What would you do if you woke up in bed with the poster above you?

[Catilena1890]

A fun little game I came across at another old vBulletin site I was on and have since spread to other forums. Basically, you write what you would think/do if you woke up in bed with the person who posted before you for example:

Poster 1

I would marry poster 0

Poster 2

I would freak out and shoot poster 1

etc.

Rules, uh, there are none. Be as violent or fluffy or uncaring or whatever as you want, but keep it within 918 rules

So enjoy.

:sigh: I`m the OP, I dun have anyone above me.

[Shin_No_Kokoro]

i would really question what happened between me and Catilena last night

[Oni]

I'd wonder when I switched to beastiality, in relation to your avatar.

[Shin_No_Kokoro]

haha oni broke the game haha

[XIamSogekingX]

I would probably start discussing about Haruhi and everything related to her.

[Catilena1890]

I would think, Why the hell am I sleeping with an Usopp fan?

[Kanashimi]

I would beat you with the bat next to my bed for infiltrating my room.

[Oni]

Wonder how I travelled to the other side of the Earth in such a short amount of time.

[Zero Gravity]

Why is there a hole in the crotch of my Morgan poster?

[Shin_No_Kokoro]

Wonder why did i get involved with a sonic fan again....it always ends up the same way

[Kanashimi]

Wonder how quickly Kibs is going to kill y00.

[Kibs]

*censored*

[Oni]

Quickly sever my manhood.

[Catilena1890]

G`day mate. You goin to want some breakfast then? *kisses passionately*

[TheDrunkenShadow]

Pass it off as a nightmare and go back to sleep.

[Shin_No_Kokoro]

Well it could be worse

[Kanashimi]

Are you Mikuru?

[TheDrunkenShadow]

My eye would twitch and I would silently slide out of the room and never speak or think of this event ever again.

[Catilena1890]

No, but I`m good in bed, but you already know that :wink:


On a side note, AWWWWWWW! ^w^ *is so happy because her boyfriend in britain thought about her enough to come online to tell her he was ok even though he is so tired he`ll drop dead any minute if he doesn`t go to bed cuz he`s been gone for over 5 days without a word*

[Oni]

Probably take it to the next level.

[Bonediddly]

Commit seppuku.

[Rocco]

Scream

[XIamSogekingX]

Go to the corner and sob...

[TheDrunkenShadow]

Use my shotgun.

[黒と赤「KUROtoAKA」]

Cook breakfast.

[XIamSogekingX]

I would have to go to work, so don't bother with breakfast.

[Rocco]

smother you with a pillow

[Oni]

Wonder why females rarely end up in my bed.

[Catilena1890]

Give him head

[TheDrunkenShadow]

Do the walk of shame

[chefofdeath]

depending on the poster i might throw a knife at it

[XIamSogekingX]

Quietly leave and drown myself in the shower...

[FFHellDragon]

-many bad words-

[Oni]

Finally throw away the drugs.

[DJ M.O.T.D]

Snuggle back up with oni and smile.
"Kawaii Uke Desu"

[Kanashimi]

Wonder why British people can teleport...

[DJ M.O.T.D]

Smear the Teleportation residue off of her face and go back to sleep.

[Shin_No_Kokoro]

wake up DJ M.O.T.D and run away

[DJ M.O.T.D]

Commit Operation Raid All Personal Experience.

[Zero Gravity]

Go back to sleep

[DJ M.O.T.D]

Hug him as he sleeps and fall asleep.

[Zero Gravity]

Daaaaawww how can I sleep when he's so cuddly

[Force-A-Nature]

What could I do.

[TheDrunkenShadow]

Make sure the house and everything in it burns to the ground.

[TheGreatMoof]

Wonder when I started going out with a small pixelated guy. Is it gay if it's with a vidya game sprite?

[XIamSogekingX]

Wondering why he is called "The Great Moof"?????

[Zero Gravity]

Make sure my wallet isn't missing

[dbull620]

Sigh in disappointment. There was zero gravity between us.

[Shin_No_Kokoro]

This is so wrong......yet so right!!

[EagleEyes]

Wonder why she isn't wearing the bunny costume......

[Shin_No_Kokoro]

Becuz u took it off T_T

[Force-A-Nature]

MIKURU TAKE DOWN THAT HELICOPTER WITH YOUR AK-47.

[Oni]

Blow up.

[Zero Gravity]

Ask if Oni wants to grab some breakfast or something

[Zodiac_Blader]

Know they start the day with a bullet of fail

[Catilena1890]

Throw you outta my bed and go back to sleep

[Shin_No_Kokoro]

Throw catilena outta the bed and dont go to sleep

[EagleEyes]

Consume her soul.......

