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Granted but they were stolen from Molly

I wish I had a Gundam

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but you get Butler Gundam

I wish for some ketchup

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Okay but you have to drink it

I wish it daylight

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but you get to turned into a vampire

I wish I can Fly

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but then you get shot out of the sky

I wish I could breathe under water

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, you now have the lamest superpower ever.

I wish not to lose the game.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Alright, but you come second to last

I wish that I had something to wish for

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but you may only wish for another wish

I wish it would thunder

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but you get struck by lightning.

I wish for spring time

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Alright but then you get sick

I wish I had something to do

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Granted, but its all really boring manual labor.

I wish everything just goes according to plan

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, but you forget to plan the last bit of the plan.

I wish I could learn how to code faster.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, but those extra pairs of hands get in the way an awful lot.

I wish it would stop flooding.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but now you're in a drought and it will never rain again.

I wish for a pretty unicorn...don't judge me!

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but it turns out to be a horse with a traffic cone taped to it's head.

I wish I had more witty things to say.

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granted but your words end you in jail o_o;;;;

I wish i knew where my phone charger was...

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Granted but you find that it is broken and they discontinued selling that charger.

I wish my Xbox 360 did not have the Red Ring of Death.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, but it gets stolen.

I wish I would get spring break NAOOOOO!!!!!!

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Granted but it lasted on two seconds.

I wish i didn't have so much homework

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granted, but you have to do someone else's homework

I wish i could sleep...