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granted, you are transported back in time to the day before they release in Japan
I wish to have Bacon

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Granted but the bacon has been left out for months

I wish for a flawless time traveling power

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granted, you have the flawless ability to return one half second into your past

I wish for a healthy TARDIS that will obey me and has no issues

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Granted but your TARDIS gets destroyed by a random rocket before you could use it

I wish for the ultimate bed

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Granted, your bed is ultimate. But you are merely a human and can't handle the awesome power of the bed.

I wish I could never get sick.

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granted but everyone else turned into Zombiez

I wish i can still my Rhythm Heaven Game again

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Granted but you dont have a DS anymore!
I wish i lived in tokyo

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Granted but Godzilla decide to attack Tokyo!

I wish for a zombie to be my best friend

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Granted, but the government found a cure.
I wish I never had to sleep.

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Wish granted, but you also get 10 times the affects of sleep deprivation, within a few days you will die!

I wish for my electricity bill to be paid!

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Granted BUT you dont have a house anymore!

I wish to have Godzilla as my friend who always listen to me and protects me from danger!

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Granted, but he is cursed with fail.

I wish for a Double Rainbow.

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Granted, but the sun rays are reflected in such a strong way to create them that you get skin cancer.

I wish I could walk through walls at will.

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Granted, but your powers can't be turned off, you phase through everything and eventually die of hunger, thirst and loneliness

I wish for a bag of JAX and not these puffy Cheetos

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Hmmm, last grant sounds like Immortality.

Granted, sad your bare feet ache from stepping on those little spikes. Be careful what u wish 4, u might get it.
I wish Panty & Stocking w/ Garterbelt would get a 2nd, 3rd, 4th season. Such a deliciously gross show!

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Granted BUT its broadcasted on the Moon and no one can watch it!
I wish Marvel vs Capcom 3 came out today!

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Granted, but there's no actual game on the disc. Hope you like the box and a disc, though!

I wish I had a cookie that was perfect in all ways.

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Granted! But it is stale!!!
I wish for my own gundam.

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Granted, but due to international airspace law and energy conservation taxes you are prohibited to pilot it at all.
I wish I could hypnotize people to do whatever I wanted.

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Granted but they take whatever orders you give in an entirely different context.

I wish I knew everything. All of the things. All of them.