Ponies vs Raptors?

[EagleEyes]

With a sudden increase of pony love I figure it is time for a discussion. With the answer of Pirates vs Ninjas and Werewolfs vs Vampires ongoing, let us see if we can decide upon the winner of Ponies vs Raptors.

Of course ponies are the natural prey of raptors, but with factors such as global warming and childrens hopes and dreams being taken into consideration it is anyones game.

Famous Ponies:
-Ponita
-Ponyta
-My Little Ponies
-Apocalypse Ponies

http://th08.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2010/313/6/9/friendship_by_snigelkrantz-d32j5u9.jpg
Famous Raptors

-Dinobot
-Cerulaine
-Colin Mochrie

http://th00.deviantart.net/fs26/PRE/f/2008/156/2/d/Dinobot__s_AWESOME_Ride_by_Booter_Freak.png




READY? FIGHT!

[pollardy]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-SOQlqErZLbk/TVzP-JwO13I/AAAAAAAABdM/jmlDcD12IOY/s320/1297919729068.png

I SUMMON GORDEN FREEPONY TO ARMS TO ARMS

TROOPS ASSSEMBLE


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8XlorG6n_cI/TVBjnqSqLAI/AAAAAAAABJk/x6E7MNOHCg0/s1600/1297110575132.jpg


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MxpMom9PyMk/TVzQGL3WFZI/AAAAAAAABdw/YAKc63aA96k/s1600/1297822801690.png

[Bargain Gamer]

Your Gordon Freepony is no match for the awesomenesss that is RAPTOR JESUS!!!

http://nikkigsblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/raptor-jesus21.jpg

He went extinct for your sins!

[EagleEyes]

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Raptors are skilled in the art of dance?

[deadlymustach50]

http://i407.photobucket.com/albums/pp155/bwavobunny/everybodydancenowp1.gif

[pollardy]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8XlorG6n_cI/TUXxCM1C90I/AAAAAAAAAz4/Eir1vaKBRs8/s1600/1296422588121.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8XlorG6n_cI/TUslhmy4EVI/AAAAAAAABAw/KVofx1R3acE/s1600/1296709324568.jpg

AIRSTRIKE ATTACK THEM NOW~

[deadlymustach50]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSME4tXeGsq8i0LbbDszorC5gbYLDaGL atJ6DByPkyxuBGTBJAL&t=1

[pollardy]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8XlorG6n_cI/TT-rgd0e_9I/AAAAAAAAAdI/TIzi1edZPfo/s1600/1296011153884.png
DRAGON CALVARY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Jubilee]

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101120194838/pokemon/images/thumb/d/dc/Archeos.png/116px-Archeos.png

Holy Rock Raptor Jesus Bird has been summoned.

Victory is assured (To a greater extent than it already was when we got Colin Mochrie).

[Amui]

NOT SO FAST JUBIFREE!
I summon the aid of......PONYMA!
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y14/puffster/129756897753.jpg

[moonhawk81]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8XlorG6n_cI/TT-rgd0e_9I/AAAAAAAAAdI/TIzi1edZPfo/s1600/1296011153884.png
DRAGON CALVARY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wouldn't dragons more naturally fight on the side of the raptors? C'mon Ceru and the Dino-guys!

[Zero Gravity]

this is the only Raptor i recognize:

http://www.absoluteanime.com/yu-gi-oh/rex.gif

[Leviathan Mist]

I'm gonna have to vote for the raptors on this one. Ceru AND Colin Mochrie? Ponies don't stand a chance.

[Jubilee]

Amui makes a valid point, even with my hatred of Ponies.

http://radiohippie.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/raptor-jesus-battles-the-unicorns-ps-the-unico-17918-1234478698-9.jpg?w=369&h=284
Unicorns might as well be ponies.

[Leviathan Mist]

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Raptors are skilled in the art of dance?

I remember that song from the Super Mario Bros. movie!

Ah, the memories.

[Amui]

Cirnolame and Colin Mochrie? Pah! they don't stand a chance against the love and friendship of Ponies.....and Deadpool!
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y14/puffster/1296857347561-n1296970220619.jpg

[grimdefeat]

welp everyone knows raptors would win i mean jeeze they have colin mochrie that gives them an instawin right off the back

[deadlymustach50]

You can't beat that magnitude of intelligence! http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l16fe8QjGE1qa9armo1_500.jpg

[Jubilee]

More Reinforcements for the Raptors have arrived.

http://blog.prinz.de/grand-prix/files/verka-serduchka-2840.jpg

(The bird is a relative of the Raptor, and Verka has decided to ally. Victory can longer be questioned).