[Stone]

Be consumed...

[Tewy]

wonder if he'll ever finish with my paper

[Zero Gravity]

Ask him to make breakfast

[Shin_No_Kokoro]

Tellin him that it was a gud ride

[Tewy]

i would write a message saying it fun last night but u could have done better. then leave

[Oni]

Overdose.

[Tewy]

okay i think we shouldn't have ice cream in bed it could get sticky

[EagleEyes]

Make some poor dragon related joke.

[Tewy]

yes i caught you

[Drago142222]

Nom on Cookies not noticing him at all

[Zodiac_Blader]

Reach for the taser

[Oni]

Point out that that's a volcano.

[S....Bop]

Wonder as to how the poster got above me whilst I was sleeping.

[Zero Gravity]

Would ask why he's in EE's spot

[Drago142222]

Stab him in the gut for trying to steal my cookie

[Shin_No_Kokoro]

Re-write Einstiens theory of relativity

[dbull620]

Take a very long shower.

[Zodiac_Blader]

Yawn roll over, be surprised then get a coffee and a dounut

[Zero Gravity]

Tell him to get tested

[EagleEyes]

Draw him a picture!

[Shin_No_Kokoro]

Explain why EE's existance could be easily challenged

[Zodiac_Blader]

Tell em this is a military installation and if anything is said about what has been seen or heard you will disappear for a very long time

[EagleEyes]

<<<<< Use any of those expressions.

[Catilena1890]

Wonder why the hell I`m sleeping with a cracked-up, die-hard, shizune fan. LoL

[Zero Gravity]

Would see if she left any scratches on me

[Shin_No_Kokoro]

flee

[TheDrunkenShadow]

I'd wonder why I'm in a bed and not nude on some random person's lawn... Because that had to be one wild party I don't remember.

[EagleEyes]

I would wonder why this, of all threads, would be the one DS decided to coment on..........

[Dophanes "D!" Raosuke]

I'd wonder who drugged me, an how they did it...

[EagleEyes]

*hides the knock out gas*

[Dophanes "D!" Raosuke]

*hides the knock out gas*

and now I know, and knowing is half the battle! #poplar

[Jubilee]

Go back to sleep. #yawn

[Zero Gravity]

tell him to make me breakfast

[Catilena1890]

Tell you to get the puck outta my bed

[SaiQ]

I would pet the kitty and hope it doesn't bite.

[Tsundere]

I would make it fetch my cloathes... And then pay me..

[Drago142222]

I would ask if i got a cookie

[twillÿ]

I would need to run to Home Depot to fix my wall after Falcon Punching him through it.

[Jubilee]

I would take his belt and flee. #thumbup

[catc0617]

I would be incredibly disturbed.... o.o....

[Mollybibbles]

I would introduce myself, stand there awkwardly for a while...... then proceed to leave.

[Camajak]

I'd huggle her and tell Ms. Molly that it was a very fun and fulfilling night <3 *lol Imma creep, I can smell BANHAMMER DUN DUN DUN*

[homie_jiraiya]

ninja smoke bomb then forget to run away
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[Kyonikov]

I would sing (and do the little dance)
IeZMIgheZro
Then would proceed to suggesting anime to watch. (but not naruto, even though you're named jiraya)

[EagleEyes]

Dress you as Shizune #shock AHEM...... I mean leave.......

[twillÿ]

EE would definitely be making me a sandwich if we wound up in a bed together. The rest is just grey area we would forget about. XD

[EagleEyes]

Wonder whether it was pronounced Twillaine or Ceruilly?

[Tsundere]

Get him to play a didgeridoo.... And FAST!!!

[Camajak]

Be pleasantly surprised at the newest visitor to my magical land #pika

[EagleEyes]

Go and get tested.

[TheNinja4759]

Uhh.. If I woke up in bed with Hirano-chan... I'd squee and glomp attack her.

[Jubilee]

I would wonder why the obscinities in the persons name. :uh:

All better now :awesome:

[Drago142222]

Wonder why my Anti Jubi defense failed

[TheNinja4759]

I'd still try to figure out why that dude's Anti-Jubi Defences didn't work.

[Jubilee]

Because I am just that good. #triumph






#facepalm

[Camajak]

I would glomp Jubi! Then remember I have a boyfriend.... #shock

[SaiQ]

I would open the window, jump out, and hope I wake up from this nightmare.

[TheNinja4759]

i'd laugh as you fall to your untimely death.

