King Of The Hill!

[Zero Gravity]

-gets a legal document- This hill is legally mine

[Rhetorical Gamer]

I set fire to your document and introduce you to my shotgun "The Persuader"

[jessileo127]

I take out mt katana which I call Kitiara and slice off your head...

My hill ^.^

[Rhetorical Gamer]

I sew my head back on and push you of the hill! HA!

[jessileo127]

I climb back up the hill and shoot you in the shoulders with bow and arrows... You can no longer use your arms... I bury you alive making the hill a mountin...
My mountin ^.^
I stand ontop of your Grave ...

[Rhetorical Gamer]

You didnt see when I injected myself with the T-Virus and I popped out of my grave impaled you and threw you down the hill which is now mine

[jessileo127]

Agh! I bring back an army of toy soldiers who attack anyone but me on sight, they tear you to peices...
My hill !

[Rhetorical Gamer]

I melt your toys with a magnifying glass and trip you off the hill ha MINE

[jessileo127]

I climb back up the hill and push you off the hill ...
My hill!

[Rhetorical Gamer]

I Spartan kick you off MY HILL!!!! Also I poke jessi

[jessileo127]

I poke you back then kick you off yelling "THIS IS SPARTA!"

[Rhetorical Gamer]

I grab your leg and pull you down with me saying "WRONG!!! THIS IS MY HILL"

[White Boy 3k]

"hello hope i can join in" grabs Rhetorical Gamer's arm and throughs him off the hill

[Zaig]

*uses a helicopter to lift White Boy off the hill and into the ocean*

My hill.

[gannon133]

*points out the fact that hills aren't the best places to land a helicopter*

park that thing WAY over there. oh, and I have brought rocket launchers to "my" hill.

[grimdefeat]

psh i eat rockets for breakfast now you have 5 seconds to get off this hill before i call upon the demons of the underworld to destroy you
*watches gannon run away*
its my hill and i dont want nobody touching it

[EagleEyes]

*I punch grim into the sun*


My hill, always.

[Zero Gravity]

-goes golden Super mode-
SEKIHA....
...TENKYOKEN!!!!!!!

-eradicates EE-

its minez

[Rhetorical Gamer]

Darkness Finger!!!!! *Zero Gravity head explodes* Gundam Fight Regulation Treaty Article #1 :A unit whose head section has been destroyed is disqualified! So sorry now my hill :D

[mahay]

*Comes up like a zombie from inside the hill and Rhetty runs away scared*

"Ha, mine for the time being"

[nerdwerld]

o-o a zombie! Takes a canon spear and blasts the zombie off the hill! "Hill by Hill" "Base by Base" "Slow and steady wins the race" I claim this hill in the name of the Tokugawa Bakufu!

[Rhetorical Gamer]

*Kicks nerd off the hill and hires a group of mercenaries to protect me and my hill* My hill gents!

[Shidohari]

Pays the mercenaries a higher sum and the mercenaries haul gamer off the hill...:: screams are heard in the distance::

Sorry Gamer...it's my Hill now...and oooo that's gonna hurt in the morning....

[Zero Gravity]

- throws shiny red ball for Shidohari to chase-

Minez

[mahay]

*walks up onto hill*
"Zero, this hill is mine now: Deal with it"
*Zero is flabbergasted and concedes hill to me*
*yells 'Victory' and takes a nap on top*

[Rhetorical Gamer]

*I freeze Mahay then shatter Mahay * Rest in piecies *lights a cigar* hail to the king
this is my hill. *puts on shades and loads his shotgun*

[mahay]

*reforms out of Ice blocks*
"Too bad I'm a water demon, now, 'would you kindly' light yourself on fire and run screaming down the hill?"
*Rhetty does just that and the hill is again possessed by its rightful owner*

[Rhetorical Gamer]

*I blast come back with a golf club and beat you after you told me to kindly to do so*
Now this hill is mine so sorry! *takes his hill under the sea in a under water dome*

[Mollybibbles]

*Taps glass like a fish tank. Dome shatters. Due to plate tectonics, the hill is shoved up towards the water's surface where I claim it as my own*
MINE *installs security system*

[gannon133]

*sneaks past security Metal Gear Solid style*

Now if there are no unexpecting tank going to stop me I will take over the hill.