[Amui]

Victory is Assured? I beg to differ......Dr. Whooves makes an appearance!
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y14/puffster/1297228608880-n1297302768264.png

[deadlymustach50]

DANSEN!

[mahay]

Everybody hold on a second, let me throw down an ontological proof:

1. It is given that those who always win always win
2. It is given that those who try to win yet fail have a higher chance of failing.
3. It is given that the definition of failing is coming short of one's objectives.
4. Ponies often come short of their objectives.
5. Colin Mochrie never comes short of his objectives.
6. Colin Mochrie is a member of the Raptors party.

ERGO

7. Since Colin Mochrie is a member of the Raptors and never comes short of his objectives he must always win. Furthermore, ponies always fail.


INFALLIBLE LOGIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :indeed:

[grimdefeat]

mahay i quite enjoy your logic there and i totally agree with it

[mahay]

mahay i quite enjoy your logic there and i totally agree with it

Why thank you, Grim! :awesome:

[SoulArbiter]

Everybody hold on a second, let me throw down an ontological proof:

1. It is given that those who always win always win
2. It is given that those who try to win yet fail have a higher chance of failing.
3. It is given that the definition of failing is coming short of one's objectives.
4. Ponies often come short of their objectives.
5. Colin Mochrie never comes short of his objectives.
6. Colin Mochrie is a member of the Raptors party.

ERGO

7. Since Colin Mochrie is a member of the Raptors and never comes short of his objectives he must always win. Furthermore, ponies always fail.


INFALLIBLE LOGIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :indeed:

Quite possibly the greatest amount of logic shown anywhere - ever.

[Rhetorical Gamer]

Ponies hunt in packs and are earths most feared predators raptor don't stand a chance!

[mahay]

Ponies hunt in packs

#wut

Oh, I suppose you actually meant "Raptors hunt in packs", that makes the statement accurate

[Rhetorical Gamer]

#wut

Oh, I suppose you actually meant "Raptors hunt in packs", that makes the statement accurate

Nope I meant ponies when you turn your back on them they will eat you!

[GracefulDisaster]

If I say Zombie Raptors does it make any difference? For instance, Zombie RaptorJesus, and Zombie Raptorlaine. They terrify me. I would not stand against them.



Otherwise you will go to Zombie RaptorHell and be eaten by Zombie RaptorAnacondas.

[neondantou126]

Everybody hold on a second, let me throw down an ontological proof:

1. It is given that those who always win always win
2. It is given that those who try to win yet fail have a higher chance of failing.
3. It is given that the definition of failing is coming short of one's objectives.
4. Ponies often come short of their objectives.
5. Colin Mochrie never comes short of his objectives.
6. Colin Mochrie is a member of the Raptors party.

ERGO

7. Since Colin Mochrie is a member of the Raptors and never comes short of his objectives he must always win. Furthermore, ponies always fail.


INFALLIBLE LOGIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :indeed:

I challenge the soundness of your argument. ESPECIALLY Premise #4.

[mahay]

I challenge the soundness of your argument. ESPECIALLY Premise #4.

I can understand the hesitation in accepting premise number four but let me assure you it is entirely true.

let me provide this discussion as to when a member of the pony party has failed : http://www.mlptp.net/forums/trader-help-advice/67931-whippetluv-fails.html (Whippetluv fails)

also, if you have failed to see this ridiculous pony, this may help in the enlightenment: QrpCN014mS8

in the preceding video, Taft, a member of the pony party, mentions that the other generals may have been right in suggesting that the pony brigade was a mistake. Mistakes are generally construed as failures.

Also, premise number four works hand-in-hand with premise number two showing that once failure has occurred, it is consistently more likely that failure will occur again.

Any questions, Neondantou?

[ClearMetalVoltar]

If I say Zombie Raptors does it make any difference? For instance, Zombie RaptorJesus, and Zombie Raptorlaine. They terrify me. I would not stand against them.



Otherwise you will go to Zombie RaptorHell and be eaten by Zombie RaptorAnacondas.

RaptorJesus, and Zombie Raptorlaine created zrhell and the zruniverse 6000 yrs ago. im their descendent 40x removed:beb: but since they were brother and sister and their kids practiced endogamy, im enbread and prowd!:yurp: but im cool ayyyy and my 8 and a half deformed legs can kick any pony butt!:yurp:

[nerdwerld]

I'm a raptor and therefore awesome.