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Then suddenly out of the blue a space marine follows the cute ducky "Hey im hungry could I tag along?? I dont have any weapons but I can be the bait for the boar. Call me Rhetorical!!!............Also can I pet the duck???" :o

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Jessi sits on the ducky, stroking the feathers... She starts to sing happily... Row Row Fight Da Powah!

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Renku decided to sit on her little panda who was sitting on Shanaenae who was sitting on the duck. :D

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But somewhere in America!
A evil Pikachu is trying to take Over The WORLD!
by sending out robotic pokeballs and giving out free cheesecake, he has successfully capture almost half the human population.
Can he be stop? Who will save us! We Need a Hero!

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the camera cuts to a young man sitting in his room. the young man looks up.

"..........no. i ALREADY have to deal with enough stuff without the world being in trouble.... get that other guy to do it"

the young man goes back to clicking repeatedly at his computer currently turned off.

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The camrea cuts to Jessi sat on the Ducky, still happily singing... She looks at the camrea and stops singing, she shakes her head.
"Do I look like a guy? Anyways am 'ungry and need a sammich, I will not save the world while am 'ungry."

She goes back to stroking the Ducky and singing while the group gets ever closer to Ceru's sammich shop.

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Meanwhile a dark figure lurks in the dark shadows of darkness darkly, his dark robes blowing ominously in the dark wind. Shifting his weight, he reveals a set of wings, one angelic and the other demonic, except not really because he's still in the shadows.

WATCHING.

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Moonhawk finally catches up to the duck and once-donkeys, which make a nice change of pace from the horses' arses he's used to...these are the perfect dinner companions! Let them have the salad bar (or even the grass in the yard if'n they still gots the donkey munchies) while he gets even MORE yummy pig!!! And ice cream. Yeah, some good, old-fashioned Pikachu&cheesecake flavored ice cream would go great with sammich...

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Jessi laughs at the new person and waves. The companions get close enough to see the sammich shop.
"Am so 'ungry I could eat the boar to myself!"
She jumps off of the Ducky and runs over to the Shadowy figure.
"Do you want something to eat too?"
Jessi pokes the figure in the upper forearm before cocking her head to the side waiting for the answer.

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The dark figure stares at the encroaching individual, flaring his awesometastical wings out in irritation at the prodding. "How should I know if I want something to eat or not?" he responded harshly, his dual sharingan and rinnengan eyes glaring angrily.

"I HAVE AMNESIA!"

With that he went back to brooding silently, even though that would accomplish absolutely nothing in the context of the situation. Because he's too cool to interact like a normal human being. Yeah.

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Jessi laughs... "You 'ave wings! They are so kawaii!... As for wanting something to eat, does your tummie 'ave the rumblies?"
She prods him again to watch the wings... You aint getting rid of the nutter that easily...

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For a brief moment he understood Japanese and wanted to punt the intruder for daring to call his magnificent wings cute. But then he remembered he had amnesia and acted like he didn't understand. As for her prodding, while his wings twitched slightly at the nuisance not much else happened.

"My tummy does NOT rumble!" he growled, only for his tummy to then immediately rumble of course. "It hungers... for vengeance..." he murmured, embarrassed by his body's betrayal. Curse this amnesia for making a total bad ♫♫♫ like him susceptible like this!

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*Gives the dark figure a burger with spicy peppers* Here you go this will quell your hunger I call this burger "Vengeance"!! *Meanwhile the shifty space marine tries to steals his wings so he can fly*

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Wangs?! Moonhawk smiles a spell and pulls from thin air a bottle of hot sauce in one hand and a bottle of beer in the other...

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The ominous figure eats the burger in one bite, the burger's tasty barbecue sauce mixing with the peppers to give it a nice, mild tang. "MINE!" he barks, jumping fifty million feet into the air before returning to his previous position, his wings folded behind him defensively.

He wondered vaguely at the new person there and his obsession with wangs. "Sorry, but I don't swing that way." he responded to the non spoken word, as amnesia means he can see what you're typing, spoken or not!