2 pages.
I wish I had magical powers! |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted but Chuck Norris will still kick your butt!
I wish to be GOD!!!!! |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted but your the god of worms
I wish my ear drum didn't pop... |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted. It won't after this cure. I'm just not sure if I can slow the velocity of this 357 Magnum bullet once it leaves the chamber. What 2 do, what 2 do!?
I wish I could find Large for real!! I keep seeing these yellow signs along road that suggest: Warning. Animals at Large. That would be 1 heck of a zoo to take the kids to but I sure can't locate it anywhere. Large? Is it near Yellowstone? Bronx Zoo? Kansas? Banff? |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Um.... granted but it explodes
I wish for a cookie |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted, but it's stale.
I wish I could find my old Yugioh cards |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted, but Magic is better.
I wish this thread was more creative. |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted. Sad to say all the creativity you desire for these treads was last seen 99% immersed in the La Brea tarpits.
I wish I could grow purple hair just like the kids in anime. |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted but it only grows 1/10000000 an inch
I wish for new speakers |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted, but they blow out after the first use.
I wish the school year would be over right now |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted but the new school year begins the day after and has extended it's time
I wish there where motorcycles for me to play card games on |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
granted but its a picture of a motorcycle that you play card games on... I was thinking maybe in shag rug form.
I wish I could walk through walls |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted but you get stuck half way through and cant get out.
I wish I an A1M1 abrams tank |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted. But account military cutback you are out of fuel to operate, the gadgetry within is malfunctioning, and no 1 has the detonator mechanism to destroy the ICBM headed your way (Friday's missle). Sayanora.
I wish some of the cooler Japanese dating sim games on the market were written in English. |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted, but you can't play them because every computer and console you come across is broken.
I wish my cat would stop eating my homework!! |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted but ur dog eats it instead
I wish to be remembered |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Granted, but only by the crazy person that lives next door to you.
I wish I could find a store that sells grapefruit tang! |
Re: Twisted grant a wish
Seems like there was 1 near the Cape Canaveral/Cape Kennedy, Florida, USA (whatever this place is called now) launch site about 30 years ago...fav drink of the Astronauts. Granted! Whoops! That was 30 years ago! My bad!
I wish I could remember things, people, events. I left my memory in a Great Northern boxcar yesterday located in a train yard north of here. But some darn switch engine must've moved the car recently as I can't remember anything. I wish I could find that box car. |
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