Demented Coffee Machine/Vending Machine
Here's the way it works. You put in a certain amount of money/items and get something in return. What happens is the next poster after you must reply and post what you get and what happens in the five seconds after your receive your reward.
Example: Poster 1 - *Puts in one dollar and orders cappuccino* Poster 2 - *Cappuccino is sent flying into [Poster 1]'s face along with rabid squirrel* I'll start. *Inserts one dollar and orders green tea* |
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*green tea is dispensed normally for QUAZAR*
Oh look. A normal machine with nothing wrong with it whatsoever. |
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That's not how this is supposed to work Mist. Lets try again.
*Puts in dollar and order's ramen.* |
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ramen eats Quazar it's an irony machine
*inserts $2 orders monster* |
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A very caffeinated Monster starts running after you
*inserts 4 quarters to get Starbucks bottled Frappuccino* |
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A mac user hipsters starts ranting about the benefits of green approved clothing
"Inserts 2 dollars to get Phoenix Down" |
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A phoenix down comes out but is used on a party member that is at full health
"insert a dollar for some M&Ms" |
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Gets EMINEM instead.
"Puts 1 zenny to get Buster Shotgun Data Card" |
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rockman personally delivers buster shotgun...straight to your face because you bought the games for the ds that didnt even have him in it.
imnserts 1 peso orders illicit drugs without a prscription |
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Then you died! Drugs are bad!
"puts 20 potatoes to get a GLaD0s" |
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You get a order of very soggy french fries dropped on your head
"Puts in a Core medel and orders a Kamen Rider OOO's Fish sausage 3-pack" |
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You get a Japanese Sentai Spiderman Waffle, given the original airdate, the freshness comes into question...
-puts in $1 and orders a citurs cherry Game Fuel- |
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You are disappointed as your game fuel actually contains fuel.... and doesn't help your game.
Insert 2 rupees for a potion |
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potion slips between your fingers breaking on the ground fully healing the boss you have been fighting for two hours
a loser is you inserts game geinie orders real geinie |
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*it shoots out a real genie that will grant you any wish, provided that it includes a sheep having a midget due to the hokey pokey while you are dressed up like cher.*
*inserts 4 quarters for mountain dew* |
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