[EagleEyes]

I would make pancakes then eat them.

[Amui]

I'd nibble your ear and ask if you want to pick up where we left off #naked

[Camajak]

I know I'd never live it down... #facepalm

[homie_jiraiya]

homie jiraiya would wonder how drunk he was last night

[Camajak]

Camajak would ditto that.

[Amui]

Up for another round? :ouh:

[EagleEyes]

Wonder why he was cheating on me with Camajak D:<

[Jubilee]

Would remember how many times I said "Eww That's Dirty" last night...

[Catilena1890]

Wanna go again?

[Drago142222]

"pets catilena"hmmmmm good kitty

[Shigoshi]

Burst into dance while wearing over the top bright pink suit while singing carameldansen with my squeakiest voice.

That is all -leaves via the door to the right which is located to the left of the right handed tool used for left handed people suffering from right handed wonkiness with a touch of left sided headache that is the right thing to be left alone with a writing book made from left-over scraps-

(welcome, the realm of madness welcomes you. Enjoy your stay and please don't mind the lord of madness, he is quite sensible today for some reason. I believe he is being treated for sanity)

[Dophanes "D!" Raosuke]

grab my gun, and gtfo #stare

[Camajak]

Would wonder why I jumped into bed with a complete stranger...

[Cameron]

Wonder which one of us swim across the lake... And then make a twitter and tweet about what just happened.

[Jubilee]

Would lick your chin again. #excuseme

[EagleEyes]

Froo froo your frillies #shock

[Zero Gravity]

Write about it in my diar.. i mean Journal o_o

[Mollybibbles]

"Zero, mah home-dawg! How's it hangin', yo" *Makes a pitiful attempt at being "cool". Fails. Retreats from bedroom*

[Drago142222]

look at molly and just wave while i wonder how i got into mollys bed

[catc0617]

Punch Drago in the face. XD Then kick him (her? sorry, I don't know -.-) out my bedroom. Or if I'm at your house, leave as fast as I can.

[Dophanes "D!" Raosuke]

Put on a top hat, fake mustache, monocle, fancy suit, and grab my cane and walk out in a British gentlemanly way. #oh?

[DarkPhoenixMishima]

I would question how strong my drink was last night a slowly exit the door.

[catc0617]

I would have to question my sanity.

[Dophanes "D!" Raosuke]

I'd look at cat, then scream "DAMNIT CAT, I LOST THE FREAKEN GAME" then storm out in a rage #noelrage

[catc0617]

I would laugh at Dophanes's losing the game, lose the game myself, then exit the room. XD

[Cameron]

Drago tells me there's room for one more?

[Drago142222]

Shoot Cameron and throw him in the lake

[Cameron]

Franticly and violently proceed to murdering Drago, preferably with a bladed instrument capable of stabbing.

[Drago142222]

call the police and have cameron arrested for tresspassing and for not listening to the restraining order

[withasigh]

Wonder just how drunk i let myself get last night

[Cameron]

Snuggle up and cuddle with you. And also perhaps lick your check.

[Dophanes "D!" Raosuke]

Stare at Cameron evilly and until he walks out of the room frightened, then proceed to burn all evidence that this has ever happened including Cameron himself.

[bemused_Bohemian]

Whose bed? What poster??

[chefofdeath]

would throw my knife at it then catch it before it fell on me

[Shigoshi]

Would again proceed with random acts of predetermined actions chosen by a broken wheel that spins on only on axis. Would then grab a bar of chocolate, gag the above person with it and then torture them as I eat cookies made from brick and mortar.

This would be followed by actions randomly regularly picked at randomly chosen locations of my chosing where the person would have to repeat the alphabet in a random order of my chosing again along with the length (and damn it you shall say the alphabet in it's entireity of 4 million and 42 letters!) also randomly determined by the wheel mentioned at the beginning of this post.

Hello again, hope you all enjoyed another trip in the world of madness. helps break up any consistent actions going on (I mean come on, previously it was sexual reference to sexual reference but now it's violence after violence, ether mix it up or feel the madness!)

[Lite]

I'd be quite simply amazed at waking up next to a Scottish person. o___O

[withasigh]

Offer Lite tea and crumpets [despite the fact he doesn't like tea] Shhh

[Lite]

Congratulate sigh on her first forum post! And probably then punch the creeping Cameron aiming to lick her xD

[Cameron]

Be glad that I went for Lite in place of Sigh after all, and start licking him.

[withasigh]

look confused for a bit then go back to sleep

[Dophanes "D!" Raosuke]

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make those faces in that order