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Granted, but then you become an insomniac.

I wish I had a pancake.

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Granted but it's the kind you don't like

I wish that I could get my internet to run faster

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Granted but the computer chrashed because it couldn't keep up.

I wish I had a life supply of kit kat bars.

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Granted but they're all from 1935 and are all white and disgusting o_o

I wish my dog would stop barking all the time -_-

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but your new dog is a guy in a fur suit.

I wish I could sleep longer.

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Granted, but you miss you're own surprise birthday party with lots of cake and ice cream.

I wish..... I had cake and ice cream >.>

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The cake is dry and nasty and the icecream is sour.

I wish for the ability withstand intense temperatures and pressures

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but you obtain this by taping cats all over your body.

I wish for three more wishes.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but each one is pure random

I wish for a new Wii

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Granted but it is actually a wee......

I wish for a orange soda.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but it's just seltzer water with a giant orange in the glass. happy orange squeezing!

I wish I had Avatar element bending powers

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Granted but you can only bend them backwards

I wish for lol cat

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granted but its a bobcat

I wish for a job

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granted, but you get fired the next day.

I wish for a piano playing hamster who wears a top hat and monocle.

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Granted but he has no talent what-so-ever

I wish for The ability to move things with my mind

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

granted but you can only move things once a day for 10 seconds.

I wish there was an 8th day of the week to get stuff done

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Granted but you seems to sleep the entire day

I wish I was batman

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Granted, but you are rocco.....

I wish for heat Vision!

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Granted but it takes 2 years to melt somthing

i wish to become a dj for 91.8thefan for a day

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, but no one listens to the radio that day.

I wish I could fly.

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granted but u can only do so underwater

I wish I had better come backs

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Granted but you can only speak backwards.

I wish I had the power to make people listen to me!

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Granted but they'll only listen, they still wont do it

I wish for another cheeseburger

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Granted, but I spit on it.

I wish I was super mario.

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Granted, but you have to eat it through a straw.

I wish for 72 virgins.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but Oni skipped you so your wish went out of whack and made you Waluigi

Granted but they're all World of Warcraft dudes

I wish for a longer winter

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Granted but u have to move to alaska

I wish for the Letter B

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but it turns out to be an angry bee.

I wish these construction workers wouldn't wake me up 5 hours before I actually had to be awake.

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Granted but u are not allowed to sleep anymore

I wish to have a llama

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted! 1 condition though: after you awaken you must spend the rest of the week convincing your parents why Mystery Science Theatre 3000 shows should be aired in Japanese with English subtitles....while continuously picking your nose.

I wish this show would come back (w/ or w/o subtitles).

Hah, this is what happens taking too long to dream up a Molly comeback....never mind.

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I'm just too epic!

As to your wish, GRANTED, but it's in chinese with no subtitles.

I wish I didn't have mid terms!

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Granted but you need to take the SATs instead

I wish for a copy of FF13 ;_;

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Granted, but it has peanut butter smeared all over it.

I want my very own Seki Tomokazu. <<

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granted but he's can only speak in his High School Muscial dub voice

I wish for rain

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granted but for every rain drop a baby will be born

I wish animal could talk

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Granted but you can't understand what there saying

I wish I could go to the movies more often

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granted but u can only see the first few minutes

I wish for more ice cream

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granted buts its melted

i wish i had some more manga

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Granted, but they're sealed in air-tight plastic.

I wish I had more free time.

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Granted but this free time is very expensive.

I wish I had better internet.