Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted. Anytime you are doing nothing productive for a total of 30 seconds, you'll receive an electrical zap.

I wish I was a 91.8 The Fan DJ now!

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but you're doomed to forever be volunteer help

I wish I had more Game Fuel

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, but it's really poison,

Wish I was on a better schedule

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, you gain an extra minute of free time for yourself!

I wish I was an amazing artist!

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, but you are only amazing as a hentai artist.

I wish I was 10 years younger

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, but you had to have a sex change

I wish I wasn't so sleep.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted! You're now as wired as someone who drank 100 cups of coffee.

I wish the new Super smash Bros. was out now.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, but the game disc you buy is scratches.

I kinda wish I could go to the dentists...

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted. He discovers you have a cavity in every tooth and fills them with painful expensive fillings.
(I feel so cruel i'm sorry kana! D:)

I wish I was in Vegas to see my girlfriend!

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

I've never had a cavity. :(

Wish granted, but she find out she's gained 300 lbs.

I wish I had teh munnies.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted! But its Monopoly munnies.

I wish my straight razor was sharp enough for a shave.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, but itsalso sharp enough to shave some skin off. Hospital trip!

I wish my Rep would increase!

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, it increased, into a higher number in the negatives!

I wish Gundam had more awesome mains and less host club members.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted. A new series comes out just like that. It's cancelled after 3 episodes.

I wish Toonami was on longer.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted! It's expanded by adding complete garbage to the roster.

I wish I could stay on top of work.