Picture Wars
 

Alright. I remember trying this a long time ago, and it worked fairly well, and with the creative imaginations of the people here, I think it would work nicely here as well. Anyway. This is all about pictures being the visual focus of the wars. I would start by posting a beginning posting a picture of anything. The next poster would then poster a picture of something to try and hurt or destroy whatever is in the first picture, and a small explaination of what he's doing. So for example.

Frosty the Snowman walks onto the scene.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Y8m29ZLX5a...OR_CONCEPT.jpg

Frosty is lit on fire by my flamethrower!
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/b...amethrower.jpg

The flames are eaten before they can reach Frosty.
http://www.sunshinecatering.co.uk/im...re%20eater.bmp

Now, you aren't entitled to always protect the first picture. You could instead attack the person in the previous picture, but must also include a way of countering what he's doing.
Anyway, that's pretty much the basis of the idea. So to start things off, I'll start simple.

A forest lies before you, going on endlessly.
http://scienceblogs.com/startswithab...-/forest-1.jpg

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Within that forest lies a well.

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You were Sparta Kicked into the well.

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/f...ISISSPARTA.gif

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But there was a spring at the bottom so you jumped back up

http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/chara..._071011f-l.jpg

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Yet, you hit an invisible Mario Coin Box near the top of the well that only appears if you hit it from below.

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As you were falling back down the well, a magical genie appeared!

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Your told to make three wishes, your first was to be a Super Sayian!

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your next was to have a personal leprechaun
http://www.wrestlingvalley.org/wp-co...ornswoggle.jpg

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Your last wish was a sandwich platter.

http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/r...ch_platter.jpg

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Lady Gaga then flew down from the sky, and warned you of an upcoming danger!

http://www.talk2myshirt.com/blog/wp-...ving-Dress.jpg

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so you shot her in the leg
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...gMq_liN03sVTZQ

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But her loyal and trusty steed took the shot!
http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/campaig...77868262-1.jpg

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The bullet made the horse reveal its true form and attacked you.

http://i557.photobucket.com/albums/s...bonbon3272.jpg

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At which point Gaga was forced to intervene by casting a spell...which set the evil Ponita up in flames.

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then a nearby squirtle put out the flames
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...-9F7N1IRlYvNlx

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Then, Gaga was forced to use Thunder!

<a href="http://tinypic.com?ref=2ylpqnq" target="_blank"><img src="http://i30.tinypic.com/2ylpqnq.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"></a>

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then a paladin cast exorcism forever banishing gaga

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...IA1aEQEU6Mpurp

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However, she God modded and Ra Ra-Rose from the dead!

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With your Super Sayian powers, you use an attack that causes a huge explosion. You kill the Zombie Gaga, yet you were caught in it.

http://i360.photobucket.com/albums/o.../explosion.jpg

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Both you and Gaga were remembered for your incredible impacts upon the world...
http://www.24oranges.nl/wp-content/u...gravestone.jpg