Name a hypothetical newspaper headline that would make you say "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[Leviathan Mist]

Also, you can tack a few thousand o's to the end of that "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" if you like. I'll start:

"Minori Chihara gets married. Leviathan Mist is not the husband."

"Prinnies removed from Disgaea games."

"Square-Enix announces Final Fantasy XVI, it's another MMORPG."

"The next 'Tales of' game to be released only in Japan, just like the last ones."

"91.8 The Fan disbanded, all profits seized by Drago."

[Shidohari]

Drago becomes president of the united states

[Cameron]

"Solanum is real! Only specimen to be exposed after destruction of the virus killed, no zombie apocalypse"

[grimdefeat]

anime banned from the united states

[Waifuman]

Andrew Hussie stops writing popular webcomic Homestuck.

English Vocaloid cancelled.

Square Enix closes goes out of business.

Gainax goes out of business.

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann to be redubbed by 4kids.

Dragonball GT to be re-aired.

[Bargain Gamer]

"Sony and Nintendo go bankrupt, leaving Microsoft as the only console manufacturer in the market."

"Japan bans animation."

[EagleEyes]

Creationism Proven.

Rebecca Black snubbed from Grammy.

[Jubilee]

Beth Phoenix to Quit Smashing

Sheen Proven to be Only Uni-Winning

[Cheflelouch]

osama is till alive

[jessileo127]

"The silence is Real!"
"Bunny picked cabbage instead of carrot."
"Coca-Cola banned from the U.K."
"The Cake is most definatly a lie."

[Leviathan Mist]

jessi, your sig pic is awesome :o

[Waifuman]

jessi, your sig pic is awesome :oBest headline.

[Zero Gravity]

"Sarah Palin President"

"Neon Genesis Evangelion "Best Anime Ever"

"Black Ops considered better then Halo Reach"

"Tickle-Me-Pink officially a real color"

[Leviathan Mist]

"Sarah Palin President"

"Neon Genesis Evangelion "Best Anime Ever"


Those headlines would indeed make me say "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[gannon133]

"Fanservice is required by law in Anime"

[Kayarath]

"US Government shuts down internet access across the US" D:

[mahay]

"Scientists prove statistically possible to 'have cake and eat it too'"

"Human growth hormone discovered, humans now able to be planted like tomatoes"

"Donald Trump wears hairpiece"

"Windows OS outlawed, jobs lost but Jobs happy"

"Study shows 98% of humanity will have ultimately boring lives"

"George Takei dead"

"Takei dead, headstone doesn't say 'oh my' "

"Mormons win court decision, coffee, tea outlawed"

"Trey Parker, Matt Stone sued for libel"

"US driving age readjusted to 28, no chance of grandfathering"

"Austria declares war on Serbia, Germany invades Beligium and France"

"1984 to become official US domestic policy"

"Cthulu in 2012 Presidential running"

"Kayne West crowned 'Voice of a generation' "

"Switzerland to join EU"

" 'Can I Haz Cheezburgers' to be admitted to Oxford English Dictionary"

"Christopher Poole arrested, servers shutdown"

"Kana arrested, servers shutdown"

#wut sorry, I think I may have done too many...

[Waifuman]

"Mahay not pronounced winner of this thread."

[Jubilee]

"Austria declares war on Serbia, Germany invades Beligium and France"

"Kayne West crowned 'Voice of a generation' "

"Switzerland to join EU"


These 3 are my favorite.

That's so mahay.

"Goulash named US national meal. Required at every meal."

"New Herbicide developed...spreads to all plants."

"Kanye West, 2012."

"Teleportation Successful! Inventor's home goes up in flames soon after. Blueprints were not recovered."

"Headlines for newspapers reaching new lengths. World supply of ink is in critical condition."

"Oreos outlawed."

"Twinkies named national snack of the Ukraine."

[mahay]

"Teleportation Successful! Inventor's home goes up in flames soon after. Blueprints were not recovered."


That would indeed be a travesty! #bawww

[Leviathan Mist]

"Goulash named US national meal. Required at every meal."


Oh my god. I would NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO so hard.

