Let's play the 'If I were a...' game!

[twillÿ]

Rules are simple. You start off with a thing, anything you want, and that becomes what you are. Here is an example of how you start;

If I were a ring-tailed lemur...

Then you end it with something completely random and irrelevant to what you said you were. Here is an example of how to finish;

...I would hide in an ice cream truck and recite poetry.

Then you ask the next person what they would be, and it continues...the point of this is to be eccentric with your answers and see how weird everyone really is. =D I will start.

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If I was a tree trunk....I would mug little kids for their lunch money.

What would you be?

[EagleEyes]

If I were a super hero....I would sell orange soda to the elderly.

What would you be?

[Zero Gravity]

If I was the Dark Magician..... I'd ask for a sword

what would you be?

[twillÿ]

If I were a cheeseburger....I would dance in the rain.

What would you be?

[EagleEyes]

If I were Twilly....I would have an afro.

What would you be?
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[Mollybibbles]

If I were a sports car... I would go trick or treating in March

[twillÿ]

If I were a starfish...I would fight crime with an iron fist!

What would you be?

[Jubilee]

If I were a strawberry...I would mow grass with a pair of scissors.
What would you be?

[ZshadowX]

If I were a cookie...I would sell myself to a grocery store!

What would you be?

[EagleEyes]

If I were a USB...I would move to France.

What would you be?

[twillÿ]

If I were an extra sock left in your dryer...I would learn Kung-fu and date a super model.

What would you be?!

[Jubilee]

If I were a badger...I would run the 200m dash in the next olympics.

What would you be?

[Oni]

If I were a bird...I'd win the Nobel Peace Prize.

What would you be?

[twillÿ]

If I was a bar of soap...I would go back in time and slap a caveman!

What would you be?

[EagleEyes]

If I was a Cheer Leader...I would go back in time and wrestle a bear.
What would you be?

[Jubilee]

If I was a tulip...I would win a hot air balloon race.

What would you be?

[Cyrus]

If i were a robot... i would puke rainbows

What would you be?

[EagleEyes]

If i were a box... I would spin round, right round, like a record baby, round right round.

What would you be?

[Jubilee]

If I were Dead or Alive...I'd go to Saturn in a spaceship made of swiss cheese.

What would you be?

[deadlymustach50]

If I was silly putty... I would be king of games

[EagleEyes]

If I was a car.... I would be in Lord of the Rings.

[Llian]

If I were sleepy...I'd be in bed.

[Bonediddly]

If I were a platypus... I'd eat cheetos while watching 24.

[FDSuprema]

If I were dead, I'd be a zombie ninja.

[twillÿ]

If I were King Arthur...I would drive a Mack Truck into a 7-Eleven.

What would you be?

[Jubilee]

If I were a red carpet...I would eat potatos.

[soundbreaker]

If I were drunk... I'd be on Late Night with the ghost of Johnny Carson.

[Jubilee]

If I were a bridge...I'd jump off a cliff.

[twillÿ]

If I were a piece of French toast...I would ride my bike with no handlebars.

What would you be?

[Parthmakeo]

If i were a God...
I would show myself to the people as a Giant Cheese Doodle and say "Bow before my Cheesy Aura!"

What would you be?

[Jubilee]

If I was a Beanie Baby...I would become a pyrotechnician.