[mahay]

Luckily, a Russian Officer who likes revolvers and eventually somehow gets a southern accent and moustache comes up and takes care of gannon.

*Comes back, ( a little worse for wear,) to reclaim the Hill*

"mine again"

[Zero Gravity]

-Gannon-stomps mahay off screen-
-twirls and laugh- MUWAHAHAHAHA!

[Rhetorical Gamer]

*I hit the brawl ball puts on a chef hat I cook zero then shoot him out of the pot*
My hill humans!!

[Zero Gravity]

-gets baseball bat-
-winds up-
-swings and send rhetorical gamer outta here-
HOME RUN!

[Rhetorical Gamer]

*I land directly on Zero I dust myself off and put a flag with the letters RG on top of the hill* That one small step for Rhet one giant leap for gamer kind!

[gannon133]

*tells RhetoricalGamer that it is a fake hill and records it to tell the Public making a conspiracy theory out of it*

Take that space army man!

[grimdefeat]

*goes all mike haggar on ganon and piledrives his face in*
its my hill

[Rhetorical Gamer]

*Me hit Grim with the 4th wall* My hill :D

[gannon133]

*tells Rhetorical Gamer to fix the 4th wall* *sees Rhe accidentally stayed on the wrong side of the wall*

Fail Rhetorical Gamer, you lost the hill

[mahay]

*parachutes in like Bear Grylls and kicks Gannon off the hill. Then kills a snake by whacking its head on the hill and has a nice dinner*

"My Hill"

[Rhetorical Gamer]

*Rhetorical Gamer beats up mahay so badly he hears a random voice say* "FINISH HIM!!!!!" *Rhet Incinerates him with his skull face* MY HILL!!!

[EagleEyes]

*I hug RG to death*

#toge Mine

[Rhetorical Gamer]

Ha! you hug one of my clones!!! *Puts EE in a mystic box* Never to be seen again!!!!! So ill take that hill of your hand now!!!

[mahay]

*Finds box, unleashes EE's Fury. EE and Rhetty go at it and fall off hill*

hehehehehe, mine

[Rhetorical Gamer]

*Rhet Megatron punches Mayhay off the hill * My hill

[EagleEyes]

I play mystical Space Typhoon and destroy your trap and or spell card....

Mine #smize

[Rhetorical Gamer]

*I trade EE HIll for a miku plush* Ha my hill! Oh and EE that plush is a knock off! Sorry!

[grimdefeat]

*resurects this board*
thy hill belongith to me now

[deadlymustach50]

From the shadows I appear giving Grim a flying drop kick to the face, yelling "HOW DOES MY SHOE TASTE??!"

After the crushing blow, I strike a victorious pose! "LOOK WHO'S BACK!"

[jessileo127]

Teleports to behind the person and shoves him off of the hill. "You are not the real slim shady, please sit down." She then snipes him with a flamethrower of death.

"My hill."

[LaketreeRKR]

Takes the hill...AND EATS IT.

[Rhetorical Gamer]

Cuts LaketreeRKR open and stands proudly on the smelly hill

[jessileo127]

Comes along with a massive bottle of purfume and 'stink' bombs Gamer. I then use a paper fan to defend the hill.
"My hill."

[LaketreeRKR]

LAKETREERKR used SPARTA KICK! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!

[Rhetorical Gamer]

Rhetorical used his portal gun and got rid of the pest MY HILL!!!!

[jessileo127]

Dive bombs the hill with Charizard and a shield of non-portable surfaces to attack gamer!
'My hill!'
Laughs evilly

[Rhetorical Gamer]

Hit Jessi with his life bar the hill is now mine thank you kindly

[EagleEyes]

*kills a pony at the bottom of the hill and watches RG run off*

IM BACK KIDDIES > : D

[Leviathan Mist]

*hits EE in the back of the rib with a baby back rib*

[Rhetorical Gamer]

Knock Mist off the hill with a frozen smelly fish

[deadlymustach50]

"Nuclear Launch Detected"

[jessileo127]

Jessi gives everyone sammiches which are all poison... sleep well kiddies cause this is my hill now ^.^

[Torry]

*Watches this with amusement, before detonating the hill*

[DalekCam]

*super glues the hill back together* MWahahaha XD Mine >D

[Rhetorical Gamer]

I call in some Orbital Drop Sock Troopers to kill anyone who isnt me! My hill now! >:D

[Shin_No_Kokoro]

Tapes Rhetorical Gamer's mouth with duck tape, ties him to a chair and stands upon the now silent hill (see what i did there?)

