Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but your computer crashes

I wish I was king of the pirates

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but you where mutinied and killed

I wish i had more hot sauce

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but it is really acid.

I wish I had a cheese and tomato toasted sammich.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, but the ingredients expired before you were born.

I wish I could get at least one cosplay completed this year! DX

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but it will only fit midgets.

I wish i had an the gundam wing zero.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but its old and broken and breaks after taking off

I wish for my own theme song

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

granted but its a song by lady gaga

I wish the next poster wont twist my wish

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted. Your wish still sucks.

I wish for a fish.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

You wind up with a dish. O___o? With a singing bass mounted to it. So sorry.

I wish Fake 2 would continue please~

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but the continuation is much worse in comparison.

I wish my PS2 would play my copy of persona 3 again

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but it freezes after 2 minutes everytime

I wish for super powers

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, but you can only use them for the last 30 seconds of your life.

I wish I were a bird.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but you keep flying into windows.

I wish my apartment would clean itself

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, but it does a poor job of hiding the bodies.

I wish for eternal damnation.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but the song "walking on sunshine" plays on loop for ENTERNITY

I wish I had a cookie!

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted. Wait you said cookie? I granted cooties.....

I wish for a baby on a stick with laser eye powers and acid spitting ability set on fire.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but, obviously, the baby is dead.

I wish I could find my copy of Persona4

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but it is broken.

I wish I had some orange soda.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but it expired 30 years ago

I wish for a long working Ethernet cable

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, but then before you get to work the building gets burned down

I wish I had some cookies