Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, however you wind up the Michelin tire rubber man.

I wish for cheaper electricity.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Grants but it only works in the morning.

I wish for soda.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, but you have to drink it warm

I wish for a Xbox 360

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

granted but it has the red ring of death

I wish I had every gundam action figure and model kit ever made.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but they all get stolen after you finish them.

I wish people would practice better spacial awareness.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but you wind up in the same driver's re-education class they are in.

I wish the moles would leave my lawn alone and go back to the molecular weights they came from in chemistry class!

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, but now you have termites in your house.

I wish my poke-walker would register steps normally!

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, but it falls off whatever its clipped onto and breaks.

I wish I could import more anime lol.

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You can, but it's illegal.

I wish for a power rangers reunion movie.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but it was the Alien Power Rangers D:

I wish for new speakers

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, however they are twins, 7'1" tall, hungry & thirsty all the time, need new clothes, 1 fast car, and don't speak your language.

I wish I could dance as fast as Annabelle the sheep when the PoPiPo song is played.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted. You now need a neck brace.

I wish for immortality.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted. Unfortunately your only company are a homeless guy who says (and believes) he's Jesus Christ and a nurse Cratchet wannabe at the local asylum. Whew! Endeavor to perserve. You can do it!

I wish NGE would go to 12.1212--------I would NEED some of your immortality waiting that long for that eventual release.....it sure wouldn't be in my lifetime.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but Rei Ayanami dies


I wish I was metal sonic

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted, but your joints are rusted. You can't move.

I wish I was a rock star.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Alright, but you must also be a roll star...and not in the good way!

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

granted but your a zombie now

I wish every man in the world had mustaches

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

Granted but every man would have to speak Italian

I wish for a Cookie

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Granted but it has all ready been digested.

I wish for big booty Miku!

Re: Twisted grant a wish
 

granted but she cheats with me

i wish predators came to earth!