[Kanashimi]

Order a herd of prinnies to whack Shin_No_Kokoro off the hill!

[Mollybibbles]

Order a herd of hamster to sing the Hamtaro opening while chasing Kana off of the hill. Come, my ham-ham minions! Who likes sunflower seeds, krm-krm-krm?!

[homie_jiraiya]

suicide bombs the hill and then regrets the dying part

[Kibs]

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Supa kawa11 desu takes the hill

[Jubilee]

Entices with kawaii propane and desu propane accessories off of the hill-san.

#megusta

[Pipp]

spends 10 minuets putting mine craft TnT blocks round Jubi.......BANG blows up the hill, then makes a new, bigger better hill with a better chair on top, and has a nice little sit down!

[Mollybibbles]

Sneaks in from a prolonged absence and sets a trail of candy leading Pipp down from the hill. I circle around the back side of the hill and climb up as Pipp is consuming the candy down the hill. Pipp becomes so full, there is no way to climb back up. I happily take a seat. Ahhhh, nothing has changed ^_^

[Pipp]

Spends the next few week working out like a beast and burning all the fat off, then spends a few months training with the league of shadows, burns down there HQ, then moves back to my home city gotham and become the bat man, has a few crazy adventures with the league of shadows, the joker and a guy called bane, even fake my own death, then think oh man i forgot about that hill.

I take a disguise as a old woman selling apples, i come up to molly on her chair and sell molly an apple, THE APPLE IS POISON, she takes a bite, Falls to the ground, and i push molly down the hill,

I WIN

[grimdefeat]

*applauds pipp on such an amazing capture the hill post than super flying spinning roundhouse kick of dooms him off the hill*

[Kayarath]

*Airblasts Grim off hill*
*captures control point*
*taunts*

[MakiMaki]

*throws a Yachiru at Kay*

*watches Yachiru chomp on Kay's skull as he runs around screaming "get it off, get it off!"*

*laughs as Kay falls off the hill*

*waits for next victim...er King of Hill*

[Pipp]

*hires army of elven archers*

*Takes hill by force*

*sets up elven defence systems*

*Goes to bed*

[Sho]

Crap. I was going to bulldoze the hill. But then there won't be any hill to be king of... Well... Uh... Pipp isn't even on the hill... So uh.... I'll just get on it...

[grimdefeat]

*walks up the hill, pushes sho off and sets up super defense system grid*

[MakiMaki]

*MakiMaki summons a Motoko Kusanagi*

*MakiMaki asks her to infiltrate Grim's super defense grid*

*Motoko nods and uses her stealth suit, infiltrates and pulls the power cord on Grim's super defense grid*

*Motoko mesmerizes Grim with her curves and a sultry look*

*MakiMaki walks up and pulls a dazed Grim off the throne*

*MakiMaki gently pushes Grim, who proceeds to roll down the hill with a wide grin on his face and lands on top of the huge pile of previous kings*

MakiMaki is King once again!

XD

[Zero Gravity]

-Emerges from the hill-

I am king

[Power Surge]

-makes use of Zero Gravity's namesake and turns off his gravity and kicks him into the sun-

Surge has the real power now!

[nerdwerld]

- Sees Surge's name and is reminded of Lt. Surge from Pokemon. Goes over to get some Diglets from the nearby Diglet cave. Uses Diglets to defeat Surge since Surge uses Electric Pokemon which are weak to ground Pokemon. Nerd takes his gym badge, his pride, and is now king of the hill.

[Power Surge]

- Sees Surge's name and is reminded of Lt. Surge from Pokemon. Goes over to get some Diglets from the nearby Diglet cave. Uses Diglets to defeat Surge since Surge uses Electric Pokemon which are weak to ground Pokemon. Nerd takes his gym badge, his pride, and is now king of the hill.

Nerd totally doesn't know that Surge is actually fond of water type Pokemon and when Nerd least expects it, Surge bounces back with his level 100 Empoleon and washes him away with Surf!

Let's see who can stop me now!