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deadlymustach50 02-21-2011 02:41 PM

Re: Ponies vs Raptors?
 
DANSEN!

mahay 02-21-2011 03:07 PM

Re: Ponies vs Raptors?
 
Everybody hold on a second, let me throw down an ontological proof:

1. It is given that those who always win always win
2. It is given that those who try to win yet fail have a higher chance of failing.
3. It is given that the definition of failing is coming short of one's objectives.
4. Ponies often come short of their objectives.
5. Colin Mochrie never comes short of his objectives.
6. Colin Mochrie is a member of the Raptors party.

ERGO

7. Since Colin Mochrie is a member of the Raptors and never comes short of his objectives he must always win. Furthermore, ponies always fail.


INFALLIBLE LOGIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :indeed:

grimdefeat 02-21-2011 05:07 PM

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mahay i quite enjoy your logic there and i totally agree with it

mahay 02-21-2011 09:34 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by grimdefeat (Post 27275)
mahay i quite enjoy your logic there and i totally agree with it

Why thank you, Grim! :awesome:

SoulArbiter 02-22-2011 12:39 AM

Re: Ponies vs Raptors?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mahay (Post 27271)
Everybody hold on a second, let me throw down an ontological proof:

1. It is given that those who always win always win
2. It is given that those who try to win yet fail have a higher chance of failing.
3. It is given that the definition of failing is coming short of one's objectives.
4. Ponies often come short of their objectives.
5. Colin Mochrie never comes short of his objectives.
6. Colin Mochrie is a member of the Raptors party.

ERGO

7. Since Colin Mochrie is a member of the Raptors and never comes short of his objectives he must always win. Furthermore, ponies always fail.


INFALLIBLE LOGIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :indeed:

Quite possibly the greatest amount of logic shown anywhere - ever.

Rhetorical Gamer 02-22-2011 07:30 AM

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Ponies hunt in packs and are earths most feared predators raptor don't stand a chance!

mahay 02-22-2011 07:41 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhetorical Gamer (Post 27288)
Ponies hunt in packs

#wut

Oh, I suppose you actually meant "Raptors hunt in packs", that makes the statement accurate

Rhetorical Gamer 02-22-2011 10:34 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mahay (Post 27289)
#wut

Oh, I suppose you actually meant "Raptors hunt in packs", that makes the statement accurate

Nope I meant ponies when you turn your back on them they will eat you!

GracefulDisaster 02-22-2011 01:41 PM

Re: Ponies vs Raptors?
 
If I say Zombie Raptors does it make any difference? For instance, Zombie RaptorJesus, and Zombie Raptorlaine. They terrify me. I would not stand against them.



Otherwise you will go to Zombie RaptorHell and be eaten by Zombie RaptorAnacondas.

neondantou126 02-22-2011 01:43 PM

Re: Ponies vs Raptors?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mahay (Post 27271)
Everybody hold on a second, let me throw down an ontological proof:

1. It is given that those who always win always win
2. It is given that those who try to win yet fail have a higher chance of failing.
3. It is given that the definition of failing is coming short of one's objectives.
4. Ponies often come short of their objectives.
5. Colin Mochrie never comes short of his objectives.
6. Colin Mochrie is a member of the Raptors party.

ERGO

7. Since Colin Mochrie is a member of the Raptors and never comes short of his objectives he must always win. Furthermore, ponies always fail.


INFALLIBLE LOGIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :indeed:

I challenge the soundness of your argument. ESPECIALLY Premise #4.

mahay 02-22-2011 02:11 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by neondantou126 (Post 27294)
I challenge the soundness of your argument. ESPECIALLY Premise #4.

I can understand the hesitation in accepting premise number four but let me assure you it is entirely true.

let me provide this discussion as to when a member of the pony party has failed :

also, if you have failed to see this ridiculous pony, this may help in the enlightenment:

in the preceding video, Taft, a member of the pony party, mentions that the other generals may have been right in suggesting that the pony brigade was a mistake. Mistakes are generally construed as failures.

Also, premise number four works hand-in-hand with premise number two showing that once failure has occurred, it is consistently more likely that failure will occur again.

Any questions, Neondantou?

ClearMetalVoltar 02-22-2011 08:26 PM

Re: Ponies vs Raptors?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by GracefulDisaster (Post 27293)
If I say Zombie Raptors does it make any difference? For instance, Zombie RaptorJesus, and Zombie Raptorlaine. They terrify me. I would not stand against them.



Otherwise you will go to Zombie RaptorHell and be eaten by Zombie RaptorAnacondas.

RaptorJesus, and Zombie Raptorlaine created zrhell and the zruniverse 6000 yrs ago. im their descendent 40x removed:beb: but since they were brother and sister and their kids practiced endogamy, im enbread and prowd!:yurp: but im cool ayyyy and my 8 and a half deformed legs can kick any pony butt!:yurp:

nerdwerld 02-24-2011 07:41 PM

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I'm a raptor and therefore awesome.


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