Let's play the 'If I were a...' game!
 

Rules are simple. You start off with a thing, anything you want, and that becomes what you are. Here is an example of how you start;

If I were a ring-tailed lemur...

Then you end it with something completely random and irrelevant to what you said you were. Here is an example of how to finish;

...I would hide in an ice cream truck and recite poetry.

Then you ask the next person what they would be, and it continues...the point of this is to be eccentric with your answers and see how weird everyone really is. =D I will start.

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If I was a tree trunk....I would mug little kids for their lunch money.

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If I were a super hero....I would sell orange soda to the elderly.

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If I was the Dark Magician..... I'd ask for a sword

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If I were a cheeseburger....I would dance in the rain.

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If I were Twilly....I would have an afro.

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If I were a sports car... I would go trick or treating in March

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If I were a starfish...I would fight crime with an iron fist!

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If I were a strawberry...I would mow grass with a pair of scissors.
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If I were a cookie...I would sell myself to a grocery store!

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If I were a USB...I would move to France.

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If I were an extra sock left in your dryer...I would learn Kung-fu and date a super model.

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If I were a badger...I would run the 200m dash in the next olympics.

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If I were a bird...I'd win the Nobel Peace Prize.

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If I was a bar of soap...I would go back in time and slap a caveman!

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If I was a Cheer Leader...I would go back in time and wrestle a bear.
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If I was a tulip...I would win a hot air balloon race.

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If i were a robot... i would puke rainbows

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If i were a box... I would spin round, right round, like a record baby, round right round.

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If I were Dead or Alive...I'd go to Saturn in a spaceship made of swiss cheese.

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If I was silly putty... I would be king of games