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Granted, and now they are gone.

I wish for a pet parrot

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Granted but it likes to bite your ears

I wish for a Money Tree

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Granted, but it's a monopoly new edition piece.

I wish for a can of strawberry soda.

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Granted, but it explodes all over you and attracts bees.

I wish to be attacked by bees.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, but they are stinger-less bumblebees who will swarm you and tickle you forever with their fuzzyness.

I wish I owned a bakery.

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Granted, but none of your dough will ever rise in it...

Speaking of which...I wish for a loaf of pumpernickel bread...

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Granted, but it transform into a bread monster, and starts to eat children, and you have no clue what to do, not even the army can take it down, did I mention ZOMBIES join forces with the bread monster, Oh no!! O_o

I wish for a Master Ball

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granted but it will never work

i wish i could fly

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Granted but birds will poop on you every time you try to.

I wish I...had a boyfriend
lol

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Granted, but it's Cameron, good luck with that lol

I wish I could find a place where I belong #seiba

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granted but its in canada #wut

i wish i had my own wow account so my mom couldnt kick me off everyday

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Granted, but you made a account for Women on Wheels AND still your mom kicks you out everyday

I wish for a boat with laser beams that can transform into a gundam and dont forget the fries

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granted but the fries were forgoten

i wish i had super powers

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Granted but the only power u get is the ability to warm water to luke warm

i wish for a cookie

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granted but i ate it

i wish to live forever

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granted, but you have to live in the vacuum of space forever

I wish for it to be 2 weeks in the future

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, but you have cause a Time Paradox, did I mention ZOMBIES

I wish for a new sets of Headphones

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granted but all you can here through them is every fight
i wish i had alot of money

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

granted, but all you can buy is Boardwalk and Parkplace

I wish for the most delicious cake in the world

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, but it transform into a Cake monster, and starts to eat little children and babies, and you have no clue what to do, not even the Justice League can take it down, did I mention ZOMBIES join forces with the Cake monster,AGAIN... Oh no!! O_o

I wish to have magic powers

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GRANTED!!!,but you can only make beans out of water

i wish for a taco

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Granted, but the taco eats you
I wish for a yo yo

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Granted but their is no string

i wish for a soda

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, but you get a 15 year old soda

I wish for a cat

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but it drinks and eats everything in sight

i wish for a bandana ( not the fruit)

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Granted, but it's turns into a banana
i wish for a new sets of Headphone

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

granted but no wires to plug in

i wish for some food

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, but you turn into a Cookie Monster

I wish for money

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

granted but it all burns the minute you touch it

i wish for a new wallet

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, but it eats all the money you put in

I wish I know French

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granted but all you know is wee wee(yes)

i wish i for some pepsi

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Granted, but it taste like coke

I wish I know Japanese

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granted but all you can say is はい(yes)

i wish for some new glasses

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, but they get stepped on by a rogue DJ.

I wish I could go outside

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granted but u may never go back inside.

i wish for some rum

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Granted, but the rum is all gone.

I wish for a Ceru sandwich.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

I would grant that, but I'm not sure that is possible.

So let's just say that HYPOTHETICALLY, it were granted, you would take a bite and find your self trapped in the space time continuum, lost forever to us, in a world where the sandwich never actually existed.

I wish for rain. Lots of rain. ><

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Granted, but it's acid rain. Lost of acid rain.

I wish for ultimate power! >:O

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Granted but you cant control it

I wish it was storming outside

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Granted but it rains so much it causes a flood and you have flee

I wish to have the ability to read minds.