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Grantet, but the reason the salad was delicious was because of brain eatin parasite that secret a toxin to make everything taste good or feel good. But eventually you die from them.

I wish I could run as fast as the flash!

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Granted!!! But youll die from a heart attack after 3 min of running!!!
I wish for The Pillar Of Autumn

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Granted, but its already been set to blow up.

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I wish I wouldn't get in trouble for necroing

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granted!, but from now on you will get in trouble for doing things other than necroing.

I wish for a nuclear weapon that is still armed. #wut

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Granted but the nuclear weapon was armed with with really arms and beat you up every time you get near it

I want a nice comfortable, soft, and new pillow

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granted, but it's always soggy.

I wish for a nice glass of water.

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Granted, but it turns into soap.

I wish for some cake.

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Granted, but it was made with sand and ketchup.

I wish for streaming radio in my brain

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Granted, but all it picks up is the Spanish Radio Station.

I wish for my allergies to go away.

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Granted but now you have to combat Small little insects that love you

I wish for the rain to go away.

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granted but the sun will now dry up everything into a desert wasteland

I wish for it to be college time now

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Your wish is granted, but it took two years for me to grand the wish. Zing!

I wish I had more money.

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granted, but it's all monopoly money

I wish for super speed

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Granted, but you keep glitching on walls

I wish for beautiful clothes

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Granted, but they all turn tie-dye color when you wear them.

I wish for more time in the day

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Granted but you where given more thyme instead

I wish for more hot sauce

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Granted, but you next thing you eat with hot sauce has a horrible effect on you and makes you allergic.

I want a Snickers.

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Granted, but it tastes like a nurtigrain bar.

(Bless you Kana for bringing this back! I was so shocked I didnt see this game here!)

I wish for the complete collection of DBZ.

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Granted, but there's 500 new episodes of people just standing there going AAAAAAAARGH or staring

I wish I wasn't so lazy