Twisted grant a wish
 

Ok I'm going to steal this idea from the game we play over at the Funimation forums

It's simple the person above you makes a wish but you must reply with there wish granted, but it some how goes wrong or not the way they wanted.

Example would be

First post - "I wish to get better at using my computer tablet"
Reply - "Granted but your computer gets a bunch load of virus when ever you use it"

and they reply has their own wish to and the game keeps going on! So let's start

I wish I could post on the forums more

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but you have to buy me a pony.

I wish for world peace.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

granted but the peace only lasts for about 30 seconds

I wish that I could make a better avatar

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but the material caused you to be banned for life

I wish for the best wish ever

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but you have to give it to me :P

I wish I had a better internet connection

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Granted but you can only use it for 1 minute every other month

I wish I had Superman's powers but no weaknesses

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Granted but you can't wear any clothes whilst using them.

I wish I had a Teacup pig.

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Granted but it smells like an actual pig and the tea has a nasty taste to it.

I wish I had Einstein intellect

(funny but i think if i did that i would be classified a super villain due to the blindness and insanity my horrible naked figure would bring to the unfortunate people who witnesses it)

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Granted but if you learn anything else your brain will pop

I wish the world's largest ultimate Taco

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, but you're not allowed to eat it

I wish for more time

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Granted but you only got 5 extra seconds

I wish to rule the world

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, but you have to have an election first.

I wish to be the little girl.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but you are Bindi Irwin.

I wish for a hug.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, but I took your wallet when i gave you a hug

I wish this was the last post on this topic

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Granted but the game keeps going on even if you don't post

I wish that I had a cup of coffee right now

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granted, but it's decaf

I wish I was Metal Sonic :3

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Granted, but you can't move cause you're so heavy.

I wish I had more artbooks~

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Granted but there for 3 children 3 and under.

I wish I had a PS3

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Granted, but it has a disc read error and an expired warranty.

I wish I knew of a cosplay that would fit me perfectly.

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granted, but it makes you look fat

I wish my bioshock 2 review would write itself