Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Hmmmm, first post made it after all. Words to the wise::1) don't live in the middle of no darn where; 2) don't choose MediaCom as a provider.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

um granted? but you cause a Zombie Apocalypse?

I wish for a Metal Gear

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Granted but it's the gear to a shoe making machine

I wish for more food

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Granted, but you have to pick it somewhere in the Gobi Desert armed with a toothpick and a flashlight.

I wish a Class 1 railroad came thru this town.

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granted, but now your house has to be demolished for the railroad to be there.

I WISH I HAD A SHIBA INU PUPPY!!

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Granted, but it likes peeing on the carpet

I wish for a Tank

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Granted. How many gallons? How many guppies? Any seaweed? Gravel? Filtration system?


I wish I could get home cooking like I see in the harem anime. In today's world in America that truly is fantasy...more so than NGE angels being real.

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um granted? but you cause a Zombie Apocalypse Again :P

I wish for World Peace

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Granted but now the world is over populated and you're forced to eat Soylent Green.

I wish I could be on the Price is Right.

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Granted but all your prizes will either be broken or pawned.


I wish all the influential folks inside the I-695 Beltway would get off this socialism kick.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but no one knows what you are talking about.

I wish I had a katana.

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Granted but it is made out of plastic

I wish for a Talking Kitty

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Granted but all he does is insult you and throws you into a pit of spiraling depression...

I wish for a Basset Hound named Fred.

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Granted..... you ask for it lol ( youtube Fred)

I wish for sharks with laser beam on their head

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Granted, but they only fire at you.

I wish for a plate of cookies.

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Granted, but you must eat a slime infested jelly donut first.

I wish Lite would do a Rita impression.

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Granted, but you can't hear it.

I wish the mangaka of Alichino would finish the series after a multi-year hiatus

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Granted, but all the drawings would be super-deformed and the text unreadable.

I wish EE would stop bugging me about Rita xD

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Granted, but EE will start bugging you to change your name to Rita

I wish for a golden ticket

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Granted, you get a gold colored parking ticket.

I wish I could be a rubber man like Luffy from One Piece.

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Granted, however you wind up the Michelin tire rubber man.

I wish for cheaper electricity.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Grants but it only works in the morning.

I wish for soda.

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Granted, but you have to drink it warm

I wish for a Xbox 360

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granted but it has the red ring of death

I wish I had every gundam action figure and model kit ever made.

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Granted but they all get stolen after you finish them.

I wish people would practice better spacial awareness.

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Granted but you wind up in the same driver's re-education class they are in.

I wish the moles would leave my lawn alone and go back to the molecular weights they came from in chemistry class!

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Granted, but now you have termites in your house.

I wish my poke-walker would register steps normally!

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Granted, but it falls off whatever its clipped onto and breaks.

I wish I could import more anime lol.

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You can, but it's illegal.

I wish for a power rangers reunion movie.

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Granted but it was the Alien Power Rangers D:

I wish for new speakers

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Granted, however they are twins, 7'1" tall, hungry & thirsty all the time, need new clothes, 1 fast car, and don't speak your language.

I wish I could dance as fast as Annabelle the sheep when the PoPiPo song is played.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted. You now need a neck brace.

I wish for immortality.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted. Unfortunately your only company are a homeless guy who says (and believes) he's Jesus Christ and a nurse Cratchet wannabe at the local asylum. Whew! Endeavor to perserve. You can do it!

I wish NGE would go to 12.1212--------I would NEED some of your immortality waiting that long for that eventual release.....it sure wouldn't be in my lifetime.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but Rei Ayanami dies


I wish I was metal sonic

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Granted, but your joints are rusted. You can't move.

I wish I was a rock star.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Alright, but you must also be a roll star...and not in the good way!

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

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granted but your a zombie now

I wish every man in the world had mustaches

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Granted but every man would have to speak Italian

I wish for a Cookie

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Granted but it has all ready been digested.

I wish for big booty Miku!

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granted but she cheats with me

i wish predators came to earth!