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Granted ....great u caused global warming

I wish for a new hat

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Granted...Be sure to ask for a brass one. Falling hail is for crop damage, not headaches.

I wish I could go to 2-dimensional manga and be Tenchi Muyo's grandpa.

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Granted but you die of old age after 2 pages.

I wish I had magical powers!

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Granted but Chuck Norris will still kick your butt!

I wish to be GOD!!!!!

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Granted but your the god of worms

I wish my ear drum didn't pop...

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Granted. It won't after this cure. I'm just not sure if I can slow the velocity of this 357 Magnum bullet once it leaves the chamber. What 2 do, what 2 do!?

I wish I could find Large for real!! I keep seeing these yellow signs along road that suggest: Warning. Animals at Large. That would be 1 heck of a zoo to take the kids to but I sure can't locate it anywhere. Large? Is it near Yellowstone? Bronx Zoo? Kansas? Banff?

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Um.... granted but it explodes

I wish for a cookie

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Granted, but it's stale.
I wish I could find my old Yugioh cards

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Granted, but Magic is better.

I wish this thread was more creative.

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Granted. Sad to say all the creativity you desire for these treads was last seen 99% immersed in the La Brea tarpits.

I wish I could grow purple hair just like the kids in anime.

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Granted but it only grows 1/10000000 an inch

I wish for new speakers

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Granted, but they blow out after the first use.

I wish the school year would be over right now

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Granted but the new school year begins the day after and has extended it's time

I wish there where motorcycles for me to play card games on

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granted but its a picture of a motorcycle that you play card games on... I was thinking maybe in shag rug form.

I wish I could walk through walls

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Granted but you get stuck half way through and cant get out.

I wish I an A1M1 abrams tank

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Granted. But account military cutback you are out of fuel to operate, the gadgetry within is malfunctioning, and no 1 has the detonator mechanism to destroy the ICBM headed your way (Friday's missle). Sayanora.

I wish some of the cooler Japanese dating sim games on the market were written in English.

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Granted, but you can't play them because every computer and console you come across is broken.

I wish my cat would stop eating my homework!!

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Granted but ur dog eats it instead

I wish to be remembered

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Granted, but only by the crazy person that lives next door to you.

I wish I could find a store that sells grapefruit tang!

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Seems like there was 1 near the Cape Canaveral/Cape Kennedy, Florida, USA (whatever this place is called now) launch site about 30 years ago...fav drink of the Astronauts. Granted! Whoops! That was 30 years ago! My bad!

I wish I could remember things, people, events. I left my memory in a Great Northern boxcar yesterday located in a train yard north of here. But some darn switch engine must've moved the car recently as I can't remember anything. I wish I could find that box car.