[homie_jiraiya]

"Woody Allen voted best actor/director ever"

[chefofdeath]

" All Electronics in the world explode when turned on"

[Gatx]

"Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim will be exclusive for consoles"

[hiroshimax]

"Studies show that being on the Internet gives you brain cancer"

[Zero Gravity]

"Batman to Aquaman: Lets Trade Jobs"

[soundbreaker]

"Times New Roman deleted from world servers, hard drives"

"Chocolate Causes Cancer"

"Dead Rise: Vote Abbott"

"DIZ NIX MARVEL FLIX"

[joegoku]

"Square Enix quits Final Fantasy, Square Enix now known as Eidos"

[hiroshimax]

"You are now breathing manually"

[Force-A-Nature]

"Black Ops considered better then Halo Reach"


"Dice to announce 40 dollar skin pack On-Disc DLC for Battlefield 3"

or

"Battlefield 3 confirmed for no Dedicated Servers"

[Kibs]

"Hatsune Miku Banned From The US"

[SoulArbiter]

"Stephen Conroy implements internet filter across Australia"

#srstable

[Dophanes "D!" Raosuke]

Harold Camping decides that October 21st is the real end of the world date

srsly? this is real #wut

[nerdwerld]

Toni Iommi dies "May Sabbath's legendary guitarist burn in Hell"

Green tea crop's die worldworld

Justin Beiber survives assassin's bullet.

Justin Beiber's assassin Austin Hornbeck put in jail

Justin Beiber win's grammy

Justin Beiber is crowned voice of a Generation

Last Raptors go extinct.

918 The Fan's servers hacked

918 the Fan shuts down due to hackers

The Confedercy reforms under tea party lines

Kyoto is burned by Conservative Japanese Radicals

Ishihara becomes Prime Minister of Japan

Japan burns literature

Japan burns manga

Japan bans all animation

China invades Japan

China invades Korea

China buys America

China ignores Canada

T-Rex's devour raptors

Ponies develop way to stop raptors from feasting

Its the year 2112 and Music is banned

World Government established

World Capitol located in Tehran Iran

Kamina-ism is outlawed

Square-Enix stops making role playing games and switches to first person shooters

Every Fight becomes the only legal song.

Miku Hatsune explodes at concert

Theocracy becomes doctrine of World Government

[Leviathan Mist]

"You just lost the game."

[Dophanes "D!" Raosuke]

"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

[SoulArbiter]

Scientists finally discover where Atlantis is.

#well...

[nerdwerld]

"You just lost the game."

I thought I just won the game "note this would be the creepiest head line story ever"

[withasigh]

Japanese censors declare Miku Hatsune must now acctualy wear underwear

[Leviathan Mist]

Japanese censors declare Miku Hatsune must now acctualy wear underwear

lol wat

[withasigh]

lol wat

Its true she doesn't wear pants i have the plushie to prove it!

[Leviathan Mist]

Its true she doesn't wear pants i have the plushie to prove it!

PICS

Unless it's X-rated, then just PM me the pics. :o

[withasigh]

http://i480.photobucket.com/albums/rr164/GenesisZexion/101_1087.jpg

[Leviathan Mist]

http://i480.photobucket.com/albums/rr164/GenesisZexion/101_1087.jpg

This image needs its own thread. Seriously. :o

Also, it would be a "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" moment indeed if all of them had to wear panties o.o

[Dophanes "D!" Raosuke]

http://i480.photobucket.com/albums/rr164/GenesisZexion/101_1087.jpg

THIS MUST CONTINUE AT ALL COSTS #noelrage

[Waifuman]

Oh Japan, you so pringles.

[withasigh]

Haha sigh is back for one day and this is what happens

'Tea found to cause cancer'

[Elk]

Obama Becomes Prime Minister of Canada

[Kanashimi]

President Bans Online Gaming

[Elk]

Canada elects first SJW Prime Ministyr. Xir first act is to enforce mandatory privilege checking.

[Zero Gravity]

Amiibos in NA discontinued indefinitely

[Elk]

Club Nintendo service discontinues.... oh wait.